# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 151
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3001 "2017-07-20T02:15:09Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > I’ve had to deal with a number of people like this in the past. They’re convinced (delusional) that they interact with secret government agencies and learn great secrets that they can’t tell other people, and that they themselves have special powers or special knowledge. We refer to that as “the usual”. It is interesting how formulaic delusions are. Even Alzheimer’s frequently follows a delusional pattern. Not related to schizophrenic delusions, but its own pattern. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3002 "2017-07-20T04:22:38Z")
> [@BeepKillBeep](#): > > Since I can’t it there. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20357272&postcount=133](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20357272&postcount=133) > > He’s a damn liar. He’s comedy gold, though. ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3003 "2017-07-20T04:45:19Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > He’s comedy gold, though. Honestly, I don’t find him funny. The physics guy, MantraPhilter (or whatever) was much funnier. Maybe it is the subject matter and that he’s a lying sack of crap. Mantra has nuts but he wasn’t a liar. But comedy is subjective so if you find him funny more power to you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3004 "2017-07-20T11:50:36Z")
Wow, Forest Gump is actually _less_ verbose than [his last time around](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=735713)! ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3005 "2017-07-20T13:35:33Z")
NVM ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3006 "2017-07-20T13:48:21Z")
That Forest Green is a Rover. Obligatory English lower league footie joke. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3007 "2017-07-20T14:46:44Z")
> [@BeepKillBeep](#): > > D is the way most Trump supporters mean it. That the election of Trump has the left all deranged and leaping for innuendo and fabrications to discredit Trump’s administration. While ignoring the fact that the administration is self-discrediting. ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3008 "2017-07-20T14:59:23Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > While ignoring the fact that the administration is self-discrediting. You won’t get any disagreement from me. I’m actually a little bit shocked, but not that much, at how terrible the administration is. I expected it to be bad, but I guess part of me thought that campaign Trump was just that campaign Trump. But nope. President Trump is just as bad, if not worse, than campaign Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3009 "2017-07-20T15:59:07Z")
Well, I’ve got sour news for you. President Trump is the same as Campaign Trump is the same as Trump University Trump is the same as Trump Steaks Trump is the same as Grab 'Em By the Pussy Trump is the same as the Trump we’ve known for the past thirty years. Why in the name of fuck would anyone think he’d act differently when you give him more power? ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3010 "2017-07-20T15:59:58Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Well, I’ve got sour news for you. President Trump is the same as Campaign Trump is the same as Trump University Trump is the same as Trump Steaks Trump is the same as Grab 'Em By the Pussy Trump is the same as the Trump we’ve known for the past thirty years. Why in the name of fuck would anyone think he’d act differently when you give him more power? I shouldn’t have said thought, I meant hoped. Also, don’t blame me I voted for Kodos. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3011 "2017-07-20T16:02:44Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Well, I’ve got sour news for you. President Trump is the same as Campaign Trump is the same as Trump University Trump is the same as Trump Steaks Trump is the same as Grab 'Em By the Pussy Trump is the same as the Trump we’ve known for the past thirty years. Why in the name of fuck would anyone think he’d act differently when you give him more power? I can’t tell you how many times I’ve said that exact thing to people in the last few months. Why is anyone surprised by the way he is acting? I did not follow Trump in the past other than reading about him hear and there in the news, but even then I know that this is the way he has always been. Why would anyone expect him to change? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3012 "2017-07-20T16:41:24Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Well, I’ve got sour news for you. President Trump is the same as Campaign Trump is the same as Trump University Trump is the same as Trump Steaks Trump is the same as Grab 'Em By the Pussy Trump is the same as the Trump we’ve known for the past thirty years. Why in the name of fuck would anyone think he’d act differently when you give him more power? Someone did link to some 80’s talk show clips of him where he appeared much more cogent and lucid, note…fwiw. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3013 "2017-07-20T16:43:20Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Someone did link to some 80’s talk show clips of him where he appeared much more cogent and lucid, note…fwiw. Yes, I think he’s always been a bit of an ass, but not he’s an ass that has lost his mind. Charming. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3014 "2017-07-20T17:07:09Z")
Cogent and lucid is all very well, but that just made him a cogent and lucid asshole. I concede the cogent and lucid part may have diminished, but the asshole part has only multiplied. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3015 "2017-07-20T17:18:52Z")
Trump: Essence of Troll. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3016 "2017-07-20T20:06:09Z")
Long time poster, first time troll? Perhaps I’m missing some context. **“Shaving your nuts with a cheese grater”** > [@Shaving your nuts with a cheese grater](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shaving-your-nuts-with-a-cheese-grater/791751/1): > > Not the best idea I ever had. Shaving cream helps a bit, but not the mentholated kind. That just makes it worse. > > To be fair to myself; I was going to test the grater on my legs first, but it’s cargo shorts weather and I didn’t want to go out in public all smooth-shanked. I’m not that European. > > Also, never let a friend cut your hair with a weed-whacker. That way madness lies. > > So, what grooming tips do you have to share? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3017 "2017-07-20T21:20:34Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Long time poster, first time troll? Perhaps I’m missing some context. > > **“Shaving your nuts with a cheese grater”** I opened that thread and thought for sure I was going to see “Join Date Jul 2017”. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3018 "2017-07-20T21:44:36Z")
**Forest Green** is an nasty red pill asshat troll. If we all think he’s a reincarnated sock, I hope he gets punted soon. Men commit suicide because women won’t have sex with them, but women who do have sex with them are all deluded idiots. That’s, let’s go with, hateful. I’d Pit the sonuvabitch but he ain’t worth the pixels. I saw “shaving your nuts with a cheese grater” and thought “ouch” but I haven’t looked at it yet. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3019 "2017-07-20T21:49:18Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > **Forest Green** is an nasty red pill asshat troll. If we all think he’s a reincarnated sock, I hope he gets punted soon. Men commit suicide because women won’t have sex with them, but women who do have sex with them are all deluded idiots. That’s, let’s go with, hateful. I’d Pit the sonuvabitch but he ain’t worth the pixels. > > I saw “shaving your nuts with a cheese grater” and thought “ouch” but I haven’t looked at it yet. Yeah, he’s getting less and less entertainingly stupid and more and more hateful loon with every post. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3020 "2017-07-20T21:58:11Z")
OTOH, I will now start using “vote” as a codeword for sex. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=150) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=152)