# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 131
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2601 "2017-06-26T20:45:04Z")
And your email sends copies of your ‘special’ folder to your wife/mother/boss/pastor/neighbors… ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2602 "2017-06-26T21:14:08Z")
[I picture something more like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abgP70D9FCU). ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2603 "2017-06-26T21:36:07Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > Interesting. > > I have been here 18 years and I have never seen a screenshot of an SDMB ban message anywhere. You was here before the dude was born. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2604 "2017-06-26T23:47:10Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I think he’s back already… > > - Adorable Deplorable > > Join Date: Jun 2017 > Couple of things to watch for in the next few days: > > 1. This peaceful progressive protester taking to the streets again > 2. A flood, a literal shit-storming, gutter-churning tsunami of articles in the insane liberal (yes, that’s redundant, I know) press: > “Is the Supreme Court outdated?” > “Does the Supreme Court help the American People?” > “Should the Supreme Court’s Powers be lessened?” > Last edited by Adorable Deplorable; Today at 01:00 PM… \* > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20305649&postcount=193](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20305649&postcount=193) Already banned. A matter of hours. Good work Troll Patrol. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2605 "2017-06-26T23:49:53Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I think he’s back already… > > - Adorable Deplorable > > Join Date: Jun 2017 > Couple of things to watch for in the next few days: > > 1. This peaceful progressive protester taking to the streets again > 2. A flood, a literal shit-storming, gutter-churning tsunami of articles in the insane liberal (yes, that’s redundant, I know) press: > “Is the Supreme Court outdated?” > “Does the Supreme Court help the American People?” > “Should the Supreme Court’s Powers be lessened?” > Last edited by Adorable Deplorable; Today at 01:00 PM… \* > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20305649&postcount=193](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20305649&postcount=193) And…gone. Thank Og they’re mostly stupid. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2606 "2017-06-27T01:38:11Z")
[Does dude robert have a brother?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20306673#post20306673) [QUOTE=Chester J. Lampwick] Who would win a battle between the US Army circa 1945 and Hannibal’s army if 1) each side has an equal number of combatants 2) only weapons that existed around 200 BC are allowed, 3) the battle takes place under water? (scuba equipment is allowed, obviously.) [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2607 "2017-06-27T01:45:08Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > [Does dude robert have a brother?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20306673#post20306673) At least he likes the simpsons. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2608 "2017-06-27T01:55:38Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > [Does dude robert have a brother?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20306673#post20306673) I reported that post because it was the person’s very first post and it is absurdity. Just came across as trolling. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2609 "2017-06-27T02:35:20Z")
Does one get **ban** noned at Brietbart? ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2610 "2017-06-27T02:58:47Z")
May as well go with this if you’re just being a damned troll; Who would win? A moldy tomato or the entire Earth’s nuclear arsenal? Seriously, enough of this shit. Fortunately our moderators are on the case. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2611 "2017-06-27T02:59:09Z")
Well Chester lasted less than 2 hours. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2612 "2017-06-27T03:04:16Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Well Chester lasted less than 2 hours. My assumption was–parody thread by a well-meaning person, not a sock. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2613 "2017-06-27T04:12:20Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > May as well go with this if you’re just being a damned troll. Who would win? A moldy tomato or the entire Earth’s nuclear arsenal? > > Seriously, enough of this shit. Fortunately our moderators are on the case Considering that’s immediately following my post - is that directed at me? Couldn’t figure how else that was meant. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2614 "2017-06-27T04:27:42Z")
> [@Eddie The Horrible](#): > > Considering that’s immediately following my post - is that directed at me? Couldn’t figure how else that was meant. I think he was talking about the banned **dude robert** clone. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2615 "2017-06-27T04:36:38Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > I think he was talking about the banned **dude robert** clone. :smack: Maybe not the first time I’ve been whooshed by my own misreadings. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2616 "2017-06-27T04:50:59Z")
Perhaps it’s time for the **dude** to leave us, looking at the ridiculous number of ridiculous threads tonight. ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2617 "2017-06-27T04:56:07Z")
I bet this is a sock puppet of somebody recently banned. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20306955&postcount=420](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20306955&postcount=420) ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2618 "2017-06-27T10:05:27Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Do not worry about source, comrade! _Grunka Lunka dunkety dource…_ ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2619 "2017-06-27T10:19:39Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > _Grunka Lunka dunkety dource…_ Shut the hell up! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2620 "2017-06-27T17:55:21Z")
Sometimes I forget [just how gullible people on this MB can be.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829657) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=130) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=132)