# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 157
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3121 "2017-07-28T23:21:16Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Here is a snippet from the legal code, out of context and without looking at the jurisprudence surrounding it. I win!! Seriously, why do posters here bother interacting with him? I don’t think he’s a troll. He’s just a stereotypical Trump follower. Give him another 6 months of denial and he’ll come around. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3122 "2017-07-28T23:34:37Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Protoboard doesn’t strike me as a troll. A bit of an oddity perhaps but not a troll. More likely autistic, in my not-so-serious opinion. 😛 I was talking about Morgenstern. He was outed via a post on another board that he posts here just to troll. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3123 "2017-07-29T03:00:33Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > I was talking about Morgenstern. He was outed via a post on another board that he posts here just to troll. You’re a lying bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3124 "2017-07-29T03:52:30Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I don’t think he’s a troll. He’s just a stereotypical Trump follower. Give him another 6 months of denial and he’ll come around. Deliberately trying to goad people into posting stuff that can get them warned is trolling. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3125 "2017-07-29T04:00:25Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Here is a snippet from the legal code, out of context and without looking at the jurisprudence surrounding it. I win!! Seriously, why do posters here bother interacting with him? Indeed. That asshole makes me grind my teeth. Er, if I let him. Actually, his repeated assertions that legally releasing a guy from jail somehow constitutes “hiding him among the general population” are hilarious, and remind me of the sort of logic used by Sovereign Citizens. I’d love to see him argue this before an actual judge. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3126 "2017-07-29T10:48:23Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I don’t think he’s a troll. He’s just a stereotypical Trump follower. Give him another 6 months of denial and he’ll come around. I think you are being optimistic about Trump _supporters_\* ever coming around. \*As opposed to those who held their nose and voted for him. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3127 "2017-07-29T10:55:16Z")
I just had local am radio on as I was skating out for a coffee and danish … some crimsonnecked yokel just wanted everyone to know that he was still fully behind Trump just as he’s behind LePage, they just maybe should not open their mouths so much. Genius. The next caller was some snooty lady just calling in to inform everybody that the reason health costs are less for poor people is to “punish people who actually want jobs and reward people who don’t want to work.” So, from Downeast, the ol’ Trump Supporters Coming Around gambit is sucker’s bet. ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3128 "2017-07-29T14:01:25Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Here is a snippet from the legal code, out of context and without looking at the jurisprudence surrounding it. I win!! Seriously, why do posters here bother interacting with him? The latest link that somebody put up spells out very clearly what’s wrong with his OP. So, the good news is that Okra’s issues have been narrowed down to three possibilities: 1 - He cannot read. Tragic but correctable. 2 - He does not understand what he reads. Sad but correctable. 3 - He chooses not to understand what he reads (or read something opposing his views in the first place). Just sad and likely permanent. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3129 "2017-07-29T14:12:46Z")
Okra is deliberately obtuse. He’s the sort of guy Scaradouchie was talking about when he made that, “Enjoys sucking his own dick”, comment. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3130 "2017-07-29T19:33:06Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Seriously, why do posters here bother interacting with him? **Bone** seems to be keeping him on a short leash. Maybe he’ll finally go too far. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3131 "2017-07-29T23:08:46Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Indeed. That asshole makes me grind my teeth. Er, if I let him. Actually, his repeated assertions that legally releasing a guy from jail somehow constitutes “hiding him among the general population” are hilarious, and remind me of the sort of logic used by Sovereign Citizens. I’d love to see him argue this before an actual judge. He would instantly proffer that the judge is corrupt and part of the liberal-created “deeper darkness” cartel. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2017, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3132 "2017-07-30T00:48:53Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > He would instantly proffer that the judge is corrupt and part of the liberal-created “deeper darkness” cartel. And then the judge would smack the living shit out of him. Figuratively. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2017, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3133 "2017-07-30T19:23:21Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > You’re a lying bitch. > **[Four snarks and seven durps ago... - Page 2 - The Giraffe Boards](https://www.giraffeboards.com/showthread.php?p=1377837)** > > Four snarks and seven durps ago... Discourse About You! Who’s lying, again? ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2017, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3134 "2017-07-30T19:40:09Z")
Pretty sad that people over on that board have to perpetually whine about people on this board. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3135 "2017-07-31T00:09:14Z")
More than one troll reveal in that thread. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3136 "2017-07-31T01:03:41Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > [Four snarks and seven durps ago... - Page 2 - The Giraffe Boards](http://www.giraffeboards.com/showthread.php?p=1377837) > > Who’s lying, again? You were you dumb mother fucker. Where does it say I only post here to troll. You are seriously one stupid fuck. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3137 "2017-07-31T01:20:52Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Pretty sad that people over on that board have to perpetually whine about people on this board. There is a LOT of overlap, and I like both boards. That snark thread is actually pretty similar to this thread, except it has been going on a LOT longer, and there are some dope-banned users joining in as well. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3138 "2017-07-31T01:21:03Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > [Four snarks and seven durps ago... - Page 2 - The Giraffe Boards](http://www.giraffeboards.com/showthread.php?p=1377837) > > Who’s lying, again? > [@Morgenstern](#): > > You were you dumb mother fucker. Where does it say I only post here to troll. You are seriously one stupid fuck. What a GOOD point! And what a WEIRD defense to an accusation of trolling… ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3139 "2017-07-31T03:03:22Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > You were you dumb mother fucker. Where does it say I only post here to troll. You are seriously one stupid fuck. Oh, so only some of your posts are trolling? That’s all right then, I’m sure. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3140 "2017-07-31T06:46:12Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > You were you dumb mother fucker. Where does it say I only post here to troll. You are seriously one stupid fuck. That’s your defense? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=156) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=158)