# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 136
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2701 "2017-06-30T20:24:04Z")
> [@CoffinMan](#): > > Funny thing - At parties once folks find out that I am in the DeathCare Industry I typically get inundated with questions. Inevitably someone always asks me about necrophillia. You know, if someone at a party asks if you’d enjoy a cold one, that’s probably not what they mean. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2702 "2017-06-30T21:49:21Z")
> [@CoffinMan](#): > > Sorry for bumming folks out with all the talk of death. I owe everyone an apology and a few drinks. It wasn’t the talk of death. I’m actually pretty comfortable discussing it. It’s that you bumped a lot of ancient threads. I would’ve been annoyed even if they’d been about kittens and rainbows. But you seem like a good guy, so I hope you stick around. ---
**Author:** ![CoffinMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9bd4f/32.png) [@CoffinMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoffinMan)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2703 "2017-06-30T22:31:03Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > It wasn’t the talk of death. I’m actually pretty comfortable discussing it. It’s that you bumped a lot of ancient threads. I would’ve been annoyed even if they’d been about kittens and rainbows. > > But you seem like a good guy, so I hope you stick around. Thanks Helena - I plan on sticking around because you fine folks are so awesome and the level of intelligence displayed in the discussions here are unlike most other boards I have seen ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2017, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2704 "2017-07-01T00:46:31Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Meanwhile [over here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=813085&page=38) a March 2001 joiner has gone Full Trumptard. 😕 That link just goes to page 38 of the [America-hating fuckstick] Administration Clusterfuck thread. No March '01 joiners that I could find on the page. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2017, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2705 "2017-07-01T00:52:34Z")
> [@CoffinMan](#): > > Thanks Helena - I plan on sticking around because you fine folks are so awesome and the level of intelligence displayed in the discussions here are unlike most other boards I have seen But where did you go for five years? ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2017, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2706 "2017-07-01T00:58:31Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > 😕 That link just goes to page 38 of the [America-hating fuckstick] Administration Clusterfuck thread. No March '01 joiners that I could find on the page. I believe he’s talking about **Enuma Elish** , who jumped into the thread on [page 145](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20301042#post20301042) and ramped up from there. No troll, just a sad angry person looking to blame someone for what’s wrong in their life. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2017, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2707 "2017-07-01T01:30:28Z")
Ah. TYVM. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2017, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2708 "2017-07-01T01:55:51Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > I believe he’s talking about **Enuma Elish** , who jumped into the thread on [page 145](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20301042#post20301042) and ramped up from there. > > No troll, just a sad angry person looking to blame someone for what’s wrong in their life. There was that use of a racial epithet, which drew a warning. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2017, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2709 "2017-07-01T01:57:46Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > From the that thread: > > I get the sense he is going to have a very difficult time in college. He says he graduated. He don’t write like no damn college graduate. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2017, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2710 "2017-07-01T13:11:21Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > But where did you go for five years? What matters is that he’s out early on good behaviour. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2017, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2711 "2017-07-01T17:27:35Z")
[In which ultimate11 goes full alt-right inflammatory retard](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20317624&postcount=620). ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2712 "2017-07-02T02:13:54Z")
This current thread [What happens to something built on top of ice?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830047) brought Contemplation to my attention. Contemplation joined in September 2014 and has only 68 posts, but some of them are doozies. [Is standing up to my parents a good idea?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=793510) Note that in this thread, Contemplation got advice and questions, but never returned to the thread. [How do YOU know that you’re not dead?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=733316) Contemplation returned to this thread numerous times but it would’ve been better if he had not. [I took 3 Iron pills at once and I’m scared. What should I do?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=733352) The “standing up to my parents” thread made me feel sorry for the kid, but the “ice” post can be nothing but trolling. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2713 "2017-07-02T03:22:39Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > [In which ultimate11 goes full alt-right inflammatory retard](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20317624&postcount=620). Never go full retard son. > [@ioioio](#): > > This current thread > > [What happens to something built on top of ice?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830047) > > brought Contemplation to my attention. \ That’s quite a history. I wonder if he’s a sock, rotating through other accounts here. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2714 "2017-07-02T15:48:05Z")
> [@ioioio](#): > > This current thread > > [What happens to something built on top of ice?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830047) > > brought Contemplation to my attention. > > Contemplation joined in September 2014 and has only 68 posts, but some of them are doozies. [You find a strange object in your car, what do you do?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830079) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2715 "2017-07-02T17:32:49Z")
> [@ioioio](#): > > [I took 3 Iron pills at once and I’m scared. What should I do?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=733352). Do NOT stand next to any magnets!! ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2716 "2017-07-02T18:40:33Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > [You find a strange object in your car, what do you do?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830079) … a large and heavy duffel bag … It is not moving, making sounds or anything like that. No problem then. **Contemplation** needs to avoid these boring qualifications. A large and heavy duffel bag is only fun if it’s moving and making sounds, especially if it gets out of the car, then a little leg reaches out and kicks him in the nuts while the bag shrieks like a steam whistle, and then it scuttles down the street on four little legs laughing hysterically to itself. Then I’d worry. If this always happens after taking those “iron pills” you like to pop, along with a strong sense that you can fly, I’d stop taking them. **Contemplation** : go back to taking the meds you were prescribed at the institute. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2717 "2017-07-02T18:57:45Z")
[Farewell, dude. We hardly got to know ye.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2718 "2017-07-02T19:02:50Z")
He’ll mutate and return. Like a virus. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2719 "2017-07-02T19:17:45Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > [Farewell, dude. We hardly got to know ye.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) And so many “dragon vs. whatever” fight hypotheticals still unwritten, and which shall now remain forever unasked! Whoever did this, I owe you a round of drinks, a bottle of champagne, a bouquet of roses or a box of chocolates. 🙂 Virtually, of course. I can’t afford to bribe the moderation staff IRL. But damn, you guys do good work! ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2720 "2017-07-02T19:20:01Z")
Must have figured out which banned name he used to have. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=135) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=137)