# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2561 "2017-06-25T23:49:12Z")

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Niblits Pitch?

aaaaa jimmy crack corn and I don’t care

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2562 "2017-06-25T23:51:53Z")

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If **tomndebb** closes a thread (or bans) is that a **TD**? He just closed the Holocaust denier thread - 3 cheers for that!

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2563 "2017-06-26T00:20:16Z")

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> [@Eddie The Horrible](#):
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> Niblits Pitch?
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> aaaaa jimmy crack corn and I don’t care

Then why does he do it? 😃

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2564 "2017-06-26T00:46:58Z")

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I’m starting to wonder if the existence of this thread isn’t causing the return of trolls in sock form?

Thanks to this thread, they now know we like to speculate such things. Which might be the very impetus causing them to come back.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2565 "2017-06-26T01:03:47Z")

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I think they’re just angry idiots who think they have points to make and they think they’re being banned for those ideas and not for their behavior.

Looks like someone asked about us on an alt-right conspiracy site on June 2nd of this year, which perhaps explains some of the influx. Found that on a google search that I didn’t spend a whole lot of time on and didn’t look deeper.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2566 "2017-06-26T01:22:39Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> **Reddy Mercury** and **Starving Artist** have found each other at last in this [thread on cultural appropriation](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829478). Unfortunately it’s not in the Pit, so I can’t help them celebrate together. ☹

SA has exactly one post in that thread, so I don’t get the giddy pleasure.

There’s an awful lot of “Ooh, ooh, me too, look what I found” in this thread.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2567 "2017-06-26T01:25:29Z")

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I think you’re interpreting that differently than some us.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2568 "2017-06-26T01:27:52Z")

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Gee, I wonder which recently banned troll this was?

(won’t say his name out loud though)

> **[Straight Dope Message Board - Your direct line to thousands of the smartest,...](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)**
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> Fighting Ignorance Since 1973

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2569 "2017-06-26T01:32:12Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Gee, I wonder which recently banned troll this was?
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> (won’t say his name out loud though)
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> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=189858](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)

Spammer, based on the website in the profile matching the username.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2570 "2017-06-26T01:39:01Z")

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I PMed it to you Coach, didn’t want to publicize the name.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2571 "2017-06-26T01:48:56Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Gee, I wonder which recently banned troll this was?
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> (won’t say his name out loud though)
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> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=189858](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)

That was exceedingly obvious.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2572 "2017-06-26T01:49:58Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> SA has exactly one post in that thread, so I don’t get the giddy pleasure.
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> There’s an awful lot of “Ooh, ooh, me too, look what I found” in this thread.

That is the point of this thread.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2573 "2017-06-26T02:27:16Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> That is the point of this thread.

Exactly. I view this as a snark thread, where we get to point and laugh at the trolls. Who cares if it attracts them here? It’s the Pit, after all, so we can really tell them off. Nobody’s forcing you to read it if you don’t like it.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2574 "2017-06-26T03:15:41Z")

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Yeah, this thread is a big old pit of gleeful schadenfraude, no need to sugar-coat the obvious. And an easy way to let off steam when somebody annoys you but isn’t worth a dedicated pitting. I sort of love it.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2575 "2017-06-26T05:09:38Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> Starts [here,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20301042&postcount=7205) get more ridiculous.
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> Apparently, we’re supposed to feel sorry for Trump voters.

I do feel sorry for the ones who thought he’d be better than Hillary because they’re imbeciles. The ones who voted for him because they hate America? Not so much.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2576 "2017-06-26T06:17:26Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> Starts [here,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20301042&postcount=7205) get more ridiculous.
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> Apparently, we’re supposed to feel sorry for Trump voters.

I missed this entirely. I occasionally take a break from the Trump threads. This should be fun.

> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> I do feel sorry for the ones who thought he’d be better than Hillary because they’re imbeciles. The ones who voted for him because they hate America? Not so much.

That poster seemed to be an idiot who hated a lot of things. I hereby award it a “deplorable” card of its very own.

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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2577 "2017-06-26T11:36:41Z")

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> [@Grrr](#):
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> I’m starting to wonder if the existence of this thread isn’t causing the return of trolls in sock form?
> 
> Thanks to this thread, they now know we like to speculate such things. Which might be the very impetus causing them to come back.

I suspect that the phenomenon of troll socks predates the existence of this thread.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2578 "2017-06-26T11:54:09Z")

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> [@Emiliana](#):
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> I suspect that the phenomenon of troll socks predates the existence of this thread.

I suspect that too. What I am unsure of however, is the number of trolls/socks currently infesting this board.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2579 "2017-06-26T12:13:13Z")

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> [@Grrr](#):
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> What I am unsure of however, is the number of trolls/socks currently infesting this board.

While we are not in General Questions, I don’t mind handling this.

Seven.

But they are not so much infesting as they are attempting a symbiotic relationship.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2580 "2017-06-26T12:16:23Z")

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> [@Grrr](#):
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> I suspect that too. What I am unsure of however, is the number of trolls/socks currently infesting this board.

I think it’s in line with the number currently infesting the internet in general.

The number of apologists for Trump, for Trump voters, and for regressive thinking in general has been on the upswing.

I do find it interesting that a lot of it seems canned and rehearsed, which makes me wonder about its source.

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