# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 147
**Author:** ![pjacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e19adc/32.png) [@pjacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjacks)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2017, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2921 "2017-07-14T19:40:34Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Since the guy’s email address is in his profile and is in no way connected to that company, I seriously doubted that I was doxing anyone connected to this board. I simply looked up the business address shown, looked at that address in google maps and saw it was some shitty little house and thought it amusing. > > But I’ll take my lumps, it was a stupid thing to do regardless. > > But I’m still seriously fucking annoyed at getting a mod note about expressing my disbelief in the Elections forum. You can flat out say that something isn’t true, and I did not in any way say “You are lying”. I merely said that after all he had posted on the subject of the Clintons and the Democrats, I could not believe his claim that he had voted for Obama twice and for Hillary in this last election. > > Perhaps I should test this modding by posting some extremely absurd claims in Great Debates or Elections and wait for people to disbelieve it. A cursory glance at my posting history would tell you that you were wrong for believing I am some sort of Trump apologist. You took one post out of context & then extrapolated from that some theory that I spent 8 years hounding Obama for every imagined slight, which is laughable. The disdainful “you people” was a nice touch, nicely lumping me in with your rightwing villains without any evidence. You then basically accused me of lying when I tried to set the record straight. This is increasingly typical of democrats these days- if you don’t tow the party line perfectly, you are no better than the Enemy. And yes, I mock the Clintons. Where I come from & in my lefty social circle, mockery of the Clintons is about as common as mockery of Republicans. But I repeat myself… Sent from my R1 HD using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![pjacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e19adc/32.png) [@pjacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjacks)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2017, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2922 "2017-07-14T19:41:41Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Fair enough. Either one of you can start a thread in ATMB if you like. > > I do agree that our new poster seems to be footwear. Footwear? Sent from my R1 HD using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2017, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2923 "2017-07-14T19:44:45Z")
> [@pjacks](#): > > Sent from my R1 HD using Tapatalk Well good, then I get to call you on it here. Your maniacal ravings about ‘Democrats’ show you’re full of shit. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2017, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2924 "2017-07-14T19:46:43Z")
If at all possible, folks. DNFTT. Please. Just let it go in this thread, at least. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2017, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2925 "2017-07-14T19:50:09Z")
Slice of cheese, sliced extra thick, and a thick slice of fresh tomato placed between two pieces of homemade (preferably) bread. Melt butter in pan and slowly grill bread, turning and adding butter as needed. Mmmmmmmmm ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2017, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2926 "2017-07-14T19:54:28Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Slice of cheese, sliced extra thick, and a thick slice of fresh tomato placed between two pieces of homemade (preferably) bread. Melt butter in pan and slowly grill bread, turning and adding butter as needed. Mmmmmmmmm A thin slice of ham or two would not hurt, either! It’s 12:55 PM on the left coast, and I have not eaten lunch yet… ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2017, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2927 "2017-07-14T19:57:09Z")
Late lunch for me White corn tortillas Refried black beans Taco sauce Mesquite smoked turkey breast ‘Mexican four cheese blend’ Sour cream ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2928 "2017-07-15T02:22:06Z")
Now that we’re sorta back on topic: [if only this troll was imaginary](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20346315#post20346315). ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2929 "2017-07-15T02:43:59Z")
> [@pjacks](#): > > This is increasingly typical of democrats these days- if you don’t tow the party line perfectly, you are no better than the Enemy. I don’t tow the party line. Current vehicle doesn’t have a tow hitch. It doesn’t have any breaks, either. Whatever else you may be, you’re a fucking illiterate. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2930 "2017-07-15T02:57:12Z")
Y’know, these parodies of right-wingers are frustrating, but they _are_ entertaining… The Russian thread in Elections would be a third as long as it is, if it weren’t for **Okrahoma** ’s cartoonish inversions of logic. And **pjacks** , I WISH there was a “Democratic party line”, because that would imply a degree of organization that this country could use right now. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2931 "2017-07-15T03:03:02Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > I don’t tow the party line. Current vehicle doesn’t have a tow hitch. It doesn’t have any breaks, either. > > Whatever else you may be, you’re a fucking illiterate. Toetally. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2932 "2017-07-15T03:39:46Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Toetally. No [breaks](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/break) either! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2933 "2017-07-15T03:44:06Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > I don’t tow the party line. Current vehicle doesn’t have a tow hitch. It doesn’t have any breaks, either. > > Whatever else you may be, you’re a fucking illiterate. I stand ready to tow the party line, as I’ve already Toad the Wet Sprocket. Them’s the brakes. Only thing is, I seem to have lost my Secret Decoder Ring. What’s the party line again? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2934 "2017-07-15T03:48:49Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > I stand ready to tow the party line, as I’ve already Toad the Wet Sprocket. Them’s the brakes. > > Only thing is, I seem to have lost my Secret Decoder Ring. What’s the party line again? Be sure to drink your ovaltine…duh. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2935 "2017-07-15T04:33:03Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > I don’t tow the party line. Current vehicle doesn’t have a tow hitch. It doesn’t have any breaks, either. > > Whatever else you may be, you’re a fucking illiterate. The irony… ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2936 "2017-07-15T04:57:24Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > I stand ready to tow the party line, as I’ve already Toad the Wet Sprocket. Them’s the brakes. > > Only thing is, I seem to have lost my Secret Decoder Ring. What’s the party line again? Would that it could be that being a Bernie Bro isn’t that big a step up from being a Trumpkin. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2937 "2017-07-15T14:28:04Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > I stand ready to tow the party line, as I’ve already Toad the Wet Sprocket. Them’s the brakes. > > Only thing is, I seem to have lost my Secret Decoder Ring. What’s the party line again? It’s in the pamphlet just behind the “Gay Agenda”. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2938 "2017-07-15T19:49:09Z")
There was a interesting one around momentarily last night. A new user bumping a post from around 10 years ago asking what the legal consequences would be for urinating on a cop. So the newby shows up with several paragraphs of bluster about how he once peed on a couple of cops and that there was nothing that they could do about it except tremble in fear. He was quickly cornfielded before there could be any fun with the poking of the sticks, though. Meanwhile, komolono [shares an early memory](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20347391&postcount=9)… ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2939 "2017-07-15T20:10:15Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Meanwhile, komolono [shares an early memory](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20347391&postcount=9)… That was obviously posted in [the wrong thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830744) ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2940 "2017-07-15T20:23:00Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > That was obviously posted in [the wrong thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830744) In case you weren’t kidding, nope. The poster [was the OP](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20347391) in that thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=146) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=148)