# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3481 "2017-08-29T12:39:47Z")

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I think **abashed** is not long for this world.

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20445811&postcount=216](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20445811&postcount=216)

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3482 "2017-08-29T13:35:09Z")

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> [@BeepKillBeep](#):
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> I think **abashed** is not long for this world.
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> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20445811&postcount=216](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20445811&postcount=216)

Good riddance. They’re a disingenuous quantum-woo wanker.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3483 "2017-08-29T13:39:16Z")

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> [@naita](#):
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> Good riddance. They’re a disingenuous quantum-woo wanker.

You think there’s more than one of it?

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**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3484 "2017-08-29T13:43:58Z")

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> [@naita](#):
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> Good riddance. They’re a disingenuous quantum-woo wanker.

Yeah but only when you observe him. If you don’t observe him, then he vanishes in a _poof_ of non-information.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3485 "2017-08-29T14:24:38Z")

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> [@BeepKillBeep](#):
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> I think **abashed** is not long for this world.
> 
> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20445811&postcount=216](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20445811&postcount=216)

The irony in that post is quite hilarious!

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3486 "2017-08-29T14:30:03Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> You think there’s more than one of it?

[Singular they](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they)

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3487 "2017-08-29T14:40:23Z")

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It’s the Wooenberg Certainty Principle: The less quantum mechanics a person understands, the more certain they are in their correctness.

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**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3488 "2017-08-29T15:56:47Z")

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**abashed** doubles down on attacking the mods. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he’s suspended.

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20446278&postcount=221](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20446278&postcount=221)

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3489 "2017-08-29T16:17:28Z")

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> [@BeepKillBeep](#):
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> **abashed** doubles down on attacking the mods. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he’s suspended.
> 
> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20446278&postcount=221](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20446278&postcount=221)

I hope he’s properly humiliated or chagrined. Remorseful or embarrassed even.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3490 "2017-08-29T16:19:16Z")

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The smiley face was a nice touch, I thought.

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3491 "2017-08-29T16:23:01Z")

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How thin skinned is abashed that a couple of mod-notes mess up the debate?

[QUOTE=abashed]  
you have just messed up an interesting debate that is giving people pleasure  
[/QUOTE]

No, troll child, you messed up a waste of time discussion by breaking several beneficial and simple rules. Looking forward to your banning.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3492 "2017-08-29T16:35:45Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> I hope he’s properly humiliated or chagrined. Remorseful or embarrassed even.

They never do tho-their mentality simply doesn’t work that way.

Note (fwiw) I spotted him first here in this thread and even predicted that he would slowly but inevitably start to (simultaneously) become both more belligerent and incoherent. It’s just the nature of this particular species, and I am sure he’s done the exact same shtick on other boards. They’re incapable of either authentic introspection or change.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3493 "2017-08-29T17:26:12Z")

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Glad to see the back of that nonsense. I think the GD nonsense was the real agenda, but those threads were easy to ignore. The incessant GQ threads were far more annoying. His shtick there was to post something disingenuously naive or dumb - as he admitted, but claimed it was to stimulate a discussion to “educate” people. Even that would have been sufficiently annoying, but I think it’s now pretty clear that it was really

> [@digs](#):
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> …the trollish option, where he’s thinking “Bet I can get these smartypants to get their smartyundies in a bunch!”

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3494 "2017-08-29T19:53:15Z")

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> [@naita](#):
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> How thin skinned is abashed that a couple of mod-notes mess up the debate?

I don’t think you’re assessing the trollish intent correctly.

That particular piece of nascent suicide-by-mob smells to me of “Well, I’ve milked these yokels of all the amusing interaction I’ll probably ever get out of them, so it’s time to drop the last few grenades and chuckle at them as they froth and rage.”

He’s not a particularly clever troll, but he’s following the standard playbooks pretty well. That puts him in the top 10% of worthless trolls that infest this place.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3495 "2017-08-29T19:57:06Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> I hope he’s properly humiliated or chagrined. Remorseful or embarrassed even.

Or even mortified, humbled, crestfallen, sheepish, and red-faced. 😃

At least if he falls off a building, he’ll really be suspended.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3496 "2017-08-29T20:02:13Z")

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And he’s [gone](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=834965).

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3497 "2017-08-29T20:25:00Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> I hope he’s properly humiliated or chagrined. Remorseful or embarrassed even.

> [@cochrane](#):
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> Or even mortified, humbled, crestfallen, sheepish, and red-faced. 😃

I don’t know how he’s _feeling_, but now he has been bashed.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3498 "2017-08-29T20:40:51Z")

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> [@TroutMan](#):
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> And he’s [gone](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=834965).

That was so fast there is no telling where he is now! 😃

I’m actually surprised he even rated a special announcement in ATMB. Coulda just let him go…

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3499 "2017-08-29T20:49:06Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> That was so fast there is no telling where he is now! 😃
> 
> I’m actually surprised he even rated a special announcement in ATMB. Coulda just let him go…

That would have led to too much uncertainty, and won’t anyone think of the cats?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3500 "2017-08-29T21:07:55Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> I’m actually surprised he even rated a special announcement in ATMB. Coulda just let him go…

He brought bucketfuls of ignance with him, so the mods felt it necessary to hilite the tag line in the banner up there.

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