# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 121

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2401 "2017-06-21T20:03:07Z")

</div>

Is **femmejean** attempting suicide by mod?

> [@Help 'the dude" find his new thread titles.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-the-dude-find-his-new-thread-titles/789206/159):
>
> I don’t believe so at all. it’s a parody thread so I took a spin on something that I hear a fair amount of people people say.
> 
> Broomstick (and some other users on this forum) seems to hold this opinion in a different way that people who kill themselves are ‘selfish’ and equates allowing suicide to allow murder and well…I don’t agree at all.
> 
> Personally I think that death is more preferable than life in most circumstances given how many people there are in the world condemned to a life of abject poverty. If you can’t be an attractive white/caucasian person surrounded by good relationships (nurturing parents, close friends even if few, caring but firm authority figures), with good health, living an above-average/average lifestyle, then death is certainly more preferable than life.
> 
> Sucks this shit-ass country called Ireland has so many fags who believe otherwise. Shame Cromwell didn’t get rid of those damn Catholics…:mad::rolleyes::D. But I’m glad that Islam didn’t conquer Europe. They’d stone me for attempting suicide!

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20294815&postcount=159](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20294815&postcount=159)

I know **Miller** has zero tolerance for hate speech.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2402 "2017-06-21T20:04:01Z")

</div>

So femmejene [says](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20294815&postcount=159) that everyone who isn’t an attractive, healthy, affluent white person is better off dead.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2403 "2017-06-21T20:05:56Z")

</div>

I finally get to ninja somebody! 😛

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2404 "2017-06-21T20:08:38Z")

</div>

Hopefully someone reported that nonsense.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2405 "2017-06-21T20:08:57Z")

</div>

> [@cochrane](#):
>
> I finally get to ninja somebody! 😛

I bow before your superior skills, oh ye of black clothing!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2406 "2017-06-21T21:46:31Z")

</div>

> [@kaylasdad99](#):
>
> I tend to think he was using the term ironically. Based on his posting history, he probably sees the alt-right gang as a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies as far as the reactionary asshole game is concerned.
> 
> This is not to suggest that it wasn’t a good idea to pull the trigger on the ignore list for him. I put him on mine when I noticed him using “LameStream Media” with a straight face. That’s not a baseless accusation, btw. He actually defended the term when called out on it.

Yeah, it was really just a nail in the coffin for me. He seems mean. I don’t play well with misanthropes.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2407 "2017-06-21T21:49:18Z")

</div>

> [@cochrane](#):
>
> Is **femmejean** attempting suicide by mod?
> 
> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20294815&postcount=159](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20294815&postcount=159)
> 
> I know **Miller** has zero tolerance for hate speech.

Yeah, I’m done with his little game now. It was entertaining at first but now it’s getting tedious. Let him flame out.

Also, fuck the idea that life is not worth living if your life was less than perfect. My childhood was hell and I’m glad I’m alive.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2408 "2017-06-21T22:14:50Z")

</div>

> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
>
> Yeah, I’m done with his little game now. It was entertaining at first but now it’s getting tedious. Let him flame out.
> 
> Also, fuck the idea that life is not worth living if your life was less than perfect. My childhood was hell and I’m glad I’m alive.

You have every right to enjoy life just as I have a right to realize mine is crap and death is suitable.

I’m serious though, not being patronizing but I don’t see how using a ‘slur’ like that is banned in the Pit. Can someone explain to me why?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2409 "2017-06-21T22:16:37Z")

</div>

I get the feeling that I’m very weird to many people (been told this in real life).

Do you guys find me weird?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2410 "2017-06-21T22:18:54Z")

</div>

> [@femmejean](#):
>
> I get the feeling that I’m very weird to many people (been told this in real life).
> 
> Do you guys find me weird?

We didn’t find you weird, you shoved weird in our faces.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2411 "2017-06-21T22:18:55Z")

</div>

> [@femmejean](#):
>
> I’m serious though, not being patronizing but I don’t see how using a ‘slur’ like that is banned in the Pit. Can someone explain to me why?

This wasn’t hard to find:

> [@](#):
>
> No hate speech
> 
> If you say hateful and/or racist things, you may get warned or banned.

Not sure about Ireland, but “Fags” is considered a hateful slur in the U.S.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2412 "2017-06-21T22:22:15Z")

</div>

> [@Procrustus](#):
>
> This wasn’t hard to find:
> 
> Not sure about Ireland, but “Fags” is considered a hateful slur in the U.S.

Even in The Pit? wow this forum isn’t as liberal as I hoped or imagined it to be…☹

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2413 "2017-06-21T22:23:56Z")

</div>

> [@femmejean](#):
>
> I get the feeling that I’m very weird to many people (been told this in real life).
> 
> Do you guys find me weird?

No, the idea that everyone who isn’t white, physically attractive, in excellent health, with plenty of money and good fashion sense is better off killing themselves, and that black people should be morally obligated to breed with white people to dilute their icky black genes are perfectly normal perspectives.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2414 "2017-06-21T22:24:11Z")

</div>

> [@femmejean](#):
>
> Even in The Pit? wow this forum isn’t as liberal as I hoped or imagined it to be…☹

Then fucking leave. Asshole.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2415 "2017-06-21T22:30:25Z")

</div>

What a total and complete wanker.

Odds are he’ll be gone by the weekend I’d say. Good F’ing R…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2416 "2017-06-21T22:30:27Z")

</div>

> [@femmejean](#):
>
> You have every right to enjoy life just as I have a right to realize mine is crap and death is suitable.
> 
> I’m serious though, not being patronizing but I don’t see how using a ‘slur’ like that is banned in the Pit. Can someone explain to me why?

Hate speech is not tolerated anywhere on the board. Board rule extrapolated from “don’t be a jerk.” I’m glad that is the rule. If you are trans you should know better than to use that word derisively anyhow. The problem is that you don’t seem to know better at all, or even care about knowing better.

Yes, you’re fucking weird. That’s irrelevant. I can handle weird just fine. I sympathize with your depression and hopelessness. Not so much with your misanthropy. You are fully entitled to believe your life is shit and wallow in despair instead of trying to improve your circumstances. You’re just not likely to win much sympathy. Go talk to Machinaforce about your right to be miserable.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2417 "2017-06-21T22:48:13Z")

</div>

Yes, of course you’re weird.

But you’re not weird because you don’t like black people, or because you castrated yourself, or because you have suicidal ideation, or because you masturbate to L&O:SVU.

You’re weird because you enjoy pretending to do those things to annoy random people on the internet.

Hence trolling.

Seriously, get a better hobby.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2418 "2017-06-21T22:55:48Z")

</div>

> [@Lemur866](#):
>
> Yes, of course you’re weird.
> 
> But you’re not weird because you don’t like black people, or because you castrated yourself, or because you have suicidal ideation, or because you masturbate to L&O:SVU.
> 
> You’re weird because you enjoy pretending to do those things to annoy random people on the internet.
> 
> Hence trolling.
> 
> Seriously, get a better hobby.

Do you really believe I’m lying about my castration? You don’t realize how much I despise the idea of maleness and masculinity/femininity. Why would I want a masculinizing hormone destroying my young and neotenous body along with making me even more agressive?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2419 "2017-06-21T22:57:20Z")

</div>

> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
>
> H  
> Yes, you’re fucking weird. That’s irrelevant. I can handle weird just fine. I sympathize with your depression and hopelessness. Not so much with your misanthropy. You are fully entitled to believe your life is shit and wallow in despair instead of trying to improve your circumstances. You’re just not likely to win much sympathy. Go talk to Machinaforce about your right to be miserable.

What misanthropy?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2017, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2420 "2017-06-21T23:03:52Z")

</div>

> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
>
> Hopefully someone reported that nonsense.

I did. I know **Miller** doesn’t stand for that shit. And now he’s been warned. It’s his second one. I hope a suspension is imminent.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=120)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=122)
