# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 143

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2841 "2017-07-11T20:58:20Z")

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> [@Green\_Bean](#):
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> I actually PAID for a custom title that said “I am not stringbean,” but I let it lapse. Does he even still post?

I’ll bet you hate holidays when you have to pretend to like him and Lima.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2842 "2017-07-11T22:25:33Z")

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OK, so I had a bit of extra time today, so I thought I’d examine our old buddy **Clothahump** ’s output and try to figure out roughly how many people he’s claimed to put on ignore (via the catchphrase “fuck off”).

Well, it turns out I didn’t have that much time after all, so I just went back to the beginning of 2017. Here, purely for informational purposes, are all the posters he has apparently put on “Ignore” this year alone (TL-DR: 12 posters, all regulars). The all-time total is probably at least double this number. I daresay that no other poster on this board likely even comes close.

It seems clear that **Clothahump** has no particular interest in this board, except to deliver a Trumpian “You’re fired!” to people that annoy him, which just about everyone who engages him, sooner or later, does. I’ve got to wonder what most threads look like to him these days; my guess is like a snarling mouth with a half-dozen missing teeth.

Thread: [Texas again proves it is the asshole of the US](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20335351&highlight=fuck#post20335351)  
Post: 141  
To: **Not Carlson**

> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Fuck off.

Thread: [“Discussion” between intelligent liberal and upright troglodyte conservative](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20330712&highlight=fuck#post20330712)  
Post: 32  
To: **Ravenman**

> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Fuck off.

Thread: [Stupid Liberal Idea of the Day](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20290157&highlight=fuck#post20290157)  
Post: 5954  
To: **Chisquirrel**

> [@Clothahump](#):
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> And with that batch of lies, you earn your own personal “fuck off” and a ticket to my ignore list.

Thread: [Mr. Clothahump, if you will](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20119545&highlight=fuck#post20119545)  
Post: 170  
To: **SaneBill**

> [@Clothahump](#):
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> SB, I say this with all sincerity and love: fuck off.

Thread: [Helena330 is an anti-male, feminist zealot](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20101597&highlight=fuck#post20101597)  
Post: 145  
To: **Beren Erchamion**

> [@Clothahump](#):
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> See what I mean? This is a perfect example of a liberal response to a conservative’s statement. No attempt to debate, just jump straight to the ad hominem name calling like a five year old because you can’t refute what was said originally.
> 
> And BTW - fuck off.

Thread: [Hi, Jack! (ckalli1998)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20069379&highlight=fuck#post20069379)  
Post: 332  
To: \*\*ElvisL1ves \*\*

> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Right here, Elvis.
> 
> And fuck off.

Thread: [Does President Trump use private “goon squads”?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20068286&highlight=fuck#post20068286)  
Post: 29  
To: **D\_Odds**

> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Remember that I am the one standing on top watching you dig.
> 
> Fuck off.

Thread: [Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20049946&highlight=fuck#post20049946)  
Post: 815  
To: **Gyrate**

> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Fuck off.

Thread: [Republitrolls.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19944760&highlight=fuck#post19944760)  
Post: 279  
To: **Quicksilver**

> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Glad to. Welcome to my ignore list.

Thread: [I pit burglars](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19936227&highlight=fuck#post19936227)  
Post: 131  
To: **Vinyl Turnip**

> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Another asshat heard from. Fuck off.

Thread: [I pit burglars](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19936227&highlight=fuck#post19936212)  
Post: 128  
To: **Bryan Ekers**

> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Bryan, I say this with all sincerity: Fuck off.

Thread: [I pit burglars](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19931725&highlight=fuck#post19931725)  
Post: 4  
To: **Budget Player Cadet**

> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Fuck off.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2843 "2017-07-11T23:10:27Z")

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Thank you for sharing that. It was enlightening.

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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2844 "2017-07-11T23:26:22Z")

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Clearly, I need to step up my game.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2845 "2017-07-11T23:31:25Z")

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He blocked me, but he never stated why, and the last posts in which I interacted with him were posts in which I asked him about his usage of ethnic slurs.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2017, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2846 "2017-07-11T23:35:47Z")

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Thou Shalt Not Question or Insult Clothahump!

\<or he’ll block you\>

Somewhat disappointed not to be on that list, but I would assume that I am blocked and he either didn’t announce it, or it happened before that.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2847 "2017-07-12T00:42:31Z")

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Something else to consider: to the best of my knowledge, none of the posters mentioned has ever blocked **Clothahump**. I welcome correction if that’s not the case.

IOW, one of this group seems to have a remarkably thin skin.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2848 "2017-07-12T02:51:06Z")

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Speaking of worthless posters, I just noticed that **Rick Sanchez** was quietly banned. Wonder who his sock was?

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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2849 "2017-07-12T06:24:17Z")

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> [@TroutMan](#):
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> Speaking of worthless posters, I just noticed that **Rick Sanchez** was quietly banned. Wonder who his sock was?

He had a long run, no?

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2850 "2017-07-12T06:38:18Z")

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Seriously how is Clothahump not already banned? It’s bizarre, right?

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2851 "2017-07-12T08:41:22Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Thou Shalt Not Question or Insult Clothahump!
> 
> \<or he’ll block you\>
> 
> Somewhat disappointed not to be on that list, but I would assume that I am blocked and he either didn’t announce it, or it happened before that.

Here’s the rest of his shit list (2015-2016). Sorry, **Chimera** , you didn’t turn up.  
Note that a few names show up twice or more, so he apparently doesn’t always block someone when they get told to FO. Also, he seems to have told at least three Mods to FO over the years, but he can’t block them.

Ramira (twice)  
Budget Player Cadet (also in 2017)  
Chefguy (twice)  
Grey  
mhendo  
Fear Itself  
Superdude (twice)  
tomndebb (Mod, can’t be blocked)  
Penfeather  
Snowboarder Bo  
eschereal  
Azeotrope  
Miller (twice, Mod, can’t be blocked)  
silenus  
iiandyiiii  
Muffin  
running coach  
Colibri (Mod, can’t be blocked)  
Bryan Ekers (also in 2017)

Added to the 12 2017 blockees (minus duplicates and Mods) that comes out to…er… at least 26 posters probably blocked in total. Wow.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2852 "2017-07-12T08:47:06Z")

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I’m pretty sure that I’ve had a run in or two with him. I’m insulted that I’m not on his list.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2853 "2017-07-12T08:48:17Z")

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> [@TroutMan](#):
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> Speaking of worthless posters, I just noticed that **Rick Sanchez** was quietly banned. Wonder who his sock was?

> [@Emiliana](#):
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> He had a long run, no?

😃

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2854 "2017-07-12T08:59:47Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Thread: [Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20049946&highlight=fuck#post20049946)  
> Post: 815  
> To: **Gyrate**

Hooray! [del]Zoidberg[/del] Gyrate is one of the cool kids!

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2855 "2017-07-12T13:45:18Z")

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I guess I just have to try harder. 🆒

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2856 "2017-07-12T13:52:51Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
>
> I guess I just have to try harder. 🆒

Maybe you’re on the secret double ignore list.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2857 "2017-07-12T13:54:33Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> He blocked me, but he never stated why, and the last posts in which I interacted with him were posts in which I asked him about his usage of ethnic slurs.

Didn’t you start a Pit thread that led to him admitting he was trolling and that led to a suspension? I’m thinking that’s it.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2858 "2017-07-12T13:58:27Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Didn’t you start a Pit thread that led to him admitting he was trolling and that led to a suspension? I’m thinking that’s it.

Yes, though IIRC he still responded to at least one of my posts (in which I asked him about his usage of ethnic slurs) after he returned from his supsension.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2859 "2017-07-12T14:30:00Z")

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Dig, dig, dig. That’s you! 😛  
(You should get an award for that suspension.)

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2017, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2860 "2017-07-12T14:32:49Z")

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Yeah, that was a long time coming, especially when our local forum mod was perfectly fine with the trolling.

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