# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 193
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2017, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3844 "2017-10-06T18:37:24Z")
OK, _everyone_ give me your glasses. I’ve got a shoebox I’ll store them in. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2017, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3845 "2017-10-06T18:51:04Z")
I bet several million quatloos against the newcomer. 'Tis a pity; she showed great promise. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2017, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3846 "2017-10-06T18:54:14Z")
Jeez, what is this, the playground outside the local kindergarten? ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2017, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3847 "2017-10-06T19:43:46Z")
> [@StarvingButStrong](#): > > Jeez, what is this, the playground outside the local kindergarten? \ She could be a great poster if she’d just mellow out a little. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2017, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3848 "2017-10-06T19:49:21Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > OK, _everyone_ give me your glasses. I’ve got a shoebox I’ll store them in. Sure. 1. Take everyone’s glasses. 2. ??? 3. Profit! ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2017, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3849 "2017-10-06T20:06:08Z")
No question marks needed for step 2. 1. Want your glasses back? That’ll be $100. Shame you can’t see well enough to retrieve them yourself. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2017, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3850 "2017-10-06T21:47:02Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > I bet several million quatloos against the newcomer. 'Tis a pity; she showed great promise. She is _not_ of the Body? ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2017, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3851 "2017-10-06T22:19:31Z")
Not yet. One can but wait and hope. It’s either that or bonk bonk on the head! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2017, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3852 "2017-10-06T22:47:10Z")
Wasn’t there a little angry chicken on the Saturday morning cartoons? Always getting mad and spouting off? [This guy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henery_Hawk) (turns out he’s a chicken hawk.) I could be thinking of Daffy Duck though. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2017, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3853 "2017-10-06T23:43:13Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Wasn’t there a little angry chicken on the Saturday morning cartoons? Always getting mad and spouting off? [This guy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henery_Hawk) (turns out he’s a chicken hawk.) I could be thinking of Daffy Duck though. Henery the Hawk sure had a lot of moxie. He was always trying to catch Foghorn Leghorn and have him for dinner, even though ol’ Foggy was about 10 times his size. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2017, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3854 "2017-10-06T23:58:54Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > You ain’t got a dog in this. If I wanted attention I think an anonymous message b > > oard ain’t exactly a optimal place to choose. BACK OFF! For someone who doesn’t want attention, you certainly spend a lot of time (a) complaining about being maligned on this board, (b) complaining about being accused of complaining, (c) denying that you were complaining, and (d) averaging nearly 17 posts a day doing that sort of thing. If you did a little bit of backing off yourself, you’d be a more pleasant poster. On the bright side, there are a few specimens infesting this board that make you look positively saintly by comparison, but that shouldn’t be anyone’s benchmark. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3855 "2017-10-07T00:13:36Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > For someone who doesn’t want attention, you certainly spend a lot of time (a) complaining about being maligned on this board… There is only one thing worse than being maligned on this board… and that is _not_ being maligned on this board. I’d like to register a complaint; no one’s noticed me enough to malign me. I mean, come onnnnn, eighteen years of being quietly annoying, just under the threshold where someone might remember me, and what do I get? Zilcho Nada Bupkis! ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3856 "2017-10-07T00:37:04Z")
> [@digs](#): > > There is only one thing worse than being maligned on this board… and that is _not_ being maligned on this board. > > I’d like to register a complaint; no one’s noticed me enough to malign me. I mean, come onnnnn, eighteen years of being quietly annoying, just under the threshold where someone might remember me, and what do I get? Zilcho Nada Bupkis! Your arithmetic is shit. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3857 "2017-10-07T01:36:03Z")
> [@digs](#): > > There is only one thing worse than being maligned on this board… and that is _not_ being maligned on this board. > > I’d like to register a complaint; no one’s noticed me enough to malign me. I mean, come onnnnn, eighteen years of being quietly annoying, just under the threshold where someone might remember me, and what do I get? Zilcho Nada Bupkis! Try getting under the skin of a troll so they pit you. That happened to me earlier this year and it was _glorious_. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3858 "2017-10-07T01:58:12Z")
> [@digs](#): > > There is only one thing worse than being maligned on this board… and that is _not_ being maligned on this board. > > I’d like to register a complaint; no one’s noticed me enough to malign me. I mean, come onnnnn, eighteen years of being quietly annoying, just under the threshold where someone might remember me, and what do I get? Zilcho Nada Bupkis! 15 years on this board and I’ve been pitted once. For being anti-Nazi. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3859 "2017-10-07T03:23:55Z")
I ain’t complaining. You have me confused with someone else. I stated facts and asked questions. Who has problem with that? Little puppy got his feelings hurt. Is there a limit to how many posts per day? See that was a question. That is how things work, ask and you get answers. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3860 "2017-10-07T03:25:55Z")
I will pit you Digs. What do you do to be aggravating? Just let me know… I ain’t going nowhere! ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3861 "2017-10-07T03:36:16Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > 15 years on this board and I’ve been pitted once. For being anti-Nazi. You were pitted twice for it. My thread and [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=834183](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=834183) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3862 "2017-10-07T03:47:51Z")
Yeah. I’m liking Henery, as a fair representation of our friend I mean. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3863 "2017-10-07T04:13:09Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I ain’t complaining. You have me confused with someone else. I stated facts and asked questions. Who has problem with that? Little puppy got his feelings hurt. “Is there a limit to how many posts per day?” See that was a question. That is how things work, ask and you get answers. You know, what I said was mostly in fun, but in all humor there is an underlying truth. You really do come on like a ton of bricks. Your one short post here has multiple examples: “Little puppy got his feelings hurt.” Gratuitous insult that achieves zero purpose. “Is there a limit to how many posts per day?” Annoying and blatant straw man, since no one said there was. Posts per day was an indicator of _ **your** _ particular proclivities, which contradicted the claims you were making about said proclivities. Yes, you care so little about attention and what anyone thinks of you that it wouldn’t surprise me if you were up half the night telling us about it. “See that was a question.” Gratuitous assertion that your fellow poster is dumber than a brick. “That is how things work, ask and you get answers.” That’s probably the best one, consistent with many of your posts. There’s nothing like a newbie poster who’s been here less than two weeks explaining to the rest of us how things are supposed to work here. Having said that, I hope you calm down and become a great contributor to the board. You seem to have potential. > [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Yeah. I’m liking Henery, as a fair representation of our friend I mean. Now that I think about it, Henery the miniature tough-talking Chicken Hawk is just about perfect. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=192) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=194)