# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3081 "2017-07-25T01:25:03Z")

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They’ve both got lupus…

(\*\*watchwolf \*\*and **wolf pup** …)

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3082 "2017-07-25T01:40:40Z")

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It’s NEVER lupus!

(Except that one time it was, which happened to be, like, the only episode I’ve ever seen of that show, hilariously.)

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3083 "2017-07-25T02:01:22Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> It reminds me of a similar thread in which **watchwolf** ’s [cluelessness is on full display](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18653790&postcount=87). The thread is memorable for how he lectures everyone about climate forcing but clearly has no idea what it actually is – it’s really quite a remarkable thread. That particular display of ignorance begins [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18655703&postcount=100).

Yikes!! That’s like a random string of English words strung together.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3084 "2017-07-25T02:21:09Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Yikes!! That’s like a random string of English words strung together.

I just realized those aren’t ellipses. They’re little knots to keep the words from sliding together.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3085 "2017-07-25T17:15:00Z")

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Inbred Mm domesticus is bored and decides to troll the SJW thread.

Fuck off, dude, go troll some other board if you’re bored. Or get a hobby.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3086 "2017-07-25T17:20:51Z")

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Is [telling someone to STFU](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20368611&postcount=75) in MPSIMS considered an insult? Holy fuck, I have my MSW already, I do not need a course on Social Justice 101 every fucking ten minutes.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3087 "2017-07-25T17:26:18Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> Is [telling someone to STFU](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20368611&postcount=75) in MPSIMS considered an insult? Holy fuck, I have my MSW already, I do not need a course on Social Justice 101 every fucking ten minutes.

Not seeing the STFU part. Can you quote what you are referring to?

Or… are you contemplating being the poster who says STFU?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3088 "2017-07-25T17:29:29Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Yikes!! That’s like a random string of English words strung together.

I believe the term you’re looking for is “word salad”. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3089 "2017-07-25T17:46:53Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Not seeing the STFU part. Can you quote what you are referring to?
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> Or… are you contemplating being the poster who says STFU?

Yes. Yes, I want to [be the one.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20369666&postcount=87)

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3090 "2017-07-25T17:47:43Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> Yes. Yes, I want to tell him to STFU.

Well, you would be the first to do so! 😉

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3091 "2017-07-25T17:52:19Z")

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I can’t explain why it feels like a lecture instead of a conversation with someone who disagrees with me. It just does. It feels different.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3092 "2017-07-25T17:54:57Z")

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Well, that’s BigT for you.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3093 "2017-07-25T18:12:21Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> I can’t explain why it feels like a lecture instead of a conversation with someone who disagrees with me. It just does. It feels different.

**BigT** doesn’t explain things in terms of him. It’s always an explanation on behalf of all Dopers or all of society. He doesn’t express his disagreement, he tells you How Things Are. Yet it’s frequently wrong, and always condescending.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3094 "2017-07-25T18:21:36Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> I can’t explain why it feels like a lecture instead of a conversation with someone who disagrees with me. It just does. It feels different.

If it feels like a lecture, then you are thinking about it wrong. A lecture takes place in a lecture hall. Unless you are reading this on a laptop in a lecture hall, then you are wrong to feel this way and by blaming me you are actually being a bad person. You should not be blaming the victim, that is wrong, even evil.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3095 "2017-07-25T18:29:44Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> If it feels like a lecture, then you are thinking about it wrong. A lecture takes place in a lecture hall. Unless you are reading this on a laptop in a lecture hall, then you are wrong to feel this way and by blaming me you are actually being a bad person. You should not be blaming the victim, that is wrong, even evil.

Pretty much.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2017, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3096 "2017-07-25T19:00:00Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> Is [telling someone to STFU](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20368611&postcount=75) in MPSIMS considered an insult? Holy fuck, I have my MSW already, I do not need a course on Social Justice 101 every fucking ten minutes.

As long as you don’t call him **BigTard** , you could probably slide by with a mod note.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2017, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3097 "2017-07-26T14:03:05Z")

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Got a live one here, **pansy** :

> [@Why Does it Feel Weird to Eat Aluminum Foil?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-does-it-feel-weird-to-eat-aluminum-foil/792139/1):
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> Why Does it Feel Weird to Eat Aluminum Foil?
> 
> Thanks

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2017, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3098 "2017-07-26T14:55:27Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> If it feels like a lecture, then you are thinking about it wrong. A lecture takes place in a lecture hall. Unless you are reading this on a laptop in a lecture hall, then you are wrong to feel this way and by blaming me you are actually being a bad person. You should not be blaming the victim, that is wrong, even evil.

Shut up, **BigK**. Or is that **littlek**? D)

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3099 "2017-07-27T06:27:05Z")

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Man, I wish someone would just solve ethics already.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3100 "2017-07-27T13:53:39Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> Man, I wish someone would just solve ethics already.

We did. All you have to do is whatever _I_ think is right. 😃

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