# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 126
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2501 "2017-06-23T22:33:30Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I feel like we’ve had a productive week. Really, and the weekend is just getting started. (I wonder if **Bone** slayed them with his bonehammer?) ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2502 "2017-06-23T22:43:51Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I feel like we’ve had a productive week. It’s not like you didn’t warn him of the consequences of knocking it up a notch. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2503 "2017-06-23T23:24:23Z")
BAM! ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2504 "2017-06-23T23:35:07Z")
**CC** has been here awhile, but he pings my radar nonetheless (not just today either). Today he has started a thread on [anger management](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829438). Although it lacks the references to favorite spree killers, it reminds me of our recently departed **fj**. Sock, I wonder, or just similar interests? ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2017, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2505 "2017-06-23T23:56:28Z")
Been here a while I guess. A child born on that join date would have had a driver’s license for a year now. (Not pickin up a troll vibe, is what I’m gettin at.) ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2506 "2017-06-24T00:03:06Z")
[quote=“bobot, post:2494, topic:755489”] Thread gone! Damn, I was just about to Hitler Rick Roll him, too. Damn. OK, you guys can have it. Sorry that I’ve just told you what it was, but it’s in my clipboard and I have to paste it somewhere. [/QUOTE] I got to use the Russian RickRoll last week. It was on a great, though short lived, “Help Me Find This Porn” thread. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2507 "2017-06-24T01:22:36Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Thread cornfielded. Must have been a sock. I’ve exposed, I think, one sock in my many years here. My sockdar sucks, but I try my best not engage with the trolls in the first place, so I often don’t get to know them. Large amounts of moolah that it was that guy talked about a few pages back that got shitcanned earlier in the month-at least the third go-around for him. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2508 "2017-06-24T08:46:52Z")
So, which recently banned troll does [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20300962&postcount=299) look like? ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2509 "2017-06-24T09:02:31Z")
“Laundry juice”? I’m going to assume that was reported for hate speech. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2510 "2017-06-24T12:54:42Z")
But I hope no one’s too fast pulling that trigger. I’ve got to find out what’s next after the laundry juice. It almost sounds like there will be burning of your dog. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2511 "2017-06-24T13:23:48Z")
No one has listed **Enuma Elish** as a troll yet? ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2512 "2017-06-24T13:41:57Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > No one has listed **Enuma Elish** as a troll yet? Hoo, that one has got me het up. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2513 "2017-06-24T13:42:50Z")
He’s been around since frickin’ _2001_. I can’t remember him at all. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2514 "2017-06-24T13:48:00Z")
Me either. I assumed he was Day 1. I should probably walk away from that thread now, before I break something. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2515 "2017-06-24T14:26:12Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > He’s been around since frickin’ _2001_. I can’t remember him at all. You need to touch The Black Obelisk first, and then you’ll understand. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2516 "2017-06-24T14:33:11Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Me either. I assumed he was Day 1. I should probably walk away from that thread now, before I break something. I got a laugh out of EE saying he judges by what he sees. I kindly pointed out that might not be a good idea when one is blind drunk. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2517 "2017-06-24T14:59:33Z")
You guys need to provide links to new troll enteries. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2518 "2017-06-24T15:02:24Z")
Starts [here,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20301042&postcount=7205) get more ridiculous. Apparently, we’re supposed to feel sorry for Trump voters. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2519 "2017-06-24T15:04:34Z")
I frankly don’t give a god damn who he voted for, but if I have to listen to one more sexual assault apologist I’m going to take a bat to the nearest window. I just feel my window doesn’t deserve that, you know? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2520 "2017-06-24T15:14:53Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > He’s been around since frickin’ _2001_. I can’t remember him at all. Well, he _was_ originally in cuneiform. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=125) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=127)