# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/381 "2016-09-14T04:52:16Z")
New troll here: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=804605](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=804605) Complete with starting out with a vague premise, short non sequitur replies, and ending nearly every comment with “lol”. ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/382 "2016-09-14T05:00:39Z")
Who was that dude who spoke in sentence fragments and emojis, who we had earlier this summer? I new user Jitss617 is the same dude. Only he’s typing LOL instead. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/383 "2016-09-14T05:12:51Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > New troll here: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=804605](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=804605) > > Complete with starting out with a vague premise, short non sequitur replies, and ending nearly every comment with “lol”. Meh, obvious troll is obvious. This one won’t last long. The whole tone of the thread was predictable from the title. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/384 "2016-09-14T05:13:46Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > New troll here: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=804605](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=804605) > > Complete with starting out with a vague premise, short non sequitur replies, and ending nearly every comment with “lol”. Up until that thread I’ve been thinking the accusation that Dopers will reply to any troll, no matter how obvious, was kind of harsh. Now … ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/385 "2016-09-14T14:09:29Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > New troll here: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=804605](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=804605) > > Complete with starting out with a vague premise, short non sequitur replies, and ending nearly every comment with “lol”. > [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > Meh, obvious troll is obvious. This one won’t last long. The whole tone of the thread was predictable from the title. > [@naita](#): > > Up until that thread I’ve been thinking the accusation that Dopers will reply to any troll, no matter how obvious, was kind of harsh. Now … Well, it’s corn-fielded now, so painfully obvious troll is non-posting troll. And since it’s cornfielded, I can’t see who you’re talking about, but I’m willing to bet he’s a painfully obvious banned troll too. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/386 "2016-09-14T14:21:02Z")
[And RainPops posts again.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19627351#post19627351) (S)he still hasn’t made a post that makes sense, and they’ve all started with “hi”. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/387 "2016-09-14T15:35:41Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > [And RainPops posts again.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19627351#post19627351) (S)he still hasn’t made a post that makes sense, and they’ve all started with “hi”. A poorly-written Twitter chatbot accidentally (😕) aimed at a web forum instead. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/388 "2016-09-14T15:46:28Z")
**Urbanredneck** back on top with possibly his most stupid post yet: [Does Hillary have a body double?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=804634) Of course, it’s just an idea floating around the web, not that he _believes_ it or anything. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/389 "2016-09-14T15:58:24Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > **Urbanredneck** back on top with possibly his most stupid post yet: [Does Hillary have a body double?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=804634) Of course, it’s just an idea floating around the web, not that he _believes_ it or anything. He’s [just asking questions](http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Just_asking_questions), right? I would despair less if the local trolls were actually creative. They’re the public-discourse equivalent of script-kiddies: no actual skill at hacking, no intelligent use of psychology and language. Just run a canned tactic and gloat at your own cleverness. Too bad the troll-feeders 'round here reward cheap no-brain garbage trollage like that. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/390 "2016-09-14T16:01:54Z")
> [@gnoitall](#): > > Too bad the troll-feeders 'round here reward cheap no-brain garbage trollage like that. In fairness, the responses in that thread have been pretty good so far. ---
**Author:** ![TheStake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecae2f/32.png) [@TheStake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheStake)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/391 "2016-09-14T18:30:22Z")
Rain pops does confuse me. SMH ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/392 "2016-09-14T18:49:34Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > I’d say probably not sock. He’s a “member”. Who would pony up money to sock up and flame the board? He might be a troll or a shill, however. He’s likely to flame out soon. Which will make his the easiest $14.95 the Dope will have made all year. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/393 "2016-09-14T19:44:37Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > New troll here: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=804605](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=804605) > > Complete with starting out with a vague premise, short non sequitur replies, and ending nearly every comment with “lol”. I’m thinking this guy’s already been banned and the thread deleted. At least, I can’t get to it. AND I NEVER EVEN KNEW HIS NAME!! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/394 "2016-09-14T20:26:47Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I’m thinking this guy’s already been banned and the thread deleted. At least, I can’t get to it. AND I NEVER EVEN KNEW HIS NAME!! ☹ It was **Jitss617** ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/395 "2016-09-14T22:26:50Z")
I also sorrow at never reading **Jitss617** ’s thread/posts. I like to get a little amusement from our trolls before they leave. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/396 "2016-09-15T16:22:02Z")
Our newest sock… [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19630395&postcount=714](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19630395&postcount=714) Way too obvious. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/397 "2016-09-15T16:29:38Z")
Our newest new sock… [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19630404&postcount=715](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19630404&postcount=715) Again, way too obvious. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/398 "2016-09-15T16:30:27Z")
Are you outing yourself? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/399 "2016-09-15T17:14:58Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Our newest new sock… > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19630404&postcount=715](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19630404&postcount=715) > > Again, way too obvious. Yep, give him the rank of captain. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/400 "2016-09-16T00:24:01Z")
> [@TheStake](#): > > Manson1972. Like seriously. Is he a troll or fucking retarded? > [@TroutMan](#): > > Yes. > > More specifically: definitely a troll, very likely retarded. [Here’s the thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19610249#post19610249) for those who haven’t noticed him. > [@TheStake](#): > > He is a blatant asshole. I don’t even understand what his deal is. Why?! It’s not even amusing. This is awesome! Thanks! Did you guys jerk each other off after these posts? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=21)