# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 160
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2017, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3181 "2017-08-04T02:22:16Z")
What…is…[this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832559)? ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2017, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3182 "2017-08-04T02:26:24Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > What…is…[this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832559)? That’s turning a good start into a strong finish. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2017, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3183 "2017-08-04T02:29:38Z")
That was… interesting. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2017, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3184 "2017-08-04T13:27:56Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > What…is…[this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832559)? That’s poetry, man! Or something, yo! ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2017, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3185 "2017-08-04T13:42:14Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > What…is…[this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832559)? What’s this? What’s this? There’s fat cunts over there. What’s this? They’re in an SUV. What’s this? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2017, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3186 "2017-08-04T14:58:16Z")
Meanhoo, saw this guy on the newest poster queue at the bottom of the board last night, and noted the troll-ish handle. Yep: [A man is a testosterone damaged woman](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832561) But oh, he’s just complaining about a (5 year old) blog post. Must be totally innocuous. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2017, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3187 "2017-08-04T15:32:40Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Meanhoo, saw this guy on the newest poster queue at the bottom of the board last night, and noted the troll-ish handle. > > Yep: > > [A man is a testosterone damaged woman](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832561) > > But oh, he’s just complaining about a (5 year old) blog post. Must be totally innocuous. Femmejean returns. ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@Thing\_Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_Fish)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2017, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3188 "2017-08-04T17:28:15Z")
Fat white cop cunts, they make the rockin’ world go round. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2017, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3189 "2017-08-04T18:35:59Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > I’ve had my eye on **Abashed** for awhile now. His questions, almost all of which are about cosmology, seem innocuous on the surface, but sometimes a true troll will start off sounding like a reasonable poster, but even from the start there will be something that is…off about their posting style. Eventually the Dark Side will bubble to the surface, and their posts start to become more confrontational (if not incoherent). > > [Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832506) he gets a bit passive aggressive towards some people asking him to clarify his question. We shall see… Even better, [he gets sarcastic](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20384231&postcount=5) when it’s pointed out that his questions can be trivially answered via Google. Really, the only response any of his GQ questions deserve is the “Here, let me Google that for you” script, which ends with “There! That wasn’t hard, was it?”. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2017, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3190 "2017-08-04T20:13:09Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Even better, [he gets sarcastic](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20384231&postcount=5) when it’s pointed out that his questions can be trivially answered via Google. > > Really, the only response any of his GQ questions deserve is the “Here, let me Google that for you” script, which ends with “There! That wasn’t hard, was it?”. And he started a thread asking about White Holes, and when someone asked for a specific definition so we could address his specific questions, he refused. And said that anyone smart enough to know the answer would be smart enough to just know exactly what he meant. Sheesh… ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2017, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3191 "2017-08-04T21:51:29Z")
**staniel** is back at it with this [jaunty little stanza on false rape accusation](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832610). Any bets on whether he moves on to circumcision? Might be climate change. So many topics, so little time. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2017, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3192 "2017-08-04T21:55:59Z")
> [@digs](#): > > And said that anyone smart enough to know the answer would be smart enough to just know exactly what he meant. Sheesh… I knew what he meant. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2017, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3193 "2017-08-06T04:05:32Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > What’s this? What’s this? > There’s fat cunts over there. > What’s this? > They’re in an SUV. > What’s this? /Pretentious finger snapping/ ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2017, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3194 "2017-08-06T05:03:05Z")
Has [this clown](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20393408&postcount=1) made it into this thread as one of the guests of honor yet? ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2017, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3195 "2017-08-06T05:45:04Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Has [this clown](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20393408&postcount=1) made it into this thread as one of the guests of honor yet? Why would they? There’s nothing outrageous about their suppositions. Unless you really hate UC and their Bearcats? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2017, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3196 "2017-08-06T05:54:19Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Has [this clown](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20393408&postcount=1) made it into this thread as one of the guests of honor yet? He seems to hate unions and cops, but lots of people do. He’s never struck me as being a troll. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2017, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3197 "2017-08-06T06:32:20Z")
> [@digs](#): > > And he started a thread asking about White Holes, and when someone asked for a specific definition so we could address his specific questions, he refused. And said that anyone smart enough to know the answer would be smart enough to just know exactly what he meant. Sheesh… Could be troll, but also could be some idiot who found a new toy. If the latter, one only hopes he tires quickly and moves on somewhere else. I can see the next thread: What is a a molecule? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2017, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3198 "2017-08-06T07:46:15Z")
> [@Nawth\_Chucka](#): > > Why would they? There’s nothing outrageous about their suppositions. I’m talking about his inanities in that very thread. > [@Nawth\_Chucka](#): > > Unless you really hate UC and their Bearcats? Well, I am an alumnus of UC Davis. > [@cochrane](#): > > He seems to hate unions and cops, but lots of people do. He’s never struck me as being a troll. Again, I’m talking about his inanities in that very thread. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2017, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3199 "2017-08-06T08:01:34Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > I’m talking about his inanities in that very thread. > > Well, I am an alumnus of UC Davis. > > Again, I’m talking about his inanities in that very thread. Those don’t necessarily make him a troll. He could actually believe the things he’s posting. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2017, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3200 "2017-08-06T11:31:38Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Could be troll, but also could be some idiot who found a new toy. If the latter, one only hopes he tires quickly and moves on somewhere else. I can see the next thread: > > What is a a molecule? That sounds like more of an **Abashed** thang: How many protons does it take to change a lightbulb? Electrons have spin, but do they also toil? If my brain is mostly empty space, where do I come up with these questions? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=159) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=161)