# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 195
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3884 "2017-10-07T23:07:22Z")
> [@digs](#): > > There is only one thing worse than being maligned on this board… and that is _not_ being maligned on this board. > > I’d like to register a complaint; no one’s noticed me enough to malign me. I mean, come onnnnn, eighteen years of being quietly annoying, just under the threshold where someone might remember me, and what do I get? Zilcho Nada Bupkis! If you’re west of Tosa how do I know you’re not a pawn of the Kremlin? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3885 "2017-10-07T23:40:26Z")
> [@Covfefe](#): > > If you’re west of Tosa how do I know you’re not a pawn of the Kremlin? :dubious: True, I didn’t say how far west… Idaho? Hokkaidō? Naughty Korea? Montenegro? Corsica? London (the Canadian one)? All at the same latitude. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2017, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3886 "2017-10-08T01:03:08Z")
> [@digs](#): > > But I’m flabbergasted by how many people are sharing their stool type with strangers… Better than sharing it with friends, no?🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2017, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3887 "2017-10-08T01:43:41Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Red alert, people! [There is chum in the water.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20523736&postcount=18) Repeat: there is chum in the water! Good lord…that post doesn’t need Jesus, it needs Moses. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2017, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3888 "2017-10-08T01:51:18Z")
It needs euthanasia. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2017, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3889 "2017-10-08T04:08:27Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > It needs euthanasia. You got your wish. **Bone** locked it as a zombie. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2017, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3890 "2017-10-08T04:12:21Z")
It’s interesting how often the word “Jesus” appears in this geometrically precise solid wall of text that I presume to be a randomly generated CRT alignment test pattern. I’ve noticed that in other test patterns, and it may be further evidence that there is a God! This would add to the evidence we already have, such as the well-documented case of a lady in Boise, Idaho, beholding the image of Jesus on a slice of toast. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2017, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3891 "2017-10-08T04:15:05Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > We’ve discussed it. I proposed knitting; deep sea fishing was also a candidate. > > I’m thinking probably something less popular, like 1920’s stamp collecting, or the study of alpine lichen. Those vintage stamp trolls are the worst and you don’t even want to contemplate what they will do to a good alpine lichen thread. It would have to be something like “True confessions, outrageous positions, and TMI from brand new posters” to avoid detection. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2017, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3892 "2017-10-08T04:23:51Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > It’s interesting how often the word “Jesus” appears in this geometrically precise solid wall of text that I presume to be a randomly generated CRT alignment test pattern. I’ve noticed that in other test patterns, and it may be further evidence that there is a God! This would add to the evidence we already have, such as the well-documented case of a lady in Boise, Idaho, beholding the image of Jesus on a slice of toast. Someone swapped out her toaster for [one of these.](https://www.amazon.com/Burnt-Impressions-The-Jesus-Toaster/dp/B0042QRYO8) ---
**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2017, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3893 "2017-10-08T12:28:46Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > QdM is an MD. He is permitted and maybe people who have real questions but are too shy to ask can get help there. Yeah, no, you misunderstood me. I know he’s an md, and I usually appreciate his threads and posts, that thread included. I suggested (jokingly) we could take some ideas from that thread to combat the invasion of trolls in this thread. Maybe I should use more :smack:😕:p:). (Btw, I shared my stool-data, it’s just crap, what’s the harm.) > [@Helena330](#): > > :eek: You have far greater self-control than I do! I don’t think so, I just believe I have less interesting thoughts to share on most topics usually discussed here than most of you guys. The times I do contribute I mostly make a fool out of myself, make myself misunderstood through poor language, or go ignored. I often write a post, only to realize this probably only helps me collecting my thoughts about the topic and no one else, so I close the tab. A lot of it has to do about board culture, as I came from a much smaller board with a much more narrow field of interest compared to the dope. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2017, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3894 "2017-10-09T16:22:01Z")
Hey now, **PP** , I find you interesting. Live a little. Post more. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2017, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3895 "2017-10-10T18:44:20Z")
Thank you! But nah, I’m fairly happy with my posting frequency. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2017, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3896 "2017-10-10T19:49:04Z")
> [@Plumpudding](#): > > I don’t think so, I just believe I have less interesting thoughts to share on most topics usually discussed here than most of you guys. That doesn’t stop me as much as it should. 😃 I also wish you’d post more, but I certainly understand your reasoning. I’m glad you’ve shared what you have. ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2017, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3897 "2017-10-11T22:17:36Z")
"Oh my God, the Boy Scouts just voted to allow girls! Ooooo this makes me MAD! I don’t even know what to do! Wait, I know! I’m going to go online right this second and find a mid-tier general interest message board and sign up so I can start a thread telling a bunch of strangers [just how mad I am!"](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=838639) Seems legit. ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2017, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3898 "2017-10-11T22:28:01Z")
Too late to edit. It appears the link now goes to **Urbanredneck** ’s thread, and the new poster is now at post 10. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2017, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3899 "2017-10-11T22:50:16Z")
> [@neofishboy](#): > > Too late to edit. It appears the link now goes to **Urbanredneck** ’s thread, and the new poster is now at post 10. The original thread was nothing to write home about, either. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3900 "2017-10-12T12:39:00Z")
Have we given **Damuri Ajashi** any grief here yet? [Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20533395#post20533395) **iiandyiiii** gives him a well-deserved dressing down. Just one of our one-note-on-the-toy-piano posters who only post on very specific topics. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3901 "2017-10-12T12:42:01Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Have we given **Damuri Ajashi** any grief here yet? [Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20533395#post20533395) **iiandyiiii** gives him a well-deserved dressing down. Just one of our one-note-on-the-toy-piano posters who only post on very specific topics. To be fair, **DA** also often posts in great detail on Why Everything Is Hillary’s Fault. So he’s got two notes. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3902 "2017-10-12T14:30:56Z")
> [@neofishboy](#): > > "Oh my God, the Boy Scouts just voted to allow girls! Ooooo this makes me MAD! I don’t even know what to do! Wait, I know! I’m going to go online right this second and find a mid-tier general interest message board and sign up so I can start a thread telling a bunch of strangers [just how mad I am!"](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=838639) > > Seems legit. > [@neofishboy](#): > > Too late to edit. It appears the link now goes to **Urbanredneck** ’s thread, and the new poster is now at post 10. > [@John\_Mace](#): > > The original thread was nothing to write home about, either. Indeed. It seems that combining the threads managed to improve neither. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3903 "2017-10-12T15:08:29Z")
Don’t know if this guy will end up a troll (or in my “one and done” posters thread) but [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=838684) is a heck of a first post. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=194) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=196)