# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/401 "2016-09-16T02:47:12Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > This is awesome! Thanks! Did you guys jerk each other off after these posts? I know _I_ do. ETA: regards to Squeeky ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/402 "2016-09-16T02:50:50Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > This is awesome! Thanks! Did you guys jerk each other off after these posts? Why don’t you crawl back under your rock? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/403 "2016-09-16T03:15:05Z")
Awww. How cute. It’s a wittle baby troll. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/404 "2016-09-16T04:29:42Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > This is awesome! Thanks! Did you guys jerk each other off after these posts? I’m a Conservative. I do my own jerking, thank you very much. Self-reliance and all that. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/405 "2016-09-16T06:43:10Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > This is awesome! Thanks! Did you guys jerk each other off after these posts? > [@kayaker](#): > > I know _I_ do. > > ETA: regards to Squeeky Heh. ISWYDT. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/406 "2016-09-16T14:06:41Z")
So, who’s sock is ‘new’ poster **WardB** , I wonder? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19632213&postcount=1371](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19632213&postcount=1371) ---
**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/407 "2016-09-16T14:18:11Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > I’m a Conservative. I do my own jerking, thank you very much. > > Self-reliance and all that. Pulling your own bootstrap? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/408 "2016-09-16T14:46:03Z")
Join date 2013, but I never noticed [this guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=804786) until a week or so ago. Has he always been like that? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/409 "2016-09-16T15:13:43Z")
I think he was nominated earlier in this thread. He has apparently swallowed a thesaurus and is burping back words. [thread=801487]Here’s an earlier **iLemming** opus[/thread]. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/410 "2016-09-16T20:06:58Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I think he was nominated earlier in this thread. He has apparently swallowed a thesaurus and is burping back words. > > [thread=801487]Here’s an earlier **iLemming** opus[/thread]. I am dying of curiousity. Both of his recent… opera magna… had to be moved into the Pit. And rightly so, because they couldn’t really be properly responded to otherwise. 😉 But where did they start? And how is it that any of those screeds are anything besides insta-ban unsolicited advertising? (Well, not the “Bastardization of the English Language” screed; that’s just laughable, but not overtly spammy. And yes. I went there. I spelled the “-ize” correctly.) 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/411 "2016-09-19T01:58:22Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Why don’t you crawl back under your rock? Why don’t you shut your face? ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/412 "2016-09-19T05:22:46Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > Why don’t you shut your face? Children, children, this is a thread **about** trolls, not **for** trolls. Stop this or you’re grounded! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/413 "2016-09-19T06:26:16Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > Why don’t you shut your face? no, U! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/414 "2016-09-19T06:30:24Z")
> [@gnoitall](#): > > I am dying of curiousity. Both of his recent… opera magna… had to be moved into the Pit. And rightly so, because they couldn’t really be properly responded to otherwise. 😉 But where did they start? > > And how is it that any of those screeds are anything besides insta-ban unsolicited advertising? (Well, not the “Bastardization of the English Language” screed; that’s just laughable, but not overtly spammy. And yes. I went there. I spelled the “-ize” correctly.) 😛 Both were moved by **Jonathan Chance** , so they started out in Great Debates. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/415 "2016-09-19T07:33:50Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > no, U! 😛 That’s it! Go to your room! No supper! And no electronic devices! ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2016, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/416 "2016-09-21T04:02:26Z")
**iLemming** just struck again. His topic is Trump. **JC** moved it to the Pit, again. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2016, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/417 "2016-09-21T09:57:53Z")
[This “self abuser”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=804954) isn’t even trying hard, but he sure is well fed!! > [@](#): > > consumed 20 beers in the last 12 hours… > i still seem to be able to do my job fairly well when I’m there. I do call in drunk frequently (once a week)… ---
**Author:** ![TheStake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecae2f/32.png) [@TheStake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheStake)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2016, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/418 "2016-09-21T14:52:02Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > [This “self abuser”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=804954) isn’t even trying hard, but he sure is well fed!! I read that and almost took it seriously. I feel like he got drunk and wrote up a troll piece for the attention. I didn’t bother with a comment. If I am wrong, I hope he gets better. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/419 "2016-09-22T05:06:05Z")
> [@TheStake](#): > > I read that and almost took it seriously. I feel like he got drunk and wrote up a troll piece for the attention. I didn’t bother with a comment. If I am wrong, I hope he gets better. He’s hooked you already. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/420 "2016-09-22T19:30:58Z")
Did we ever come to a consensus on **ZPG Zealot**? There are at least 2 active pit threads on her right now ( **iiandyiiii** and **grr!** iirc). People focus on the “handshakes = rape” but other highlights include “infanticide is preferable to adoption” and “murder is preferable to child support”. I understand that there are cultures where non-related men and women do not touch. It’s the tone, and the the rest of the whacky “beliefs” that throw it way into troll territory for me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=22)