# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 203
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4044 "2017-10-22T21:04:51Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > AMF **Okrahoma**. Glad to see the back of that pest. Wello done TPTB. nee **Terr** , fwiw. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4045 "2017-10-22T21:28:57Z")
Carrotopia? Tomatoronto? Potatopeka? Onionebraska? Cukenosha? Cabbageorgia? Radishwash? Spinacho? Garlicorice? Peasign? [no, not him…] Lettucephalopod? Broc-E-coli? [OK stopping now] ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4046 "2017-10-22T21:38:38Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > [Okrahoma banned for socking.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=839650) :D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4047 "2017-10-22T21:41:47Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Carrotopia? > > Tomatoronto? > > Potatopeka? > > Onionebraska? > > Cukenosha? > > Cabbageorgia? > > Radishwash? > > Spinacho? > > Garlicorice? > > Peasign? [no, not him…] > > Lettucephalopod? > > Broc-E-coli? > [OK stopping now] \*throws rotten tomatoes and cabbages at **John DiFool**. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4048 "2017-10-22T21:54:07Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > **500!?** :eek: > > I assume **John** meant serial socker. :smack: Yes. Sock, not troll. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4049 "2017-10-22T22:39:00Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > nee **Terr** , fwiw. Interestingly, **Okie** joined the same day **Terr** was banned. Hid in plain sight for 2 years! Any new, rabidly pro-conservative posters joined today? ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4050 "2017-10-22T22:39:13Z")
If **Okrahoma** was in fact **Terr** that sorta tears down the theory that he was a paid Russian _agent provocatuer_. Though he certainly could have simply been reading [RT.com](http://RT.com) and posting however that inspired him out of shear cussedness. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4051 "2017-10-22T22:52:15Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Interestingly, **Okie** joined the same day **Terr** was banned. Hid in plain sight for 2 years! Any new, rabidly pro-conservative posters joined today? Interestingly, he joined but didn’t post for 13 months. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4052 "2017-10-22T23:08:31Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > If **Okrahoma** was in fact **Terr** that sorta tears down the theory that he was a paid Russian _agent provocatuer_. Per what he has posted on the board, **Terr** is an Israeli living in the US who grew up in Soviet Russia in the 1960s and 1970s. But if anyone was paying for his posts, they sure got crap for their money. ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2017, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4053 "2017-10-22T23:42:43Z")
> [@samclem](#): > > Interestingly, he joined but didn’t post for 13 months. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from Law & Order, that means they were in prison all that time. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4054 "2017-10-23T00:14:53Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > [Okrahoma banned for socking.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=839650) _enthusiastic applause, followed by a lengthy raspberry_ ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4055 "2017-10-23T01:20:44Z")
Now it’s just a matter of time until the long tentacles of the law catch up with octopus. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4056 "2017-10-23T13:17:43Z")
> [@samclem](#): > > Interestingly, he joined but didn’t post for 13 months. So what you’re saying is, you guys still let him stay around for about year since he exhibited such an amazing feat of self-control? 😉 Just kidding, btw. I have no idea how difficult or easy it is to identify a sock. I think I participated in one effort, many years ago, but other than that… nothing. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4057 "2017-10-23T15:28:14Z")
> [@Crazyhorse](#): > > Now it’s just a matter of time until the long tentacles of the law catch up with octopus. On what basis, you delusional fool? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4058 "2017-10-23T21:47:48Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > So what you’re saying is, you guys still let him stay around for about year since he exhibited such an amazing feat of self-control? 😉 > > Just kidding, btw. I have no idea how difficult or easy it is to identify a sock. I think I participated in one effort, many years ago, but other than that… nothing. I recall one guy ( **Don’t Fight the Hypothetical** ) who got caught asking, in a Pit thread, why his socks had been banned. Yes, plural. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4059 "2017-10-23T22:08:26Z")
Not at all a troll, but I just wanted to say that, given the level of evidentiary challenges offered by him, if I wanted to commit a crime spree, I would get **Frothingay Pipps** elected DA and then go to town, crimin’ it up, knowing he would be all “What? What crime spree? Where’s the evidence?” “Here, sir.” “That’s not evidence. That’s just an email saying ‘let’s rob the bank’.” “Well, it was sent two hours before the bank was robbed.” “So? Probably a joker.” “The man whose email account it is, was seen robbing the bank. The other person robbing the bank? The recipient of the email.” “Yeah? Was he seen writing the email? The other guy… any evidence he read it?” “Uhhh… no on the first. Email was marked as ‘read’ when we searched his computer.” “Obviously a coincidence. I see no evidence of pre-meditation here. How do we even know the bank was robbed?” [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=822218](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=822218) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4060 "2017-10-23T22:30:56Z")
I think we first need to define the term “bank”. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4061 "2017-10-23T23:07:57Z")
They keep money on the riverside? ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4062 "2017-10-23T23:47:08Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Not at all a troll, but I just wanted to say that, given the level of evidentiary challenges offered by him, if I wanted to commit a crime spree, I would get **Frothingay Pipps** elected DA and then go to town, crimin’ it up, knowing he would be all > > … FTR, the guy’s name is [**Fotheringay-Phipps**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php). Although maybe you were butchering it on purpose to make some point. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4063 "2017-10-23T23:50:17Z")
Which, when translated, means: Beat me up and take my lunch money. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=202) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=204)