# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 189
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3764 "2017-09-26T13:43:17Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > I don’t disagree with everything he says in there, I have a gut-level certainty that a lot of those charities, at the “corporate” level if you will, are far more interested in maintaining their own existences than they are in curing cancer. > > But that’s just the cynic in me. Some level of cynicism about charities is warranted. But that screed seems more along the lines of Big Charity in cahoots with Big Pharma to hide the _true_ cure for cancer (kale enemas?). Citing the great Linus Pauling’s unfortunate crank phase is a big red flag; and a link to some nutritional supplement page with a letter that the BMJ (co-conspirators) didn’t publish. > **[The Dark Side of Linus Pauling's Legacy | Quackwatch](https://quackwatch.org/related/pauling/)** > > Linus Pauling, Ph.D. (1901-1994), was the only person ever to win two unshared Nobel prizes. He received these awards for chemistry in 1954 and for peace in ... ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3765 "2017-09-26T18:02:19Z")
**Zetetic Skeptic** is starting set off the troll bells for me. He’s just a tropical storm level right now, but edging towards Level 1 rapidly. He picked a nicely inflammatory title for his [opus on finding a job](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=836861). Agreed that breast cancer guy is at least a woo-nut. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3766 "2017-09-26T21:01:44Z")
I wish to lodge a complaint\* against **Asimovian** for closing [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=837342), which was showing great comedic promise. Arrested person out on bond decides it’s a good time to taste cocaine, but it’s totally cool because he doesn’t do drugs. He just needed to test the quality, bitch! \*_not really, I know the rules 🙂_ ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3767 "2017-09-26T21:34:28Z")
That was a cool thread. “I was just tasting it. Why won’t someone tell me how long it will take to clear my system? You guys are mean!” ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3768 "2017-09-26T21:40:37Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > That was a cool thread. “I was just tasting it. Why won’t someone tell me how long it will take to clear my system? You guys are mean!” Good way to test for quality. Try some, then take a drug test. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3769 "2017-09-26T22:28:32Z")
“Bitch I didn’t do any cocaine I just rubbed it on my gums to test the quality !” “Asshole I didn’t rob anyone, I just waved a gun in that storekeeper’s face til he put some money in my sack !” Actually, more like: “Bitch I didn’t sleep with your sister, I just stuck it in her to check how it felt !” ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2017, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3770 "2017-09-26T22:30:18Z")
Is that you, Jesse Pinkman? [Link.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20501143&postcount=18) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3771 "2017-09-27T05:57:02Z")
Are you sure it was [only once?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20501550&postcount=12) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3772 "2017-09-27T10:25:56Z")
[When does he _not_ drive in the dark?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20501579&postcount=67) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3773 "2017-09-27T10:48:40Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [When does he _not_ drive in the dark?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20501579&postcount=67) 😃 He’s the most interesting [made up] man in the world! ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3774 "2017-09-27T11:41:51Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Seems more like an anti-medicine woo type. I’m sure they have many interests besides breasts. And I’m sure we’ll hear all about them. Sadly, no. He and his posts are gone. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3775 "2017-09-27T12:11:43Z")
> [@ioioio](#): > > Sadly, no. He and his posts are gone. Pleet Bai Bai? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3776 "2017-09-27T12:17:36Z")
> [@ioioio](#): > > Sadly, no. He and his posts are gone. Taken by cancer.☹ ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3777 "2017-09-27T15:00:02Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Are you sure it was [only once?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20501550&postcount=12) I remember that drive. Uphill both directions. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2017, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3778 "2017-09-28T03:21:22Z")
[Here we go](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=837474): an innocent little question about drinking from a bottle used to store urine. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2017, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3779 "2017-09-28T07:47:19Z")
Here’s Johnny One-Note with another incomprehensible OP. [Does dispelling free will do any good?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=837489) ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2017, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3780 "2017-09-28T11:50:46Z")
[This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=837492) seems to be some bush league trolling. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2017, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3781 "2017-09-28T15:24:09Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > [Here we go](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=837474): an innocent little question about drinking from a bottle used to store urine. And almost every poster takes it seriously! Sometimes this place still amazes me. > [@DG](#): > > This seems to be some bush league trolling. And he didn’t even end the OP with “Oh, and can you describe what you are wearing right now?” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2017, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3782 "2017-09-28T15:45:52Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > [This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=837492) seems to be some bush league trolling. The above links to post #1 from a newly-registered poster, asking women to share their stories of male interns at gynecological exams. Pure wank fodder. “Bush league”: LOL And thanks BobLibDem for “I’d probably draw the line if they wanted to take a selfie with me.” ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2017, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3783 "2017-09-28T23:43:33Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > And almost every poster takes it seriously! Sometimes this place still amazes me. > And he didn’t even end the OP with “Oh, and can you describe what you are wearing right now?” 😃 I posted, but I give myself a ten-word maximum on threads like that and the one about male student gynecologists. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=188) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=190)