# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 142
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2017, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2821 "2017-07-10T00:00:17Z")
> [@digs](#): > > The Electronic Age has spawned a new hobby: trying to parse what word in a confusing phrase got autocorrected. > > “old number sticker” = what? oily Nuremberg stickler? Heh. Bumper sticker. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2017, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2822 "2017-07-10T00:49:24Z")
Oh right, yeah (of course) - bunker stinker - got it. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2017, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2823 "2017-07-10T01:18:11Z")
Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2017, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2824 "2017-07-10T04:38:11Z")
Opus! ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2017, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2825 "2017-07-10T04:51:09Z")
jamskahler [The damn faggots](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20300962&postcount=299) [Drinking beer and masturbation](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20333788#post20333788) I’m guessing he won’t be around for long. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2017, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2826 "2017-07-10T04:54:57Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > jamskahler > > [The damn faggots](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20300962&postcount=299) > [Drinking beer and masturbation](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20333788#post20333788) > > I’m guessing he won’t be around for long. I debated on not feeding him, but my boredom is severe. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2017, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2827 "2017-07-10T06:59:57Z")
Is Stringbean a troll or just an unpleasant little weasel? ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2017, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2828 "2017-07-10T07:42:39Z")
He’s an asshole. [Cite](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=795525) ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2829 "2017-07-11T16:11:10Z")
Please note: I AM NOT STRINGBEAN. Just wanted to make sure that was clear. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2830 "2017-07-11T16:14:17Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > Please note: > > I AM NOT STRINGBEAN. > > Just wanted to make sure that was clear. Thanks. Cool. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2831 "2017-07-11T16:14:20Z")
I remember. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2832 "2017-07-11T16:19:29Z")
Oh, that wasn’t directed at you specifically, Sunny Daze. I just feel the need to point that out…a lot. Just in case, ya know? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2833 "2017-07-11T16:31:29Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > Oh, that wasn’t directed at you specifically, Sunny Daze. I just feel the need to point that out…a lot. Just in case, ya know? I feel for you. He’s an ass. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2834 "2017-07-11T16:48:34Z")
I’m not Spartacus! That’s Spartacus over there. The one with the dimple. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2835 "2017-07-11T16:55:55Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Is Stringbean a troll or just an unpleasant little weasel? A little from Column A, a little from Column B. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2836 "2017-07-11T17:39:51Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > I’m not Spartacus! That’s Spartacus over there. The one with the dimple. Crucify him anyway! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2837 "2017-07-11T19:10:43Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > Please note: > > I AM NOT STRINGBEAN. > > Just wanted to make sure that was clear. Thanks. You really need a sig. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2838 "2017-07-11T20:28:46Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > You really need a sig. I actually PAID for a custom title that said “I am not stringbean,” but I let it lapse. Does he even still post? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2839 "2017-07-11T20:29:42Z")
Oh yeah. He’s a peach, by which I mean asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2840 "2017-07-11T20:47:06Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > Please note: > > I AM NOT STRINGBEAN. > > Just wanted to make sure that was clear. Thanks. IF it makes you feel any better: I often get confused when I see your name pop up. But as soon as I read your posts, I’m quickly reminded: “Oh yeah, that’s not him.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=141) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=143)