# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2016, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/341 "2016-08-28T10:55:14Z")
> [@WolfpackJeep](#): > > Oh look, now a [‘men’s rights activist’](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=802778) has popped up. He even put it in his user name. > > I’m guessing this latest batch is one or more banned posters? Ah! I though it was supposed to be _mr a…ssface_. I forgot the last part of the name. ---
**Author:** ![lazybratsche](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ba8739/32.png) [@lazybratsche](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lazybratsche)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2016, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/342 "2016-08-28T14:48:31Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Fuck. There are enough misogynists on this board as it is. I’m beginning to worry the joke about the reddit subthread being closed is not a joke. The trolls from /r/the\_donald mostly disappeared from Reddit after their latest vote manipulation scripts were countered. All they have left are shitty memes. Some probably got bored, and are trying to find new places to troll… (LOW ENERGY!) ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2016, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/343 "2016-08-28T15:16:32Z")
Did the new troll dildo guy get sent to pasture? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/344 "2016-08-29T14:55:20Z")
Well, his thread is in the cornfield. I’m guessing he is too… ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/345 "2016-08-29T15:18:29Z")
I believe there was some mention of him being a sock. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/346 "2016-08-29T16:49:27Z")
Smelled like one. ---
**Author:** ![Chihuahua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dec6dc/32.png) [@Chihuahua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chihuahua)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/347 "2016-08-29T22:22:28Z")
Seriously starting to lose my patience with **boffking**. I’m not sure whether he’s just trolling, or he’s actually a paid Russian subversive. The shit he posts is so fucking ignorant and repetitive. If he actually wanted to debate a foreign policy issue, that would be cool. But he doesn’t. He starts from the premise that everything America does is evil and racist and wrong and expects that it everyone else has come to the same conclusion. It moves into “trolling” territory because people will write cogent, reasonable, and detailed responses and he _completely_ ignores them. He repeatedly demonstrates that he has no clue about the history of the conflicts that he is talking about, the people and events that have shaped foreign policy, or the competing schools of thought that have emerged over the years. His entire worldview is shaped by the idea that America is evil and racist, and that’s just all there is to it. It’s like talking to a fucking five year old… and _it’s always the same shit over and over._ ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/348 "2016-09-01T06:08:51Z")
**Machinaforce** asks the most simplistic questions, almost like he’s gathering information on our planet and the hyoo-mons who live on it. And the puppets dance to his tune. Here’s his latest one: [Why do we have money?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=803294) I’ve been trying to stay away from his threads, because the temptation to post, “Are you fucking shitting me?” is too strong to resist. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/349 "2016-09-01T12:02:46Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > **Machinaforce** asks the most simplistic questions, almost like he’s gathering information on our planet and the hyoo-mons who live on it. And the puppets dance to his tune. Here’s his latest one: > > [Why do we have money?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=803294) > > I’ve been trying to stay away from his threads, because the temptation to post, “Are you fucking shitting me?” is too strong to resist. It took him a few tries before settling on SovCit bullshittery to make Dopers dance. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/350 "2016-09-01T13:51:57Z")
Up next: \*We do we breathe? \* ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/351 "2016-09-01T23:21:38Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > **Machinaforce** asks the most simplistic questions, almost like he’s gathering information on our planet and the hyoo-mons who live on it. And the puppets dance to his tune. Here’s his latest one: > > [Why do we have money?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=803294) > > I’ve been trying to stay away from his threads, because the temptation to post, “Are you fucking shitting me?” is too strong to resist. We have money because it takes money [to pay for a birth certificate](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=803029). ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2016, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/352 "2016-09-05T22:12:59Z")
News flash … [the Boffsters starts his 500th stupid thread, hits a new low](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=803808). Thread title is “Labor force non-participation in USA”. The **Boffster** wants to know who these people are. It’s a mystery. How to find out, how to find out? Maybe start a stupid thread in GQ! Putting the **fucking thread title in Google** [immediately returns the answers to all his questions and more](http://www.bls.gov/opub/btn/volume-4/people-who-are-not-in-the-labor-force-why-arent-they-working.htm) in 0.50 seconds. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2016, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/353 "2016-09-06T22:48:07Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > **Machinaforce** asks the most simplistic questions, almost like he’s gathering information on our planet and the hyoo-mons who live on it. Simpsons nailed it: [del]Kodos[/del] Clinton: It’s true, we are [del]aliens[/del] detested by half the country. But what are you going to do about it? It’s a two-party system. You have to vote for one of us. Man 1: He’s right, this is a two-party system. Man 2: Well I believe I’ll vote for a third-party candidate. [del]Kang[/del] Trump: Go ahead, throw your vote away. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2016, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/354 "2016-09-07T23:05:57Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > **Machinaforce** asks the most simplistic questions, almost like he’s gathering information on our planet and the hyoo-mons who live on it. And the puppets dance to his tune. Here’s his latest one: > > [Why do we have money?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=803294) > > I’ve been trying to stay away from his threads, because the temptation to post, “Are you fucking shitting me?” is too strong to resist. Nice job. I can only assume he saw your post and decided to up his game with idiocy beyond the high bar he’d already set. Now he’s [just wondering what you think of other people](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=803980). And I’m picturing [Ralph Wiggum](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYfpVqZSrsE&t=25). ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2016, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/355 "2016-09-08T02:58:30Z")
I just came over to post on **Machinaforce** ’s latest. Beat by **Troutman**! **Machinaforce** apparently thinks all people are a waste of space and not worthy of his time or respect. Hopefully that means he’ll toodle off and stop posting. Either that or he thinks we’re aliens. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2016, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/356 "2016-09-08T03:46:10Z")
After reading more of his posts in that thread, I feel bad for calling him out here. He’s got some psychological issues that go beyond mere oddness or stupidity. The way he regards other people isn’t like a recluse or cranky old man; it seems more like something that needs treatment. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2016, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/357 "2016-09-08T04:33:39Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > After reading more of his posts in that thread, I feel bad for calling him out here. He’s got some psychological issues that go beyond mere oddness or stupidity. The way he regards other people isn’t like a recluse or cranky old man; it seems more like something that needs treatment. Honestly, and I rarely say this, it seems like something beyond treatment. The kinds of statements he makes are the statements of a sociopath. I am the sort of person who can empathize with virtually anyone, even a convicted felon, but for some reason the ‘‘fuck all people’’ mentality just triggers pure disgust. It’s either weak-minded bullshit or it’s bonafide psychopathology and either way I don’t really want to deal with it. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2016, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/358 "2016-09-08T04:47:51Z")
He’s either trolling hard or he’s a sociopath. Or both. Looking at the totality of his oeuvre, I lean towards troll. Hopefully his tenure here will be short. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2016, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/359 "2016-09-08T04:52:06Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > He’s either trolling hard or he’s a sociopath. Or both. Looking at the totality of his oeuvre, I lean towards troll. Hopefully his tenure here will be short. I’m going to assume troll just for the sake of my own psychological comfort. ---
**Author:** ![eulalia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eulalia/32/457_2.png) [@eulalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eulalia)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2016, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/360 "2016-09-08T15:13:00Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > He’s either trolling hard or he’s a sociopath. Or both. Looking at the totality of his oeuvre, I lean towards troll. Hopefully his tenure here will be short. I don’t think the two are mutually exclusive. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=19)