# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 150
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2981 "2017-07-19T12:34:09Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Mr Shine is currently committing suicide (via personal attacks) in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=831274) thread. He’s received a warning and hasn’t posted much since. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2982 "2017-07-19T13:09:07Z")
[Safe for J-Lube to remain in human colon after use?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=831424) Not a newbie, been here for 2 years, 22 posts… ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2983 "2017-07-19T13:17:06Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > I would not be surprised if that was a thing. That doesn’t sound stupid. Humans denied a basic psychological need - pair bonding and closeness to others - over extended periods of time could very well see this as a catalyst for suicide. > > (That said, it would not surprise me if this guy put it in far less correct and more insane terms.) I have to disagree that a lack of sex would be a major cause for suicide in men. Has it ever happened? Maybe, but enough to where I would posit it as being an actual issue, no way. Now you changed it, a lack of closeness to others definitely can be a catalyst to suicide. People don’t do well when they’re very isolated and this can definitely lead to depression. But, again, lack of sex specifically? I’d want to see a citation (not from you just in general) before I would buy that. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2984 "2017-07-19T13:22:02Z")
[I believe in Bigfoot. Do you?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=831417), by a “ **Sylvester\_Stallonely** ”… ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2985 "2017-07-19T14:03:33Z")
I have not had enough coffee to process this. Is it National Troll Day? Did I miss a memo? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2986 "2017-07-19T22:12:27Z")
[Forest Gump keeps on giving](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20356915&postcount=89). ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2987 "2017-07-19T22:13:57Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > [Forest Gump keeps on giving](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20356915&postcount=89). That guy is a real nutball. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2988 "2017-07-19T22:22:24Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > [Forest Gump keeps on giving](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20356915&postcount=89). He describes himself as a psychopath. I see no reason to doubt this. He should get together with **ZPG Zealot**. He compares asking a woman to go for a walk with rape and she compares a handshake to rape. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2989 "2017-07-19T22:37:54Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > He describes himself as a psychopath. I see no reason to doubt this. > > He should get together with **ZPG Zealot**. He compares asking a woman to go for a walk with rape and she compares a handshake to rape. And they could both hang out with [Jodi Allard](https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2017/07/18/author-claims-that-all-men-are-unsafe-enablers-of-rape-culture-even-her-own-sons/). ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2990 "2017-07-19T22:41:29Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > He describes himself as a psychopath. I see no reason to doubt this. I believe he is a _reformed_ psychopath. He used to be one but he’s all better now. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2991 "2017-07-19T23:24:42Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > I believe he is a _reformed_ psychopath. He used to be one but he’s all better now. Buddy (John Astin) from _Night Court_: “But I’m feeling _much_ better now!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2992 "2017-07-19T23:45:31Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Buddy (John Astin) from _Night Court_: “But I’m feeling _much_ better now!” 😃 For some reason, [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh8mNjeuyV4) Monty Python skit comes to mind. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2993 "2017-07-20T00:42:42Z")
Since I can’t it there. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20357272&postcount=133](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20357272&postcount=133) He’s a damn liar. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2994 "2017-07-20T00:59:05Z")
> [@BeepKillBeep](#): > > Since I can’t it there. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20357272&postcount=133](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20357272&postcount=133) > > He’s a damn liar. I don’t think he’s familiar with the concept of “truth” or “reality” enough to know what a lie is. ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2995 "2017-07-20T01:02:07Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > I don’t think he’s familiar with the concept of “truth” or “reality” enough to know what a lie is. That may be. He’s definitely a nutjob. Lying nutjob works for me. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2996 "2017-07-20T01:16:29Z")
Clarification needed: Does [“Trump Derangement Syndrome”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=831451) refer to: (A) Believing that Donald Trump is deranged? [i.e. to him specifically and nobody else] (B) Those who believe Donald Trump is deranged (but who may be mistaken)? (C) That people who believe Donald Trump is deranged are in fact deranged themselves? or (D) That Donald Trump simply _makes_ some people deranged (as in it has nothing to do with Trump being deranged himself)? Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2997 "2017-07-20T01:21:55Z")
Projection. They’re projecting 8 years of stupid, senseless, racist attacks on Obama and accusing Democrats of acting the same way (minus the racism) toward Trump. While usually denying any such thing occurred during Obama’s Presidency. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2998 "2017-07-20T01:24:46Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > I don’t think he’s familiar with the concept of “truth” or “reality” enough to know what a lie is. I’ve had to deal with a number of people like this in the past. They’re convinced (delusional) that they interact with secret government agencies and learn great secrets that they can’t tell other people, and that they themselves have special powers or special knowledge. ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/2999 "2017-07-20T01:47:24Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Clarification needed: > > Does [“Trump Derangement Syndrome”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=831451) refer to: > > (A) Believing that Donald Trump is deranged? [i.e. to him specifically and nobody else] > > (B) Those who believe Donald Trump is deranged (but who may be mistaken)? > > (C) That people who believe Donald Trump is deranged are in fact deranged themselves? > > or > > (D) That Donald Trump simply _makes_ some people deranged (as in it has nothing to do with Trump being deranged himself)? > > Thanks. D is the way most Trump supporters mean it. That the election of Trump has the left all deranged and leaping for innuendo and fabrications to discredit Trump’s administration. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3000 "2017-07-20T02:06:20Z")
It’s the only way they can explain all the horrible things about Trump they are told while still supporting Trump. The people saying bad things about him are deranged. It is, as we learned about the whole “snowflake” thing, a whole lot of projection. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=149) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=151)