# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 201
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2017, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4004 "2017-10-18T16:07:31Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Hundreds of posts and I still don’t know what his viewpoint was, other than “free fall”. Neither does he. That’s part of the problem. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2017, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4005 "2017-10-18T17:39:56Z")
> [@WilyQuixote](#): > > Anyone else getting a solicitation for wank bank material vibe from this OP? > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=838684](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=838684) Not so much from him, but definitely from good ol’ **Contemplation** who wants all the details of [sweat dripping down your hair](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=839307). ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2017, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4006 "2017-10-18T19:28:36Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > It’ll be interesting to see what happens next if we get just a thread closure on the basis of “this is now beyond pointless.” with no banning. > > Do we get treated to the same monotone treatment of other CT(s)? Which one(s)? Does he become like **Okrahoma** , just spewing the Russian disinformation _du jour_? Does he disappear in a huff? > > Enquiring minds are morbidly curious. But not much. > [@cochrane](#): > > If that’s too soon, he can leave in a minute and a huff. 😃 Moot point. It isn’t too soon. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4007 "2017-10-19T00:25:23Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Not so much from him, but definitely from good ol’ **Contemplation** who wants all the details of [sweat dripping down your hair](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=839307). He must spend a lot of time contemplating his bodily fluids. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4008 "2017-10-19T01:04:28Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > He must spend a lot of time contemplating his bodily fluids. I’m sure he feels they’re precious. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4009 "2017-10-19T01:26:09Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > I’m sure he feels they’re precious. He doesn’t avoid women. But he does deny them his essence. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4010 "2017-10-19T03:14:05Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > He doesn’t avoid women. But he does deny them his essence. _He doesn’t avoid women. But they do avoid him._ ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4011 "2017-10-19T03:59:30Z")
Oh yes. Even online. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4012 "2017-10-19T05:55:30Z")
That makes it so much easier to maintain his purity of essence. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4013 "2017-10-19T10:32:10Z")
I see that our local member of the church of the singularity [has started an evangelization thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=839342). ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4014 "2017-10-19T15:23:13Z")
I thought that’s who you meant, but wondered for a second if you were going to pick [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20549071&posted=1#post20549071). ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4015 "2017-10-19T15:35:35Z")
> [@steatopygia](#): > > I thought [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=839202) by **Okrahoma** was going to be a confession. Again with the tossing of a bunch of crap to see what sticks. Typical. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4016 "2017-10-19T15:36:14Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I thought that’s who you meant, but wondered for a second if you were going to pick [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20549071&posted=1#post20549071). No, but I’ll third you on thinking that “oniric” was was going to be related to Onaning. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4017 "2017-10-19T16:49:09Z")
Oddly, no one seems to take [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=839373) seriously. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4018 "2017-10-19T18:00:30Z")
> [@steatopygia](#): > > I thought [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=839202) by **Okrahoma** was going to be a confession. The only confession I want to hear from that troll is that he lives under a bridge in St.Petersburg, Russia. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4019 "2017-10-19T19:18:36Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Oddly, no one seems to take [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=839373) seriously. I loved how **Thudlow Boink** (hurh) placed the first Fleetwood Mac line nice and pretty on the tee, so as to be whacked high and far (heh) by **Darren Garrison**. Well played (hunh!) gentlemen. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4020 "2017-10-19T20:20:36Z")
C’mon now. I agree [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=839393) doesn’t seem particularly mean-spirited, but it can’t possibly be serious either. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4021 "2017-10-19T20:35:29Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > C’mon now. I agree [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=839393) doesn’t seem particularly mean-spirited, but it can’t possibly be serious either. I’m not seeing what is so hard to believe. She’s saying that since her feet don’t reach the end of the tub, she’s unable to relax her body because if she did, her body would slip downward submerging her head under water. The whole “I’m drowning” thing was obvious hyperbole. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2017, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4022 "2017-10-19T20:46:57Z")
And in their many years on this earth they haven’t solved this problem by themselves? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4023 "2017-10-20T12:38:07Z")
Should we give some love to [SamuelA](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20550594) here? Pollyannishly optimistic technocrats always will bring forth my warm fuzzies. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=200) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=202)