# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 158
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3141 "2017-07-31T14:13:19Z")
“But your Honor, I didn’t go into that convenience store _just_ to shoot the clerk. As you’ll see on the surveillance video, I clearly went over to the bakery case and picked out a donut with sprinkles. Could you cue that up to 1:48? See? A donut! With sprinkles! _I’m no murderer!_ How _dare_ you call me that! What about the donut!?! I HAD A DONUT WITH SPRINKLES!” _(at this point, spittle is flying, chair is overturned, defendant tries to strangle lawyer and is tased)_ ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3142 "2017-07-31T15:23:30Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > That’s your defense? Nothing else needed you lying bitch. Either you’re too fucking dumb to see it or you’re just a total retard. I’m willing to do my part fighting ignorance, but I can’t fix the weapons grade stupid you bring to the board. In the 10 years I’ve been here I’ve flown straighter than that pole you dance on every Saturday night. From this point on, when you post in the pit I will remind you that you’re a lying bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3143 "2017-07-31T15:24:31Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Oh, so only some of your posts are trolling? That’s all right then, I’m sure. :dubious: It’s the pit. It happens. Sort of normal I think. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3144 "2017-07-31T15:31:40Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > It’s the pit. It happens. Sort of normal I think. I guess that depends on your idea of " normal." hey, wasnt someone suspended specifically for trolling in the pit? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3145 "2017-07-31T15:55:20Z")
Yes, wasn’t it Clothy? I think there have been others. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3146 "2017-07-31T16:38:54Z")
I am certain this approach can only end positively for **Morgenstern** and will in no way blow up in his/her face in spectacular fashion. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3147 "2017-07-31T17:09:27Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > [Four snarks and seven durps ago... - Page 2 - The Giraffe Boards](http://www.giraffeboards.com/showthread.php?p=1377837) > > Who’s lying, again? > [@Morgenstern](#): > > You were you dumb mother fucker. Where does it say I only post here to troll. You are seriously one stupid fuck. [Moderating] **Helena** , leave shit that happens on other boards on other board. Don’t bring it up here. **Morgenstern** , don’t call other posters “motherfuckers.” No warnings issued. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3148 "2017-07-31T18:17:11Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Nothing else needed you lying bitch. Either you’re too fucking dumb to see it or you’re just a total retard. I’m willing to do my part fighting ignorance, but I can’t fix the weapons grade stupid you bring to the board. In the 10 years I’ve been here I’ve flown straighter than that pole you dance on every Saturday night. > > From this point on, when you post in the pit I will remind you that you’re a lying bitch. I have a feeling that won’t go as well as you think. Bullies like you don’t intimidate me. I was incorrect on a very small detail, but you were the one caught in a lie and now you’re having a tantrum like a three-year-old, complete with tears and snot. Apologies, **Miller.** Someone else posted it originally so I thought it was ok. I got tired of him taking potshots at **Sunny**. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3149 "2017-07-31T21:20:27Z")
No one puts **Sunny** in a corner! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3150 "2017-07-31T23:06:55Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > [Moderating] > **Helena** , leave shit that happens on other boards on other board. Don’t bring it up here. > > **Morgenstern** , don’t call other posters “motherfuckers.” > > No warnings issued. > [/Moderating] Problem is, that’s not shit that happens on other boards. It’s someone bragging about how they are trolling us here. Someone is admitting to trolling. That should matter. Trolling is against the rules here. If it were some new poster who we found was posting about how they were trolling the SDMB on some random board, they’d be instabanned. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2017, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3151 "2017-08-01T00:17:54Z")
Thanks **Helena**. I appreciate the support. 🙂 I have decided to just ignore him (not put him on ignore - just ignore). **John** - ISWYDT 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2017, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3152 "2017-08-01T01:35:01Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Nothing else needed you lying bitch. Either you’re too fucking dumb to see it or you’re just a total retard. I’m willing to do my part fighting ignorance, but I can’t fix the weapons grade stupid you bring to the board. In the 10 years I’ve been here I’ve flown straighter than that pole you dance on every Saturday night. > > From this point on, when you post in the pit I will remind you that you’re a lying bitch. Since you’ve indicated that trolling is more of a casual hobby for you than a full-time commitment, which side of you is the above post reflecting? Do you truly harbour such vicious, bilious feelings toward **Helena** , or are you just trolling her for a laff? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2017, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3153 "2017-08-01T02:00:15Z")
> [@Not\_Carlson](#): > > Since you’ve indicated that trolling is more of a casual hobby for you than a full-time commitment, which side of you is the above post reflecting? > Do you truly harbour such vicious, bilious feelings toward **Helena** , or are you just trolling her for a laff? Well, it’s the pit. She’s a lying bitch. The rules are clear with respect to what’s allowed. Does everyone say “STFU BigTard” because they want to troll him, or because it fucking fits and is appropriate? It’s the pit. Short story, she earned the moniker _lying bitch_. It’s her call sign now. A she clearly lied, her dumb ass got caught. It’s the fucking pit, _withing the framework_ of what’s allowed, trolling is acceptable. I follow all the rules, as indicated by 10 years of 0 warnings. Most of us know what’s out of line and probably wouldn’t go there anyway. Seriously, have you not read **Big Tard** ’s screed and not looked to see if it was in the pit so you could post “STFU Big Tard?” It’s the pit. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2017, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3154 "2017-08-01T02:02:11Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > I have a feeling that won’t go as well as you think. > > Bullies like you don’t intimidate me. I was incorrect on a very small detail, but you were the one caught in a lie and now you’re having a tantrum like a three-year-old, complete with tears and snot. > > Apologies, **Miller.** Someone else posted it originally so I thought it was ok. I got tired of him taking potshots at **Sunny**. I’m not bullying you Ms. lying bitch. I’m just pointing out a fact. If you can’t stand it, then maybe the pit isn’t for your dumb ass. You lie, you’ll get called on it. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2017, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3155 "2017-08-01T02:18:38Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Short story, she earned the moniker _lying bitch_. It’s her call sign now. A she clearly lied, her dumb ass got caught. She only earned that “moniker” in your delusional world. But by all means, keep calling her that as it will only serve as a reminder what a puerile, loathsome person you are. ---
**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2017, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3156 "2017-08-01T02:36:57Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Well, it’s the pit. **She’s a lying bitch**. The rules are clear with respect to what’s allowed. > > Does everyone say “STFU BigTard” because they want to troll him, or because it fucking fits and is appropriate? It’s the pit. > > Short story, **she earned the moniker _lying bitch_**. It’s her call sign now. A **she clearly lied** , her dumb ass got caught. (My bolding.) I was under impression that **Helena** is a decent poster, so the revelation that she’s actually a filthy liar would be rather disappointing to me. Perhaps you’re referring to evidence in some other thread? > [@](#): > > It’s the fucking pit, _withing the framework_ of what’s allowed, trolling is acceptable. I follow all the rules, as indicated by 10 years of 0 warnings. Most of us know what’s out of line and probably wouldn’t go there anyway. Sterling. > [@](#): > > Seriously, have you not read **Big Tard** ’s screed and not looked to see if it was in the pit so you could post “STFU Big Tard?” It’s the pit. No, I have never done that. Why would I? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2017, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3157 "2017-08-01T02:49:06Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Nothing else needed you lying bitch. Either you’re too fucking dumb to see it or you’re just a total retard. I’m willing to do my part fighting ignorance, but I can’t fix the weapons grade stupid you bring to the board. In the 10 years I’ve been here I’ve flown straighter than that pole you dance on every Saturday night. > > From this point on, when you post in the pit I will remind you that you’re a lying bitch. So . . . you follow up your, ummm, _idiosyncratic_ defense against the troll accusation with a promise to be a stalker. Ooohhh-kay. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2017, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3158 "2017-08-01T03:02:55Z")
He’s a prince, by which I mean a stinking boil on the buttocks of humanity. I was willing to overlook the original report of trolling; he was butt hurt and whining. Since he’s doubling down, I’ll take his word for it. Congrats **Morgenstern**! You are hereby awarded the title of troll, with a side of cry-baby thrown in. Recipes, anyone? I just found this shortbread recipe that looks delicious. Ingredients 240 grams all-purpose flour (2 cups) 36 grams rice flour (1/4 cup) 62 grams sugar (1/4 cup), more as needed 2 grams fine sea salt (1/2 teaspoon) 16 tablespoons unsalted butter (1 cup), melted and cooled Cooking instructions Heat oven to 350 degrees. Line an 8-inch square pan with parchment paper. In a bowl, whisk together the flours, sugar and salt. Stir in the butter. Press dough evenly into the bottom of the prepared pan. Bake until golden brown, 40 to 45 minutes. Sprinkle evenly with sugar while warm and slice; cool completely. ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2017, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3159 "2017-08-01T03:49:27Z")
The one rule of troll club is you can’t post recipes in troll club. unless you want to… ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2017, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3160 "2017-08-01T04:11:18Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > So . . . you follow up your, ummm, _idiosyncratic_ defense against the troll accusation with a promise to be a stalker. > > Ooohhh-kay. I only hope the insults get more creative. They’ve been pretty boring so far. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=157) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=159)