# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 137
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2721 "2017-07-02T19:23:02Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > [Farewell, dude. We hardly got to know ye.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) I got a woody for a second there thinking it might be Clothahump. That bedwetter has to be next. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2722 "2017-07-02T21:31:54Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > [Farewell, dude. We hardly got to know ye.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) I got on the computer today and saw he was banned and I felt a little sad. I’m sure I’ll get over it though. Where’s the post that did him in? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2723 "2017-07-02T21:43:27Z")
I don’t think it was any post in particular. I think the mods caught him socking. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2724 "2017-07-02T21:48:22Z")
Who shall take up the mantle of asking stupid questions about batteries and weird questions about dragons? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2725 "2017-07-03T00:03:36Z")
If it keeps him away, I’m sure we can come up with a schedule. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2726 "2017-07-03T03:22:20Z")
Odd request from an oddball: > [@Odd request..](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/odd-request/790303/1): > > Hey y’all so I was wondering if anyone had information for supplements like Viagra, cialis, etc. I’ve already checked the wikipedia pages and relative googling but more information is welcome. Books, websites, etc Thank-you :o [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20320221#post20320221](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20320221#post20320221) Further posts from the OP are even more trolly. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2727 "2017-07-03T04:41:47Z")
Ban Okrahoma. No one can be as stupid as that moron is pretending to be in this thread…[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830107](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830107) … That’s mouth-breathing, bed-wetting, bottom-feeding over the top stupid he’s demonstrating for us right there. So there it is, he’s either too stupid to post here, or he’s a troll. Ban his ass. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2728 "2017-07-03T04:52:54Z")
Ambivalid Guest Join Date: Jun 2011 > [@](#): > > Viagra turns your vision blue. Davebd1985 Guest Join Date: Jun 2017 > [@](#): > > Wait, you can see through your pecker with Viagra? Fascinating . Troll he may be but the motherfucker is **funny**! Or **not funny in any conceivable way**. It’s one of the two. For sure. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2729 "2017-07-03T09:38:34Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > 😕 That link just goes to page 38 of the [America-hating fuckstick] Administration Clusterfuck thread. No March '01 joiners that I could find on the page. Oop. Must be because I’ve got my board setting to show 200 posts/page. > [@TroutMan](#): > > I believe he’s talking about **Enuma Elish** , who jumped into the thread on [page 145](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20301042#post20301042) and ramped up from there. > > No troll, just a sad angry person looking to blame someone for what’s wrong in their life. That’s the puppy. He went into incoherent frothing mode very quickly indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2730 "2017-07-03T12:07:36Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Ambivalid > Guest > Join Date: Jun 2011 > > > [@](#): > > > > Viagra turns your vision blue. I’ve heard that that is an actual side effect of Viagra, albeit a very rare one. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2731 "2017-07-03T14:12:41Z")
There’s a joke there about Viagra, anal sex and a certain Linda Ronstadt song but I can’t, I really can’t… ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2732 "2017-07-03T14:37:12Z")
Has the dude [returned](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20320979)? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2733 "2017-07-03T14:38:47Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > There’s a joke there about Viagra, anal sex and a certain Linda Ronstadt song but I can’t, I really can’t… Reminds me of the old joke from _SNL_: This episode brought you by Hershey Highway (flash up picture of candy bar with Hershey Highway logo]; turning America’s tastes around. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2734 "2017-07-03T15:28:55Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Has the dude [returned](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20320979)? I think it’s your basic [spammer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830183). ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2735 "2017-07-03T15:38:05Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Speaking of “Sooner,” **Okrahoma** is pretty useless… > [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > At this point I feel anything short of Clothy levels is just sorta mission creep. I don’t like **Shodan** very much, but he’s not a troll, and does contribute \*something \*to the board’s culture. Same with **Okrahoma**. > [@kaylasdad99](#): > > The world is a toxic place these days. We would do well to assist one another in not allowing that toxicity to muddle our perceptions wrt the posts we encounter here. > > And in keeping with that nostrum, I’d be grateful if someone could direct me to evidence that **Okrahoma** is _not_ useless. > [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Alas, I cannot. > [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Perhaps **Budget Player Cadet** can, though. Out of respect for him, I can offer the benefit of the doubt, at least for a bit. > [@Morgenstern](#): > > Ban Okrahoma. No one can be as stupid as that moron is pretending to be in this thread…[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830107](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830107) … That’s mouth-breathing, bed-wetting, bottom-feeding over the top stupid he’s demonstrating for us right there. So there it is, he’s either too stupid to post here, or he’s a troll. Ban his ass. You were saying, **BPC**? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2736 "2017-07-03T16:24:36Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Must have figured out which banned name he used to have. My money is on this one: [How heavy is 35 kilograms?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=814218) (I mean, basically: “I want a really fucking heavy computer; also, how can I carry it?” is prime Dude material) Also, the same OP also once asked: [Can a 20mm cannon penetrate the sidal armour of an M1 Abrams? And other questions.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=809219) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2737 "2017-07-03T16:25:06Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > I think it’s your basic [spammer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830183). I reported it for spamming, and some gullible poster tried to change my intent to “forum change”. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2738 "2017-07-03T16:26:48Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > My money is on this one: > [How heavy is 35 kilograms?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=814218) (I mean, basically: “I want a really fucking heavy computer; also, how can I carry it?” is prime Dude material) > Also, the same OP also once asked: [Can a 20mm cannon penetrate the sidal armour of an M1 Abrams? And other questions.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=809219) Both are so obviously dude-ish that the dude wasn’t even trying to disguise himself. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2739 "2017-07-03T16:29:48Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > My money is on this one: > [How heavy is 35 kilograms?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=814218) (I mean, basically: “I want a really fucking heavy computer; also, how can I carry it?” is prime Dude material) > Also, the same OP also once asked: [Can a 20mm cannon penetrate the sidal armour of an M1 Abrams? And other questions.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=809219) I remember that thread! Never noticed that the poster was eventually banned, though. Yeah, very doody. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2740 "2017-07-03T16:35:15Z")
Okay, he had the trifecta: batteries, “who would win in a fight”, _and_ [flashlights](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=813231). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=136) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=138)