# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 123
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2441 "2017-06-22T00:21:49Z")
Another Trumpanzee just happens to find the board and post, well, like a Republican. I guess the sun in Texas has boiled their brains. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20295146&postcount=3](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20295146&postcount=3) ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2442 "2017-06-22T00:22:53Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Oooo, link to that, please and thanks. [It took longer than I thought…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=653465) I can’t remember the original thread title but it was later changed to just put in all the racists. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2443 "2017-06-22T00:27:35Z")
If you get far enough into it, he starts talking about how happy slaves were. Crazy shit. Although honestly, his posts are vaguely reminiscent of a current Pit thread. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2444 "2017-06-22T00:29:20Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > If you get far enough into it, he starts talking about how happy slaves were. Crazy shit. > > Although honestly, his posts are vaguely reminiscent of a current Pit thread. Almost 3700 posts. That should keep me busy for a few hrs. Good thing I don’t have any work to do. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2445 "2017-06-22T00:32:46Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Almost 3700 posts. That should keep me busy for a few hrs. Good thing I don’t have any work to do. 🙂 There is one moment of shame, which is when I apologized for being mean to him out of guilt. I was a troubled youth. The apology was my only regret. That and \*[degenerative bonitis.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3uk5bJcyM8) \* ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2446 "2017-06-22T00:52:49Z")
> [@oft\_wears\_hats](#): > > Agreed. See also “misandry”, “third-wave feminism”, “virtue signaling”, and “may boost your immune system”. Side effects may include compulsive gambling. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2447 "2017-06-22T00:59:17Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Side effects may include compulsive gambling. And anal leakage. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2448 "2017-06-22T01:05:39Z")
Yeah, given that you keep reading fj’s stuff, I’d say you have no fear of getting addicted to putting people on ignore. Oh, and I don’t even believe the stuff you are saying they said. The “I am in minority” defense of being bigoted towards said minority is way too common. And trolls don’t get any benefit of the doubt from me. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2449 "2017-06-22T01:31:21Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > If you get far enough into it, he starts talking about how happy slaves were. Crazy shit. > > Although honestly, his posts are vaguely reminiscent of a current Pit thread. How dare you take credit for what I thought I did? 😉 Seriously – I’ve been taking credit for pushing NDD to reveal his true, bannable self in that thread for years. But it was most likely a team effort! ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2450 "2017-06-22T02:01:21Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > How dare you take credit for what I thought I did? 😉 > > Seriously – I’ve been taking credit for pushing NDD to reveal his true, bannable self in that thread for years. But it was most likely a team effort! Okay, but I get at least some credit for starting the thread. Team effort it is. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2451 "2017-06-22T12:58:46Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Actually, fj, before you’re banned, I hope you will consider an ‘‘Ask the… \’’ thread. Because I think you’re slinging a lot of horseshit but I’m open to the possibility I’m just ignorant. I’m really uncomfortable with the idea of interrogating trans people about their physical transitions or details about their genitalia, but you’ve volunteered a lot of farfetched information unasked, and I’m curious if your story could theoretically all fit together in a logical way. > > People will not be allowed to insult you in that thread. They would be allowed to insult you here. And probably would. But it might be worth it for you to set the record straight. Now look what you’ve done.:mad: ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2452 "2017-06-22T13:48:56Z")
What happened? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2453 "2017-06-22T14:31:39Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > Not sure about Ireland, but “Fags” is considered a hateful slur in the U.S. It’s fine if you’re Irish, or at least a homebound American dork with an IP from a proxy server in Ireland. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2454 "2017-06-22T14:34:40Z")
Did he start a thread? Because I cannot find it. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2455 "2017-06-22T14:53:53Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Did he start a thread? Because I cannot find it. No. But he might, and that alone got you the mean smiley face.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2456 "2017-06-22T17:21:13Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > What happened? I don’t know, but I’m not convinced that your suggestion that the attention-whore start an “Ask The Attention Whore Anything…” thread was one your better ideas. Even aside from the threads that he starts, which are all about how complicated and fascinating he is, I’ve yet to see him comment on any _other_ thread where he didn’t immediately start talking about himself. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2457 "2017-06-22T17:37:47Z")
Wait, so in actuality, we’re ALL in fj’s attention-sponge thread _at this very moment…_ Because he doesn’t need to start one… all of life is it already! Whoaaaaa… ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2458 "2017-06-22T17:40:33Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Whoaaaaa… I love that song! ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2459 "2017-06-22T18:03:38Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > I don’t know, but I’m not convinced that your suggestion that the attention-whore start an “Ask The Attention Whore Anything…” thread was one your better ideas. Even aside from the threads that he starts, which are all about how complicated and fascinating he is, I’ve yet to see him comment on any _other_ thread where he didn’t immediately start talking about himself. Sorry. I thought either we might learn something or he’d get himself banned. It’s always 10% uncertainty that someone is putting me on, in the rare event I realize someone is putting me on. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2460 "2017-06-22T18:25:25Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > I don’t know, but I’m not convinced that your suggestion that the attention-whore start an “Ask The Attention Whore Anything…” thread was one your better ideas. Even aside from the threads that he starts, which are all about how complicated and fascinating he is, I’ve yet to see him comment on any _other_ thread where he didn’t immediately start talking about himself. He also has the charming habit of asking others to expand on sexual trauma, although I guess that _is_ for his benefit as well. _shudder_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=122) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=124)