# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/321 "2016-07-26T08:18:54Z")

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The illustrious **Commodore** was already noted [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19503613&postcount=27). My bad, I should have introduced him here in the omnibus thread. Not clear yet if this is a permanent condition or if he’s just off his meds.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/322 "2016-07-26T08:28:42Z")

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Naah, he’s been trolling pretty much[from the get-go](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19330256#post19330256) (note the use of “Abos” in that first post). So that’s 3 months of sustained trollery, nice going there.

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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/323 "2016-07-26T08:59:53Z")

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Is “Abos” a rude bit of slang? I figured it was short for aborigines, but I wouldn’t know if that is rude or just informal slang, like Brits.

Granted, everything else about this guy is pure bonkers.

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**Author:** ![WilyQuixote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f9ae1b/32.png) [@WilyQuixote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WilyQuixote)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/324 "2016-07-26T09:22:34Z")

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> [@Merneith](#):
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> Is “Abos” a rude bit of slang? I figured it was short for aborigines, but I wouldn’t know if that is rude or just informal slang, like Brits.
> 
> Granted, everything else about this guy is pure bonkers.

AFAIK, it’s a derogatory slur. \*\*Commodore \*\*was moderated by \*\*tomndebb \*\*in the above linked thread for his usage.

Strangely, his use of"half-breed"and “half-cast” (sic) don’t appear to be considered as slurs by TPTB.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/325 "2016-07-26T09:25:31Z")

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Not familiar to me, but “abo” is defined in the online free dictionary as “offensive slang” … Used as a disparaging term for an Australian Aborigine … “completely unacceptable”. Defined in the Urban Dictionary as equivalent to “Australian nigger”.

All in all, a fine first post for the Commodore, which goes on to call for “death to degenerates”. An excellent preview of what could be expected in the days and weeks to come, and indeed, as noted above, the Commodore has delivered.

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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/326 "2016-07-26T09:52:01Z")

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Ah, well, I always defer to Urban Dictionary, because it kind of scares me. Thanks for filling me in.

The Commodore delivers! I wish we could buy that tag for him.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/327 "2016-07-26T15:03:07Z")

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But in his favor, he does throw out adorable phrases like “[nil avoid](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19506618#post19506618).” I’m sure intense purposes will show up soon.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/328 "2016-07-26T17:05:54Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> Not familiar to me, but “abo” is defined in the online free dictionary as “offensive slang” … Used as a disparaging term for an Australian Aborigine … “completely unacceptable”. Defined in the Urban Dictionary as equivalent to “Australian nigger”.
> 
> All in all, a fine first post for the Commodore, which goes on to call for “death to degenerates”. An excellent preview of what could be expected in the days and weeks to come, and indeed, as noted above, the Commodore has delivered.

Judging from what I’ve read just in this thread, he should be placed under arrest for sentence abuse.

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**Author:** ![BeeGee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5a626/32.png) [@BeeGee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeeGee)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2016, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/329 "2016-07-26T17:55:44Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Judging from what I’ve read just in this thread, he should be placed under arrest for sentence abuse.

You’re not trying to “in slave” him are you? (See Merneith’s quote)

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/330 "2016-07-28T20:10:43Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> Someone should pit **spamforbrains**. I don’t believe any poster has ever been more consistently **wrong** than her. Bonus points for smugness too.

Here’s her latest contribution in the category of “Posts That Are Completely Unsurprising.”

> [@Widely Reported Event You Somehow Missed For Years](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/widely-reported-event-you-somehow-missed-for-years/760993/11):
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> I never watch the news or read newspapers, so this happens to me all the time. Ignorance is bliss.

There aren’t enough eyerolls for that.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/331 "2016-07-28T20:49:44Z")

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> [@TroutMan](#):
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> Here’s her latest contribution in the category of “Posts That Are Completely Unsurprising.”
> 
> There aren’t enough eyerolls for that.

OTOH, there should be bonus points awarded for such a precisely accurate user name.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2016, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/332 "2016-08-13T17:05:05Z")

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[I guess some recently banned troll has returned.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19550758#post19550758)

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2016, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/333 "2016-08-13T18:33:16Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> [I guess some recently banned troll has returned.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19550758#post19550758)

Good catch. Sounds eerily familiar.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2016, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/334 "2016-08-13T22:51:49Z")

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Looks like one of the brighter ones that is capable of operating the “Shift” key. Which is more than you can say about [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19549724&postcount=22) that just recently began to grace us with its lowercase gibbering, mostly one-liners sprinkled with emoticons.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2016, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/335 "2016-08-16T02:28:12Z")

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First, I note the passing of **JohnClay**. I never was entirely sure if he was trolling or not, but either way, he’s gone.

Second, there’s this gem from **iLemming**. It’s a bit of a puzzler. Join date 2013 and the language is technically English. I wouldn’t call it coherent English though.

[thread=801487]Has pathological greed destroyed the Occident?[/thread]

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**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2016, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/336 "2016-08-25T23:39:45Z")

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**aliensshow**. Here’s some of the nuggets of wisdom he’s currently pelting us with:

> [@Heather Bresch, kindly go fuck yourself with an epi-pen](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heather-bresch-kindly-go-fuck-yourself-with-an-epi-pen/763887/27):
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> It’s always so hilarious when “liberals” launch into sexist attacks against the women they hate. Thanks for continuing to undermine yourself, misogynist 🙂

> [@Heather Bresch, kindly go fuck yourself with an epi-pen](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heather-bresch-kindly-go-fuck-yourself-with-an-epi-pen/763887/31):
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> ROFL, the war on women, folks 😉

> [@Deus Ex: Mankind Divided](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deus-ex-mankind-divided/762368/46):
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> All the usual SJW reviewers were hysterically angry about the story, so I of course bought it right away, and am enjoying it mostly. The performance is terrible though.

> [@Stupid Republican idea of the day](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day/490897/30861):
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> Well she didn’t insist that blacks are too stupid to get photo IDs, so she didn’t go _full_ racist 🙂

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2016, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/337 "2016-08-27T12:38:54Z")

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> [@PigArcher](#):
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> **aliensshow**. Here’s some of the nuggets of wisdom he’s currently pelting us with:

[Every single post of his is a nasty little jab,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=13479342) usually political, but sometimes sexual. The poisonous little shit has yet to actually contribute anything of worth to any thread he has posted in.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2016, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/338 "2016-08-27T17:17:01Z")

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> [@PigArcher](#):
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> **aliensshow**.

Linked in post 332. 🙂

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2016, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/339 "2016-08-28T00:19:19Z")

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Oh look, now a [‘men’s rights activist’](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=802778) has popped up. He even put it in his user name.

I’m guessing this latest batch is one or more banned posters?

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2016, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/340 "2016-08-28T03:07:17Z")

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> [@WolfpackJeep](#):
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> Oh look, now a [‘men’s rights activist’](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=802778) has popped up. He even put it in his user name.
> 
> I’m guessing this latest batch is one or more banned posters?

Fuck. There are enough misogynists on this board as it is. I’m beginning to worry the joke about the reddit subthread being closed is not a joke.

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