# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 156
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3101 "2017-07-27T13:58:43Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > We did. All you have to do is whatever _I_ think is right. šŸ˜ƒ That sounds like a sure way for hypocrites to get all the rights to having sex with women. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3102 "2017-07-27T14:01:05Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > That sounds like a sure way for hypocrites to get all the rights to having sex with women. I officially have no idea what youā€™re talking about. Do you have a link? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3103 "2017-07-27T14:31:25Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > Man, I wish someone would just solve ethics already. Women. Canā€™t live with 'em; canā€™t live without 'em! ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3104 "2017-07-27T15:14:20Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Women. Canā€™t live with 'em; canā€™t live without 'em! My husband is fond of saying: ''Cats. Canā€™t live with ā€˜em; canā€™t live with ā€˜em!ā€™ā€™ He thinks heā€™s hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3105 "2017-07-27T19:29:14Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I officially have no idea what youā€™re talking about. Do you have a link? This guy: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=831399](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=831399) ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3106 "2017-07-27T20:01:20Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Women. Canā€™t live with 'em; canā€™t live without 'em! Men. Canā€™t live with 'em; canā€™t shoot 'em! ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3107 "2017-07-27T20:02:22Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > This guy: > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=831399](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=831399) ā€¦ Whoa. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3108 "2017-07-27T20:56:38Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > ā€¦ > > Whoa. Yup. Itā€™s like the Time Cube of human ethics\*. :eek: \*Sort of. Like Time Cube talking about time, he wasnā€™t using ā€œethicsā€ in any sense that would be familiar or understandable to normal well-adjusted humans. ETA: But heā€™s gone. Should we even be talking about him? I mean, I donā€™t think he was a troll in the classic sense, but you canā€™t rule out that heā€™d be back to secretly bask in our adoration of his genius or something. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3109 "2017-07-27T21:15:45Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > ā€¦ > > Whoa. Judging by what you just said on the ā€œfavorite short storiesā€ thread, you should appreciate [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20356913&postcount=88) post in Forest Gumpā€™s threadā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3110 "2017-07-27T21:18:46Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Judging by what you just said on the ā€œfavorite short storiesā€ thread, you should appreciate [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20356913&postcount=88) post in Forest Gumpā€™s threadā€¦ šŸ˜ƒ _shudder_ ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3111 "2017-07-27T21:44:29Z")
> [@gnoitall](#): > > Yup. > > Itā€™s like the Time Cube of human ethics\*. :eek: > > \*Sort of. Like Time Cube talking about time, he wasnā€™t using ā€œethicsā€ in any sense that would be familiar or understandable to normal well-adjusted humans. > > ETA: But heā€™s gone. Should we even be talking about him? I mean, I donā€™t think he was a troll in the classic sense, but you canā€™t rule out that heā€™d be back to secretly bask in our adoration of his genius or something. Donā€™t worry, heā€™ll be back again soon enough; this was at least the second time, probably third or more. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2017, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3112 "2017-07-27T23:01:34Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > Donā€™t worry, heā€™ll be back again soon enough; this was at least the second time, probably third or more. And heā€™s so clever about disguising his post styleā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3113 "2017-07-28T03:46:06Z")
> [@ioioio](#): > > Men. Canā€™t live with 'em; canā€™t shoot 'em! Stephanie Wright? šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3114 "2017-07-28T03:55:13Z")
protoboard wants to know [if gay men are nicer than straight men](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832030). Leap, leap little fish. The hook is so nicely baited. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3115 "2017-07-28T04:01:13Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > protoboard wants to know [if gay men are nicer than straight men](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832030). Leap, leap little fish. The hook is so nicely baited. Heā€™s started many threads, some of them good. Youā€™re way too sensitive. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3116 "2017-07-28T07:05:19Z")
> [@morgenstern](#): > > heā€™s started many threads, some of them good. Youā€™re way too sensitive. dnftt. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3117 "2017-07-28T07:25:08Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > dnftt. Protoboard doesnā€™t strike me as a troll. A bit of an oddity perhaps but not a troll. More likely autistic, in my not-so-serious opinion. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3118 "2017-07-28T21:35:20Z")
[Okraā€™s latest bullshit attempting to goad people into being warned.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832138) ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3119 "2017-07-28T21:51:31Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [Okraā€™s latest bullshit attempting to goad people into being warned.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832138) "These facts arenā€™t the ones I want to hear. Until you present me with the facts I want to hear, I have won the argument, hahaha!ā€˜ā€™ Reminds me of that guy who was pissed off that he wasnā€™t allowed to physically assault a woman (ā€˜ā€˜harpyā€™ā€™) protester for standing in his way. This issue seems to be a recurring one in matters of law. ā€˜ā€˜But that isnā€™t how I want the law to be!ā€™ā€™ ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3120 "2017-07-28T23:02:02Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [Okraā€™s latest bullshit attempting to goad people into being warned.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832138) Here is a snippet from the legal code, out of context and without looking at the jurisprudence surrounding it. I win!! Seriously, why do posters here bother interacting with him? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=155) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=157)