# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 181
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2017, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3604 "2017-09-10T00:35:45Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Only the most observant should notice. If you do it wrong, you get a note or a warning, depending on a variety of arcane metrics like the moderator and how obnoxious the troll is. Are you trying to attract a cockney’s attention? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2017, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3605 "2017-09-10T02:03:45Z")
Depends on the cockney. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2017, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3606 "2017-09-10T03:24:50Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Tell us how you did it. Random posts don’t always get the job done. Only the most observant will pick up on what you’re doing. Likely, the troll won’t notice or care. What if you do it wrong? Not too sure if this is a serious request, but what the hell, since I brought it up… [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17217705&postcount=106](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17217705&postcount=106) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2017, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3607 "2017-09-10T13:42:36Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Not too sure if this is a serious request, but what the hell, since I brought it up… > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17217705&postcount=106](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17217705&postcount=106) Heh, that’s subtle. I’ll bet many (most) would miss it. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2017, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3608 "2017-09-10T18:30:19Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20469604](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20469604) This moron keeps doubling down on the trolling but so far no one has bitten. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2017, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3609 "2017-09-11T17:51:58Z")
JGUSA and his latest [modest proposal](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=836019). I don’t know if he’s a troll or an idiot, and I don’t care. I say he qualifies for both. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2017, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3610 "2017-09-11T21:20:08Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > JGUSA and his latest [modest proposal](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=836019). I don’t know if he’s a troll or an idiot, and I don’t care. I say he qualifies for both. I especially love how he tries to pretend to be “an extremely liberal Democrat”. He really is a nitwit of the highest order. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2017, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3611 "2017-09-11T23:40:38Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > I especially love how he tries to pretend to be “an extremely liberal Democrat”. He really is a nitwit of the highest order. We must all pay heed and temper our more extreme liberal tendencies: > [@kirk cameron says hurricanes are because gods mad at us](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-says-hurricanes-are-because-gods-mad-at-us/795972/65): > > …liberalism writ large in the form of Stalin/Mao/Pol Pot’s communist regimes… ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3612 "2017-09-12T01:27:47Z")
**Reddy Mercury** deserves a mention for the sheer amount of drivel he manages to post. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3613 "2017-09-12T01:30:50Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Not too sure if this is a serious request, but what the hell, since I brought it up… > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17217705&postcount=106](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17217705&postcount=106) Awesome! (Not that I’m recommending anyone should break board rules, mind you.) ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3614 "2017-09-12T03:58:17Z")
Here’s one, just joined. > [@I just don't knowwhat to do and I feel lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-dont-knowwhat-to-do-and-i-feel-lost/796138/1): > > i have been married for about a month and a half without knowing that my husband got two private lap dances from a stripper four days before or wedding. i found out about five days ago. > i had to find out for myself, i didn’t want to but i did. > now all i can think about is him wanting and enjoying a naked girl all over him with her tits in his face and him touching her ass. > why would i be okay with a woman talking to my man about the gym before pleasing him and arousing him. > i mentioned no strippers, my mistake i should have said fuck the strippers and said no lap dances, which i didn’t even think about because i’ve never been to a strip club before. > why would he want this? he said there was a little peer pressure, but they dont talk or walk or touch for him. > at first he didnt apologize or even admit that he did it until i asked about the fourth time. > i had to mention him not apologizing which made him apologize obviously. :smack: it’s because he wasn’t sorry, he enjoyed it. > i trusted him 100%, we even had a long distance relationship. > now all i can think of is the worst and he lied about that so god only knows what really happened. he expects me to believe that it didn’t go any further than this? well i do believe him but it still pops up in my head. i consider this cheating. > i give him PLENTY of attention so there was no need for him to go off and do this even if it were his bachelor party in my eyes. > besides, when the strippers know that there is a bachelor they ruin him. > not one but TWO… why the second. why one. i just cant get passed it and i’m going to have to end up going to marriage counselling > > any thoughts? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=836089](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=836089) Let’s see how long it takes before someone takes the bait. ---
**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3615 "2017-09-12T04:07:12Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Here’s one, just joined. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=836089](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=836089) > > Let’s see how long it takes before someone takes the bait. Yeah, I predict at least one response that uses the phrase “I would tell him in no uncertain terms,” or “if your husband’s friends told him to jump off a bridge…,” or “respect is a 2-way street,” or etc., etc. They’ll bite. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3616 "2017-09-12T04:20:47Z")
**fervour**?Joined 2003. 525 posts. The phrase “fucked-up dipshit” comes to mind. Whether it’s a qualification for troll…well…certainly fucked-up dipshitty anyway. These get progressively douchier: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20471327&postcount=20](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20471327&postcount=20) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20471458&postcount=25](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20471458&postcount=25) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20471608&postcount=26](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20471608&postcount=26) Gosh. I guess we’re all gonna die at some point or another, then. ETA: douchey crown jewel: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20471906&postcount=32](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20471906&postcount=32) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3617 "2017-09-12T04:23:27Z")
Is there a rule book somewhere for these emo-trolls? They all type in lower case, and abuse punctuation, grammar, and spelling. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3618 "2017-09-12T04:30:26Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Is there a rule book somewhere for these emo-trolls? They all type in lower case, and abuse punctuation, grammar, and spelling. Must be. After reading “her” post quoted here, I was (briefly) tempted to respond and give her an extensive revision, but it’s more trouble than it’s worth. Besides, if they learn to write better, they’ll be a smidgen harder to spot. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3619 "2017-09-12T05:43:16Z")
> [@splatterpunk](#): > > Yeah, I predict at least one response that uses the phrase “I would tell him in no uncertain terms,” or “if your husband’s friends told him to jump off a bridge…,” or “respect is a 2-way street,” or etc., etc. > > They’ll bite. First bite in post #7. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20472554&postcount=7](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20472554&postcount=7) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3620 "2017-09-12T06:08:08Z")
The quatloo comment was gold. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3621 "2017-09-12T06:12:45Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20469604](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20469604) > > This moron keeps doubling down on the trolling but so far no one has bitten. And now he’s got [his very own thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=836095) ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3622 "2017-09-12T08:30:59Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > The quatloo comment was gold. 😃 What’s the exchange rate between gold and quatloos? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3623 "2017-09-12T09:11:22Z")
[Interesting bump](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20472683&postcount=72). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=180) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=182)