# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 194
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3864 "2017-10-07T04:48:50Z")
Ok wolfpup. I am sorry, I got a little peeved. But I do want to carry on here. I admit I am irritating questioner. I always have been, I seriously just want to know things. I really have cut out the ellipsis usage. LSLguy straight up told me what to do. I know there is a history of another Doper who went crazy with them. But, I am not that person. I am not trying to tell anybody what to do. I don’t presume to have any ability to know what is right or wrong, ( except for rules list in ATMB). I don’t post in any other message board. I am just me and I am here. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3865 "2017-10-07T04:49:02Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > You seem to have potential. [It’s good to have potential](http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/badboy2-im-18-do-i-have-potential). ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3866 "2017-10-07T04:50:28Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Little puppy got his feelings hurt. _There’s_ the little girl! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3867 "2017-10-07T04:54:31Z")
Thanks for letting me have my little fit. I feel better now! ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3868 "2017-10-07T04:59:44Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Ok wolfpup. I am sorry, I got a little peeved. But I do want to carry on here. I admit I am irritating questioner. I always have been, I seriously just want to know things. I really have cut out the ellipsis usage. LSLguy straight up told me what to do. I know there is a history of another Doper who went crazy with them. But, I am not that person. I am not trying to tell anybody what to do. I don’t presume to have any ability to know what is right or wrong, ( except for rules list in ATMB). I don’t post in any other message board. I am just me and I am here. I try to ask myself whether my posts add anything to a particular conversation. About 50% of the time, I think they do. 25% of the time they don’t and I hit the back button. The last 25% of the time they don’t, but I post them anyway and regret it later. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3869 "2017-10-07T05:06:32Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I will pit you Digs. What do you do to be aggravating? Just let me know… I ain’t going nowhere! Okay, you ready? Twice on these boards I’ve used a French phrase where the English would have done perfectly well. I’ve piled Poe’s Law on top of a Godwinization and tied it up with an ad hominem attack. Not to mention running off at the mouth just to delay the punchline of a bad joke. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3870 "2017-10-07T05:08:18Z")
Is there any way we can make a hidden Trolls R Us thread so their prey will stop following them in here driving chuckwagons? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3871 "2017-10-07T05:20:01Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Okay, you ready? Twice on these boards I’ve used a French phrase where the English would have done perfectly well. I’ve piled Poe’s Law on top of a Godwinization and tied it up with an ad hominem attack. > > Not to mention running off at the mouth just to delay the punchline of a bad joke. You’re so funny! ---
**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3872 "2017-10-07T12:57:44Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Ok wolfpup. I am sorry, I got a little peeved. But I do want to carry on here. I admit I am irritating questioner. I always have been, I seriously just want to know things. I really have cut out the ellipsis usage. LSLguy straight up told me what to do. I know there is a history of another Doper who went crazy with them. But, I am not that person. I am not trying to tell anybody what to do. I don’t presume to have any ability to know what is right or wrong, ( except for rules list in ATMB). I don’t post in any other message board. I am just me and I am here. Just chill out. You took the requests seriously and…stopped…ellipsising…for…now… Good on you. Only thing left is to get over it and begin interacting with people on topics _interest_. You being mad is not very interesting. > [@Helena330](#): > > I try to ask myself whether my posts add anything to a particular conversation. About 50% of the time, I think they do. 25% of the time they don’t and I hit the back button. The last 25% of the time they don’t, but I post them anyway and regret it later. 😃 Here’s my stats: 2%, 90%, 8%. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3873 "2017-10-07T13:11:26Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > [It’s good to have potential](http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/badboy2-im-18-do-i-have-potential). [There’s no heavier burden than a great potential!](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9c/10/6c/9c106c795fd58da82838aa8bc0c72467--peanuts-cartoon-peanuts-snoopy.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3874 "2017-10-07T15:34:56Z")
Red alert, people! [There is chum in the water.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20523736&postcount=18) Repeat: there is chum in the water! ---
**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3875 "2017-10-07T15:40:28Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Red alert, people! [There is chum in the water.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20523736&postcount=18) Repeat: there is chum in the water! Shit. Not even gonna attempt to read that one… Wallers like that are so boring. Give us some juice, godammit! Is dude roberts still around? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3876 "2017-10-07T15:54:34Z")
I’m wondering if new guy is a second coming of bruiser1036. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3877 "2017-10-07T16:07:38Z")
> [@Crazyhorse](#): > > Is there any way we can make a hidden Trolls R Us thread so their prey will stop following them in here driving chuckwagons? We’ve discussed it. I proposed knitting; deep sea fishing was also a candidate. I’m thinking probably something less popular, like 1920’s stamp collecting, or the study of alpine lichen. ---
**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3878 "2017-10-07T16:13:29Z")
How about taking some inspiration from this thread? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20524033&posted=1#post20524033](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20524033&posted=1#post20524033) Stool-diary entries and analysis? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3879 "2017-10-07T16:19:41Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > We’ve discussed it. I proposed knitting; deep sea fishing was also a candidate. > > I’m thinking probably something less popular, like 1920’s stamp collecting, or the study of alpine lichen. Favorite Kirk Cameron movies. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3880 "2017-10-07T18:17:36Z")
> [@Plumpudding](#): > > Just chill out. You took the requests seriously and…stopped…ellipsising…for…now… Good on you. Only thing left is to get over it and begin interacting with people on topics _interest_. You being mad is not very interesting. > > Here’s my stats: 2%, 90%, 8%. :eek: You have far greater self-control than I do! ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3881 "2017-10-07T21:18:56Z")
> [@Plumpudding](#): > > How about taking some inspiration from this thread? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20524033&posted=1#post20524033](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20524033&posted=1#post20524033) > > Stool-diary entries and analysis? QdM is an MD. He is permitted and maybe people who have real questions but are too shy to ask can get help there. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3882 "2017-10-07T22:03:29Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > QdM is an MD. He is permitted and maybe people who have real questions but are too shy to ask can get help there. I could understand if you had a particular problem and wanted to ask about it. But I’m flabbergasted by how many people are sharing their stool type with strangers… “Hi, I’m Ralph. Curly and stringy, with blackberry and tobacco notes.” “Hi, Ralph, I’m Denise. Chunks of acorn-shaped hackysacks, with a hint of grass-fed bovine.” ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3883 "2017-10-07T22:47:24Z")
Maybe the actual survey is “How many people will overshare how much info?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=193) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=195)