# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 163
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3241 "2017-08-07T09:48:29Z")
> [@StarvingButStrong](#): > > All right, who built a bridge over this thread? Art Garfunkel. > [@UCBearcats](#): > > How cute that you are keeping an eye on me. Thanks, Monty for watching out for me. You are the best!! This is definitely not something a troll would ever say. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3242 "2017-08-07T09:56:38Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > I’ve had my eye on **Abashed** for awhile now. His questions, almost all of which are about cosmology, seem innocuous on the surface, but sometimes a true troll will start off sounding like a reasonable poster, but even from the start there will be something that is…off about their posting style. Eventually the Dark Side will bubble to the surface, and their posts start to become more confrontational (if not incoherent). > > [Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832506) he gets a bit passive aggressive towards some people asking him to clarify his question. We shall see… > [@naita](#): > > I think it’s possible he’s just curious and delighted to have found somewhere where the questions will be answered without him having to google and evaluate the many possible sources. > > Or he’s a fluffy pink troll who likes to trigger quiet and informative threads. Okay, I’m starting to lean heavily towards the fluffy, pink troll hypothesis. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3243 "2017-08-07T10:40:02Z")
> [@UCBearcats](#): > > This little clubhouse is great. I wish I found it first. [Kiss my ass.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832798) ---
**Author:** ![UCBearcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/77aa72/32.png) [@UCBearcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UCBearcats)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3244 "2017-08-07T12:02:48Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > [Kiss my ass.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832798) It will take more than bleach to make that happen. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3245 "2017-08-07T16:03:04Z")
Disgusting. Please stop. If you can’t, please go do it somewhere else. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3246 "2017-08-07T18:06:12Z")
[How is occean formed?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832842) For those how don’t remember, we had a poster once who asked: [How is babby formed?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=660186) An SDMB classic! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3247 "2017-08-07T18:08:15Z")
> [@UCBearcats](#): > > It will take more than bleach to make that happen. Lipstick? An alluring scent? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3248 "2017-08-07T18:10:51Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > [How is occean formed?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832842) Yeah, I knew I’d get a slap on the wrist for my first post on that thread. Worth it. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3249 "2017-08-07T18:15:22Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > For those how don’t remember, we had a poster once who asked: [How is babby formed?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=660186) An SDMB classic! Actually, it originally appeared in [Yahoo Answers](http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/how-is-babby-formed). ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3250 "2017-08-07T18:24:44Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Actually, it originally appeared in [Yahoo Answers](http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/how-is-babby-formed). Good to know! Then there’s always the other classic: [What cities have the most promiscuity girls?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=707311) ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3251 "2017-08-07T19:14:41Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Actually, it originally appeared in [Yahoo Answers](http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/how-is-babby-formed). And some kind soul animated it. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Ll-lia-FEIY/hqdefault.jpg "How is babby formed?") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll-lia-FEIY) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3252 "2017-08-07T19:21:17Z")
An example of why DNFTT is such a good thing: Imagine if no one had replied to [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832783). 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3253 "2017-08-07T21:01:39Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > [How is occean formed?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832842) > > For those how don’t remember, we had a poster once who asked: [How is babby formed?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=660186) An SDMB classic! He seems to know the answer, because this is followed by “girl get pragnent”. But as with **abashed** , one question just leads to another, to wit: how girl get pragnent? I suppose if you pursue the line of inquiry far enough, you eventually get to wondering “how is occean formed?”. The pragnent girl, the babby, the occean – it’s all part of circcle of liffe. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3254 "2017-08-07T21:17:11Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > He seems to know the answer, because this is followed by “girl get pragnent”. But as with **abashed** , one question just leads to another, to wit: how girl get pragnent? I suppose if you pursue the line of inquiry far enough, you eventually get to wondering “how is occean formed?”. The pragnent girl, the babby, the occean – it’s all part of circcle of liffe. Now you’ve got me singing _“The Cir-kick-le of Lif-fuh-fuh…!”_ ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3255 "2017-08-07T22:03:11Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > > [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > > > Okay, [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20394462&postcount=18) post sounds like a school report read by Calvin in a Sunday strip of Calvin and Hobbes. > > I can’t wait for the inevitable post asking: Why is there air? It’s coming – meanwhile you’re so damn close to the current eruption, “[why is there occeans?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20396490&postcount=3243)” that you win the second prize, a beautiful matching GE washer and dryer set, and become eligible to come back for tomorrow’s show and try again for the Grand Prize, the right to stuff the poster **abashed** into a capsule atop a Delta IV launch vehicle and press the button sending him to the moon, where there is no air, no occeans, and most importantly, no Internet. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3256 "2017-08-08T01:24:54Z")
[The Beatles were overrated](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832847) Posts it in MPSIMS, gets all bent out of shape when people actually respond to it (horrors), then gets a warning after bitching and moaning about a mod moving it to CS. Been around for almost 2 years, note. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3257 "2017-08-08T01:27:56Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > It’s coming – meanwhile you’re so damn close to the current eruption, “[why is there occeans?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20396490&postcount=3243)” that you win the second prize, a beautiful matching GE washer and dryer set, and become eligible to come back for tomorrow’s show and try again for the Grand Prize, the right to stuff the poster **abashed** into a capsule atop a Delta IV launch vehicle and press the button sending him to the moon, where there is no air, no occeans, and most importantly, **no Internet.** Isn’t there satellite internet? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3258 "2017-08-08T13:49:27Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > [The Beatles were overrated](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832847) > > Posts it in MPSIMS, gets all bent out of shape when people actually respond to it (horrors), then gets a warning after bitching and moaning about a mod moving it to CS. Been around for almost 2 years, note. And that all happened _Yesterday_, too! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3259 "2017-08-08T15:35:17Z")
And \*Tomorrow Never Knows. \* ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3260 "2017-08-08T15:44:59Z")
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