# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2016, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/281 "2016-07-06T22:04:09Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > My favorite…troll?..gibberish-spouting loon?..is back after a month hiatus, and **Dunmurry** is interested and hoping for more [comments](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19457116#post19457116) and [thoughts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19457167#post19457167) and so on actually then. I eagerly await his next new thread then. I opened his thread before putting on my glasses this morning, and read his username more accurately. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2016, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/282 "2016-07-07T13:49:04Z")
[Classic **Jinx** thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=797747) I know it’s cliche, but one has to wonder how that guy remembers to breath… But he certainly puts a lie to the old maxim that there are no stupid questions! ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2016, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/283 "2016-07-11T01:52:50Z")
There’s \*\*levdrakon \*\*in the Should-the-military-accept-deaf-people thread: He starts out fairly reasonably: > [@Deaf people blocked from armed services](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deaf-people-blocked-from-armed-services/758341/5): > > The US military is big on equal opportunity. Deaf people should have the same equal opportunity as everyone, which means serving in combat units and the ability to hold command positions in combat units. If we can’t guarantee EO, then we’re discriminating Then: > [@Deaf people blocked from armed services](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deaf-people-blocked-from-armed-services/758341/62): > > We could afford deaf interpreters for every deaf person wanting to join the military. Then: > [@Deaf people blocked from armed services](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deaf-people-blocked-from-armed-services/758341/66): > > > [@Deaf people blocked from armed services](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deaf-people-blocked-from-armed-services/758341/64): > > > > Can we afford assistants for every blind person wanting to join the military? > > Sure. Take the F-35’s budget. > > I’d rather have a deaf person watching my back than an F-35. When \*\*Ravenman \*\*challenged him to provide facts and evidence, he counters: > [@Deaf people blocked from armed services](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deaf-people-blocked-from-armed-services/758341/74): > > You’ll get that, when you give me a dollar value on why Deaf Peeps can’t serve their country. And later: > [@Deaf people blocked from armed services](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deaf-people-blocked-from-armed-services/758341/82): > > Ooh, you got me. I just dropped off the turnip truck onto this board today! > > How about you address the OP? Do you have a reasoned opinion on why the DoD budget can’t accomodate Deafs? Are we broke? OMG, we just can’t defend ourselves if we let those Deafies in! Our budget can’t handle it! OMG! ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2016, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/284 "2016-07-11T10:30:26Z")
It seems that JohnClay is off his meds again ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/285 "2016-07-13T03:18:34Z")
I’m thinking this one has some potential. **wasjesuscrucified?** > **[Straight Dope Message Board - Your direct line to thousands of the smartest,...](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)** > > Fighting Ignorance Since 1973 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/286 "2016-07-13T03:19:49Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I’m thinking this one has some potential. > **wasjesuscrucified?** > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=181640](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) At least let him finish registering and make that first post before nailing him.😃 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/287 "2016-07-13T03:28:39Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > At least let him finish registering and make that first post before nailing him.😃 Zero posts. Cue Carly Simon’s _Anticipation_! ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/288 "2016-07-13T03:35:26Z")
Dude’s taking his time, thinking out his first [del]screed[/del] post. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/289 "2016-07-18T18:24:27Z")
Another newbie with potential. **Remy2333** hits the ground running with this gem: [thread=798744]Why were Jews much more accepting of their oppression compared to African Americans[/thread] ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/290 "2016-07-19T16:40:13Z")
I’m not sure if **ILikeForeignLanguages** is [trolling](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=798588) or just struck out for the 10th time in a row with a girl. But it’s quality either way. Shockingly, he\* hasn’t returned to the thread. \*Guessing on gender, but I feel pretty safe. ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/291 "2016-07-19T19:36:57Z")
Starving Artist could fill his own thread, but I think special merit accrues to his attempts to defend Melania Trump’s plagiarism. Also, he confuses intellectual dishonesty with elegance. > [@The Republican national Convention](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729/302): > > Seriously though, it’s so nice to see a pretty, elegant, classy woman on the podium serving as a symbol of hard work, glamor, upward mobility and success after all these years of privilege-whinging, excuse-making and downwardly mobile lifestyles portrayed as noble and good coming from the left. He follows it up with this gem - > [@The Republican national Convention](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729/310): > > Nah, Michelle is nowhere near that heavily muscled or unattractive. But classy is not a word I’d use to describe her. Nor successful, nor a symbol of hard work and upward mobility. But I’d say the same for almost any Democratic first lady or politician. Democrats, at least in terms of political policy, couldn’t care less about class, glamor, success and upward mobility. These are all hallmarks of privilege, you see, and as such are unfair and should be abandoned. Stupid, of course, but then the real object is just to divert attention away from the latest Trump implosion but what else do you want from a troll. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/292 "2016-07-19T20:07:14Z")
Well, **Amazon-Sigma** , has a thread all about the evils of music. He’s actually pretty active in it too. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=797905](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=797905) ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/293 "2016-07-19T20:13:43Z")
We’ve got a live one: **Dave Cube** , who joined today and has already started five threads with titles that sounds like they’re copied straight from Drudge, if Drudge was even more incoherent than usual. [Think tank: Obama bears direct responsibility for anti-cop fervor sweeping nation](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=798863) [TED Nugent Speaks: STUNS Everyone…Obama Is Going To HATE This!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=798866) [Judge Jeanine PROVES Obama Was Behind Baton Rouge Cop Killings](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=798867) [It is Time to Acknowledge that Obama is a Muslim, isn’t that right?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=798862) [Obama: Global Elites can Defeat Terrorists and Racist Police](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=798864)View them now, before they’re gone. I think his time remaining is measured in hours. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/294 "2016-07-19T20:17:05Z")
ETA: And he’s already started another. I’m revising my guess to minutes, not hours. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/295 "2016-07-19T20:23:16Z")
More **Remy2333**. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19487857#post19487857](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19487857#post19487857) But it’s cool because: > [@](#): > > I do not mean to start any fighting or trolling anyone… ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/296 "2016-07-19T20:24:43Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > ETA: And he’s already started another. I’m revising my guess to minutes, not hours. didn;t even last 15 minutes … poor confused soul is lost to us now ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/297 "2016-07-19T20:25:46Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > [URL=“[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=798866](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=798866)”]TED Nugent Speaks: STUNS Everyone…Obama Is Going To HATE This! In fairness, “stunned” is my usual reaction when TED Nugent speaks. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/298 "2016-07-19T20:26:26Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Well, **Amazon-Sigma** , has a thread all about the evils of music. He’s actually pretty active in it too. > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=797905](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=797905) I think he’s great! I love that thread! I think we should put our heads together and come up with some ideas for his next work. For instance: Does depicting the human form in art lead to lust? ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/299 "2016-07-19T20:29:21Z")
> [@watchwolf49](#): > > didn;t even last 15 minutes … poor confused soul is lost to us now And just like that, the Elections forum thread list is suddenly a lot more boring. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/300 "2016-07-19T20:35:33Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > We’ve got a live one: **Dave Cube** , who joined today and has already started five threads with titles that sounds like they’re copied straight from Drudge, if Drudge was even more incoherent than usual. > > [Think tank: Obama bears direct responsibility for anti-cop fervor sweeping nation](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=798863) > [TED Nugent Speaks: STUNS Everyone…Obama Is Going To HATE This!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=798866) [Judge Jeanine PROVES Obama Was Behind Baton Rouge Cop Killings](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=798867) > [It is Time to Acknowledge that Obama is a Muslim, isn’t that right?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=798862) > [Obama: Global Elites can Defeat Terrorists and Racist Police](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=798864)View them now, before they’re gone. I think his time remaining is measured in hours. There’s a conspiracy happening here! :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=16)