# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 135
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2681 "2017-06-30T14:39:02Z")
> [@ioioio](#): > > I wouldn’t say that the post was well-written, but it doesn’t sound like it was written by someone who was drunk, and according to the O.P., he is drinking heavily all the time. > If the guy isn’t a troll, he’s trying to brag rather than seeking advice. That’s a troll. Definitely gives off the under-bridge whiff. I wanted to post a nice cocktail recipe, but my work web filter frowns on that. And I don’t have an actual recipe memorized, and I’m not inclined to post “slosh of this, mebbe a jigger of that, vodka to (extinction of) taste” as my recipe attempt. So maybe someone with more freedom of Internet could try that? Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2682 "2017-06-30T14:43:31Z")
> [@gnoitall](#): > > That’s a troll. Definitely gives off the under-bridge whiff. > > I wanted to post a nice cocktail recipe, but my work web filter frowns on that. And I don’t have an actual recipe memorized, and I’m not inclined to post “slosh of this, mebbe a jigger of that, vodka to (extinction of) taste” as my recipe attempt. So maybe someone with more freedom of Internet could try that? Thanks. Not to be a Junior Mod but confine recipes to the Pit. Anywhere else can get you a warning because you’re basically calling someone a troll. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2683 "2017-06-30T15:04:59Z")
Jeez, he said he didn’t do it. Maybe we should have an **Omnibus Junior Mods** thread. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2684 "2017-06-30T15:08:28Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Anyone catching the smell of bullshit from this one? > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829923](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829923) > > Or, I dunno, maybe it’s stale beer and puke. People need to stand back and watch ANYONE with a CURRENT JOIN DATE who creates a thread. Watch and see what follows. When you get one newby followed by post 2, another newby, do the math. What’s the chance that both first posts they make are in that thread? Yes, you’re being setup for a troll. 85% certainty. Certain enough to waste a Mk 48 on them Captain, make tube 2 ready. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2685 "2017-06-30T15:17:35Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Jeez, he said he didn’t do it. > > Maybe we should have an **Omnibus Junior Mods** thread. _I_ have a staff mug. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2686 "2017-06-30T16:33:53Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Not to be a Junior Mod but confine recipes to the Pit. Anywhere else can get you a warning because you’re basically calling someone a troll. Fair 'nuff, thanks for the reminder. Good thing my memory (and bartending skills) are so bad. ---
**Author:** ![CoffinMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9bd4f/32.png) [@CoffinMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoffinMan)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2687 "2017-06-30T18:09:11Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Not a troll, but coffinman is reanimating all these old death and burial related threads that’s really kinda bumming me out. He gives good info, but man, it’s a bummer seeing them all. Sorry for bumming folks out with all the talk of death. I owe everyone an apology and a few drinks. ---
**Author:** ![CoffinMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9bd4f/32.png) [@CoffinMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoffinMan)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2688 "2017-06-30T18:12:33Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > And then he finds a site with intelligent people and lots of death questions. Finally, something he’s an expert at! People will listen to his answers! Everything’s coming up Milhouse. Pretty spot on there! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CoffinMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9bd4f/32.png) [@CoffinMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoffinMan)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2689 "2017-06-30T18:17:20Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Picture the poor guy. Everyone avoids him at cocktail parties because who wants to talk to a funeral director? Funny thing - At parties once folks find out that I am in the DeathCare Industry I typically get inundated with questions. Inevitably someone always asks me about necrophillia. Though I wouldn’t consider this attention I get at parties as an element of popularity or likability but instead a figment of pure morbid curiosity. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2690 "2017-06-30T18:20:49Z")
> [@CoffinMan](#): > > Sorry for bumming folks out with all the talk of death. I owe everyone an apology and a few drinks. _Cheers_ Hey, wait . . . this vodka/tonic has a subtle under-taste of formaldehyde. 😕 ETA: but, no, I’ll finish it. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2691 "2017-06-30T18:25:19Z")
> [@CoffinMan](#): > > Funny thing - At parties once folks find out that I am in the DeathCare Industry I typically get inundated with questions. Inevitably someone always asks me about necrophillia. I am curious as to how they bring up the subject. “Hey man, nothing like a nice cool corpse on a warm night, is there?” ---
**Author:** ![CoffinMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9bd4f/32.png) [@CoffinMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoffinMan)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2692 "2017-06-30T18:41:52Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > I am curious as to how they bring up the subject. > > “Hey man, nothing like a nice cool corpse on a warm night, is there?” haven’t heard that one yet, but yeah pretty much. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2693 "2017-06-30T18:47:00Z")
> [@CoffinMan](#): > > Funny thing - At parties once folks find out that I am in the DeathCare Industry I typically get inundated with questions. Inevitably someone always asks me about necrophillia. > > Though I wouldn’t consider this attention I get at parties as an element of popularity or likability but instead a figment of pure morbid curiosity. _Makes a mental note to post in CoffinMan’s AMA thread about green burials._ ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2694 "2017-06-30T18:48:28Z")
I still think an industrial chipper on the back end of a boat about 20-30 miles out to sea would be a real ‘green burial’, Chum. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2695 "2017-06-30T18:57:39Z")
> [@CoffinMan](#): > > Sorry for bumming folks out with all the talk of death. I owe everyone an apology and a few drinks. No apology needed. You are among friends - a lot of us have strong interests in select fields and would post endlessly about it. Most of us just don’t have the stamina. And I would absolutely be the person at the party asking you endless questions. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2696 "2017-06-30T19:05:24Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > I am curious as to how they bring up the subject. > > “Hey man, nothing like a nice cool corpse on a warm night, is there?” Is she frigid? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2697 "2017-06-30T19:19:48Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > _Cheers_ > > Hey, wait . . . this vodka/tonic has a subtle under-taste of formaldehyde. 😕 > ETA: but, no, I’ll finish it. You sure you didn’t get handed a Vietnamese beer by mistake? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2698 "2017-06-30T19:49:22Z")
> [@CoffinMan](#): > > Sorry for bumming folks out with all the talk of death. I owe everyone an apology and a few drinks. No worries, **CoffinMan**. I think you’re ahead of your time, and ours, and that one day we’ll all be getting into coffins in a big way. Oh, and my drink’ll be a [Zombie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_(cocktail)), obviously. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2699 "2017-06-30T20:11:10Z")
Make mine a [Corpse Reviver](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corpse_Reviver). ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2700 "2017-06-30T20:14:22Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Anyone catching the smell of bullshit from this one? > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829923](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=829923) > > Or, I dunno, maybe it’s stale beer and puke. From the that thread: > [@College Alcohol Consumption and Partying Concerns](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/college-alcohol-consumption-and-partying-concerns/790183/17): > > @Joey P and @Dinsdale (i dont know how to properly quote) I get the sense he is going to have a very difficult time in college. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=134) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=136)