# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 196
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3904 "2017-10-12T15:22:41Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Don’t know if this guy will end up a troll (or in my “one and done” posters thread) but [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=838684) is a heck of a first post. Those answering seem to be dancing around the question. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3905 "2017-10-12T15:28:37Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Those answering seem to be dancing around the question. This post is en pointe. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3906 "2017-10-12T15:41:24Z")
I’m “curious” to see what other bets this guy has with his friends. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3907 "2017-10-12T15:57:46Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I’m “curious” to see what other bets this guy has with his friends. I’m kind of wondering if any of them involve dragons or M1A1 Abramseses ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3908 "2017-10-12T15:59:48Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > I’m kind of wondering if any of them involve dragons or M1A1 Abramseses This guy’s bad English seems different, but I may not be recalling accurately. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3909 "2017-10-12T16:24:42Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > I’m kind of wondering if any of them involve dragons or M1A1 Abramseses If he mentions a destroyer we’ve got him red-handed. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3910 "2017-10-12T16:26:23Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > If he mentions a destroyer we’ve got him red-handed. 😃 I think you mean “red hand”. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3911 "2017-10-12T16:55:14Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Don’t know if this guy will end up a troll (or in my “one and done” posters thread) but [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=838684) is a heck of a first post. Far weirder than the first post is the person wondering if farmers get horny when milking cows. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3912 "2017-10-12T17:02:12Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Far weirder than the first post is the person wondering if farmers get horny when milking cows. That’s the 2nd time I’ve seen him threadshit today. I’m sure a warning is not far off. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3913 "2017-10-12T17:11:10Z")
Pull one semi-flaccid tube for a whitewash, pull them all I guess. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3914 "2017-10-12T17:27:17Z")
> [@neofishboy](#): > > "Oh my God, the Boy Scouts just voted to allow girls! Ooooo this makes me MAD! I don’t even know what to do! Wait, I know! I’m going to go online right this second and find a mid-tier general interest message board and sign up so I can start a thread telling a bunch of strangers [just how mad I am!"](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=838639) > > Seems legit. Newbie **aufgeblassen** seems to have discovered the whole 'Dope. Most of his posts are pretty typical. He might be building his camouflage before he goes hard-over troll/wacko. Hard to say. Yet. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3915 "2017-10-12T20:41:00Z")
[Comrade **Okra** again tossing up a bunch of crap to see what sticks.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=838508) Election-related this time rather than [immigration](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832138). ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3916 "2017-10-12T22:12:17Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [Comrade **Okra** again tossing up a bunch of crap to see what sticks.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=838508) Election-related this time rather than [immigration](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=832138). He’s just trying to increase efficiency and cut costs for his employer. Nothing more американский than that. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2017, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3917 "2017-10-13T04:55:26Z")
How did we miss [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=837655)? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2017, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3918 "2017-10-13T07:34:52Z")
There’s also this wonder on [Papa John’s.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=838754) This post from the thread sums it up well: > [@Papa Johns - How do they manage to make some of the greatest pizza on earth?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/papa-johns-how-do-they-manage-to-make-some-of-the-greatest-pizza-on-earth/798705/3): > > I’m fascinated by this post, because OP apparently posts only twice per year, and also because Papa John’s is garbage pizza. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2017, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3919 "2017-10-13T11:40:36Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > How did we miss [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=837655)? These “first or only time poster who shares something personal and squicky” happen so often, I wonder if there is some site out there where people are encouraging each other to sign up and make that type of post. It isn’t like “true confessions” meets this site’s typical profile. (While trying to google one up, I found [this](https://arstechnica.com/civis/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=1060942) fairly amusing thread from 2000. Some searching shows that he was called “jebus” here.) ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2017, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3920 "2017-10-13T13:24:35Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > There’s also this wonder on [Papa John’s.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=838754) > > This post from the thread sums it up well: That OP came across as being very spam-like. As if the OP works for PJ. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2017, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3921 "2017-10-13T15:24:37Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > These “first or only time poster who shares something personal and squicky” happen so often, I wonder if there is some site out there where people are encouraging each other to sign up and make that type of post. It isn’t like “true confessions” meets this site’s typical profile. You’d think a more “typical” person (as if there is a prototypical Doper mold for this herd of cats that we have here) would join wanting to say chew the fat about baseball, sci-fi, inexplicable social phenomenon, or yes even politics, or just post some silliness in the Thread Games room. Instead, your first post is about how your zombie sister-in-law tried to infect you while that Nigerian guy never got back to you about that fortune he promised you OMG as you all the while whine and moan about how cruel fate and life has been to you. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2017, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3922 "2017-10-13T15:42:01Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Instead, your first post is about how your zombie sister-in-law tried to infect you while that Nigerian guy never got back to you about that fortune he promised you OMG as you all the while whine and moan about how cruel fate and life has been to you. Oh my gosh, are you stalking me? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2017, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/3923 "2017-10-13T15:46:53Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > How did we miss [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=837655)? I’m shocked the OP did not return to his thread… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=195) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=197)