# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 164
**Author:** ![Calatin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Calatin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calatin)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3261 "2017-08-08T15:52:34Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > And that all happened _Yesterday_, too! Yeah, but these are _Things We Said Today_. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3262 "2017-08-08T17:45:12Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > It’s coming – meanwhile you’re so damn close to the current eruption, “[why is there occeans?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20396490&postcount=3243)” that you win the second prize, a beautiful matching GE washer and dryer set, and become eligible to come back for tomorrow’s show and try again for the Grand Prize, the right to stuff the poster **abashed** into a capsule atop a Delta IV launch vehicle and press the button sending him to the moon, where there is no air, no occeans, and most importantly, no Internet. And the [truth is out.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20398864&postcount=46) ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3263 "2017-08-08T18:06:22Z")
Too bad. I was looking forward to an erudite discussion on why there’s airr. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3264 "2017-08-08T19:26:10Z")
**Colibri** is unabashedly closing his threads, one by one. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3265 "2017-08-08T19:37:49Z")
I came _this_ close to opening a thread in ATMB requesting that GQ be renamed Abashed Questions. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3266 "2017-08-08T19:43:59Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > I came _this_ close to opening a thread in ATMB requesting that GQ be renamed Abashed Questions. Not sure if you lurked much before joining, but we’ve had lots of guys storm in here and start a whole bunch of threads expecting to educumate us. He’s just the latest, and one of the stupidest. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3267 "2017-08-08T21:26:13Z")
That’s the kind of asshole who would smile in your face and feign innocence while implying that you are being unkind or a jerk for telling him to knock it off. “Well gosh, what do you mean? I’m just asking questions to help people understand! You don’t have to get upset about it!” ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3268 "2017-08-08T21:30:12Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Not sure if you lurked much before joining A month or two, including plunging into the archives (looking for threads with the most posts, etc.) (Actually, one of the first threads I started was moved to the pit, I was accused of being a troll, and accused of being a sock for someone else because I was too familiar with the place. I haven’t revisited the thread to see which people were saying that, now that I’m more familiar with the names here.) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3269 "2017-08-08T22:20:04Z")
We went through quite a run of sock-trolls (troll-socks?). Sounds like you landed smack dab in the middle of it. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3270 "2017-08-08T23:11:10Z")
Promiscuity girls was classic. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3271 "2017-08-08T23:25:17Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > Promiscuity girls was classic. That guy should have been made an Honorary Charter Member. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3272 "2017-08-08T23:37:27Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > Promiscuity girls was classic. It’s pretty much an open secret that Neil Young lurks here. I sure hope he played around with _Cinnamon Girl_, swapping in promiscuity. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3273 "2017-08-08T23:44:42Z")
Two too many syllables. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3274 "2017-08-08T23:45:23Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > It’s pretty much an open secret that Neil Young lurks here. I sure hope he played around with _Cinnamon Girl_, swapping in promiscuity. Well I hope Neil Young will remember, a socking man don’t need him around anyhow. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3275 "2017-08-08T23:51:09Z")
😃 /hijack ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2017, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3276 "2017-08-09T11:20:04Z")
Check out [Doctor Don Sadoway of MIT](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832942). ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2017, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3277 "2017-08-09T16:40:24Z")
Recheck your link. That goes to a thread about the reliability of change-counting machines you find in the supermarket. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2017, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3278 "2017-08-09T16:49:08Z")
I assume it’s [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20400248). ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2017, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3279 "2017-08-09T16:55:01Z")
Well crap. I don’t know what serial squirrel molester Doctor Don Sadoway of MIT thinks about change counting machines (I’ve heard that Doctor Don Sadoway of MIT likes to put slugs into Coinstar machines–not pieces of metal, but the garden pests) but [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832979) is the thread that I meant to link. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2017, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3280 "2017-08-10T17:31:18Z")
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