# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 172
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3421 "2017-08-24T01:36:32Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Sorry, can’t. Apparently has been deleted. It was something like “Why are women so masculine?” Or some dumb shit. Also something about penis envy. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3422 "2017-08-24T02:45:42Z")
I totally [don’t believe in doing this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=834388), but I’m sure someone else will, and then we can prove that racism isn’t so bad after all!!! Hey, dumb-ass, what about all the racist that don’t vote or decide not to vote if the ballot is not secret. Plus, like, all the bazillion other BAD THINGS that will happen, making this one of the stupidest ideas put forth in GD. Oh, it’s the “only logical conclusion”. You don’t know logic from shit. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3423 "2017-08-24T02:57:07Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > It was something like “Why are women so masculine?” Or some dumb shit. Also something about penis envy. Before it got cornfielded, **engineer\_comp\_geek** closed it. He called it a train wreck and said he couldn’t even think of an appropriate forum to move it to. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3424 "2017-08-24T05:08:17Z")
Wow. Is [this guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=834402) one of the most blatant trolls or what? ---
**Author:** ![PrimalEnvy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/85f322/32.png) [@PrimalEnvy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PrimalEnvy)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3425 "2017-08-24T11:29:05Z")
I’d like to mention Sahirrnee. 3 MPSIMS threads within hours of each other, all featuring faux outrage over random examples of ‘political correctness’? Why not just post them in the appropriate Pit thread? ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3426 "2017-08-24T15:18:43Z")
**jtur88** , our favorite blind man who has seen (irony intended) every county in the U.S. twice, eats out of dumpsters, and enjoys smelling his wife after a week of no showers, asks about [switching underwear with your partner](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=834416) to save space when traveling. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3427 "2017-08-24T15:28:39Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I totally [don’t believe in doing this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=834388), but I’m sure someone else will, and then we can prove that racism isn’t so bad after all!!! Saw that yesterday and immediately went :smack: Because there’s no way being forced to show your vote could ever backfire, right minorities? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3428 "2017-08-24T15:58:26Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Saw that yesterday and immediately went :smack: > > Because there’s no way being forced to show your vote could ever backfire, right minorities? Yeah, but if you don’t agree with it, then LOGICALLY you don’t care about _ **teh racism** _!1!! Gotcha, libtard bitches!! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3429 "2017-08-24T18:24:15Z")
I think the real question is whether [some humans will be considered equivalent to animals.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=834441) ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3430 "2017-08-24T18:46:21Z")
Here’s one: [QUOTE=MinnesotaBorn&Raised] Then they have the nerve to kick her out and tell her to go away all because she is black. How sad and rude, especially in this day and age ☹ [/QUOTE] [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=834324](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=834324) Join date 2014, but the OP has only posted five times. To summarize the video (which is two years old, by the way) a black lady was apparently attempting to withdraw money from her account, but had lost her ID. The video shows her being abusive to the bank employees, raising her voice and using loads of profanity. The OP is trying to make the case that the bank refused to serve her because of her color. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3431 "2017-08-24T19:24:54Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > To summarize the video (which is two years old, by the way) a black lady was apparently attempting to withdraw money from her account, but had lost her ID. The video shows her being abusive to the bank employees, raising her voice and using loads of profanity. The OP is trying to make the case that the bank refused to serve her because of her color. Am I racist for assuming that she didn’t really have half a million dollars in the bank? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3432 "2017-08-24T19:35:57Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I totally [don’t believe in doing this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=834388), but I’m sure someone else will, and then we can prove that racism isn’t so bad after all!!! > > Hey, dumb-ass, what about all the racist that don’t vote or decide not to vote if the ballot is not secret. Plus, like, all the bazillion other BAD THINGS that will happen, making this one of the stupidest ideas put forth in GD. Oh, it’s the “only logical conclusion”. You don’t know logic from shit. I dunno, he might have a handle on binary stuff… ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3433 "2017-08-24T19:38:03Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > The OP is trying to make the case that the bank refused to serve her because of her color. The OP is trying to make a strawman, if you ask me. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3434 "2017-08-24T20:46:10Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Am I racist for assuming that she didn’t really have half a million dollars in the bank? I try not to be racist, but I’ve given up trying not to be classist. Me, in my last minute as a bank teller: “Million dollars, HA! You a broke-ass Whatever Race You Might Be!” ---
**Author:** ![snoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@snoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snoe)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3435 "2017-08-24T21:02:37Z")
Forgive my laziness for not going back through previous pages of this thread-- have y’all brought up Reddy Mercury already? I’m guessing you have. Their threads are so trollerific: provocative questions and no new perspectives. Are they suspected of being a banned poster’s new identity? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3436 "2017-08-24T21:25:50Z")
> [@snoe](#): > > Forgive my laziness for not going back through previous pages of this thread-- have y’all brought up Reddy Mercury already? I’m guessing you have. Their threads are so trollerific: provocative questions and no new perspectives. Are they suspected of being a banned poster’s new identity? Just go back one page to post 3382. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2017, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3437 "2017-08-25T02:31:07Z")
WTF is going on with Alzarian and his thread on [illegal immigrant slave labor to build the wall](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=834473)? ---
**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2017, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3438 "2017-08-25T04:21:16Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > WTF is going on with Alzarian and his thread on [illegal immigrant slave labor to build the wall](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=834473)? He’s a drooling fucking moron. That’s what’s going on. That’s the only thing going on with these Trump-emboldened dipshits who think a wall is actually a good idea. Oh sure, he pretends that he thinks a wall is a bad idea, but not bad enough to prevent him from coming up with a simple [moronic] and elegant [retarded] plan to make it happen [guarantee it will never happen]. Ignore him. He’s a mealy-mouthed shitbag concern troll. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2017, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3439 "2017-08-25T04:39:14Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Am I racist for assuming that she didn’t really have half a million dollars in the bank? For sure. You’re talking like that’s a lot of money for a black person. It’s _easy_ for black people to make money like that these days, selling crack and living the thug life. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2017, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3440 "2017-08-25T05:20:48Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > For sure. You’re talking like that’s a lot of money for a black person. It’s _easy_ for black people to make money like that these days, selling crack and living the thug life. Don’t forget about the rap music that gives them the brain damage. With their hopping and their hopping so they don’t know what the jazz is all about. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=171) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=173)