# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 152
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3021 "2017-07-20T22:13:58Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > OTOH, I will now start using “vote” as a codeword for sex. 😉 Some people vote with their feet, others vote with their sex organs. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3022 "2017-07-20T22:16:41Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > **Forest Green** is an nasty red pill asshat troll. If we all think he’s a reincarnated sock I have zero doubt that he is Ecmandu. Also probably [a sociopath](http://www.minddisorders.com/Flu-Inv/Hare-Psychopathy-Checklist.html). ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3023 "2017-07-20T22:17:43Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Some people vote with their feet, others vote with their sex organs. Something something hanging chad. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3024 "2017-07-21T00:03:50Z")
I just saw **FG** ’s thread. :eek: Troll or mentally ill. There is no third option. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3025 "2017-07-21T00:04:45Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > I just saw **FG** ’s thread. :eek: > > Troll or mentally ill. There is no third option. Metally ill troll is the most likely answer. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3026 "2017-07-21T00:28:37Z")
**protoboard** drops his latest pile of horse crap: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=831560](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=831560) ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3027 "2017-07-21T00:49:26Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > **protoboard** drops his latest pile of horse crap: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=831560](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=831560) Hey now, horse crap has uses! This post on physiognomy…notsomuch ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3028 "2017-07-21T00:53:03Z")
I could have sworn that he already did the free will thing. Meh. They run together. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3029 "2017-07-21T01:00:14Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I could have sworn that he already did the free will thing. Meh. They run together. That sounds more like a Machinaforce topic. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3030 "2017-07-21T01:21:59Z")
I always want to reply “I do, you don’t.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3031 "2017-07-21T01:26:58Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I opened that thread and thought for sure I was going to see “Join Date Jul 2017”. There’ve been a handful of socks from a few years ago busted recently, their join dates years apart. Deliberate actions or just assholes who realized they already belonged and decided to troll on 18 wheeler b/c they thought they could? ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3032 "2017-07-21T01:34:03Z")
You have to admit though, in a way the troll is right about free will. People in the thread mostly know he’s a troll. At least they recognize that he’s posting a ridiculous, unsupportable position just so that he can watch them labor to argue about it. But even knowing this they’re replying to him. The siren call of the troll is irresistible to many. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3033 "2017-07-21T01:43:31Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I could have sworn that he already did the free will thing. Meh. They run together. It’s not like he had a choice. But Jesus, what a dumb argument. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3034 "2017-07-21T02:07:44Z")
> [@Nawth\_Chucka](#): > > There’ve been a handful of socks from a few years ago busted recently, their join dates years apart. Deliberate actions or just assholes who realized they already belonged and decided to troll on 18 wheeler b/c they thought they could? Speaking of socks caught in a dragnet and older accounts coming out of the woodwork to troll, this is from protoboard’s [Am I not welcome here?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=758099) thread. A now-banned poster stopped in just to say they liked the cut of proto’s jib. > [@Am I not welcome here?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-not-welcome-here/721149/23): > > **I’ve been here a little over a year/year and a half, maybe two** , and I feel like I don’t know anyone and that most people dislike me. I didn’t really remember you either but when I checked your name to see the threads you had started I liked most of the threads. > [@Am I not welcome here?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-not-welcome-here/721149/24): > > Robert, you’re one of the few people on here that doesn’t make a point of bashing me every turn they get. I like you 🙂 The account Robert163 had actually joined the boards in 2005 - it had been here a little over ten years when it posted that. Apparently proto wasn’t keeping track of which sock was which. I think whoever banned that account may have missed a stray sock or two from the same drawer. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3035 "2017-07-21T13:47:18Z")
I guess you could say that was a proto-sock. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3036 "2017-07-21T14:53:30Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Now that we’re sorta back on topic: [if only this troll was imaginary](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20346315#post20346315). Did that hot, steamy mess get so bad that he gave up on trying to find a way to spin it or is he simply waiting for the next talking point from his handlers? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3037 "2017-07-21T15:37:09Z")
Yet another loon, tho joined a year ago: **Trisha Gaurav** , with “When did you lose the misconception that stupid little kids were the ones that existed?” ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3038 "2017-07-21T15:45:14Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Yet another loon, tho joined a year ago: **Trisha Gaurav** , with “When did you lose the misconception that stupid little kids were the ones that existed?” At least it isn’t a thread about her stuffed animals. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3039 "2017-07-21T16:21:12Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Yet another loon, tho joined a year ago: **Trisha Gaurav** , with “When did you lose the misconception that stupid little kids were the ones that existed?” That sentence hurts my brain. Not the content, the [convoluted] grammar. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2017, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3040 "2017-07-22T13:21:05Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > **Forest Green** is an nasty red pill asshat troll. If we all think he’s a reincarnated sock, I hope he gets punted soon. And the sock has gone down the laundry chute. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=151) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=153)