# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/421 "2016-09-22T19:48:36Z")
Wildly insane person with crackpot beliefs no rational person is required to respect? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/422 "2016-09-22T20:27:14Z")
Respect or believe. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2016, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/423 "2016-09-24T02:23:38Z")
A new, [fully charged Trump enthusiast](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19649325&postcount=7142) has just joined! So charged up in fact, that he’s going around “converting” the parents in his daughter’s school to Trumpism. Claims that Trump has never said anything racist. Also claims that Trump is not a “masogynist”. Now in this I might have to concur. If it has anything to do with the sleazy side of the massage business, it’s plausible that Trump has never been one. What I’m wondering is how many parents, accosted in belligerently true-believer fashion at his daughter’s school by our new friend in order to convert them to Trumpism, will switch their kids rather quickly to a different school in a better neighborhood. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2016, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/424 "2016-09-24T02:31:14Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > no, U! 😛 Nice 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2016, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/425 "2016-09-24T02:34:05Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > Nice 🙂 It took you 5 days to come up with that? You’re even dumber than I thought. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2016, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/426 "2016-09-24T03:05:38Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > It took you 5 days to come up with that? You’re even dumber than I thought. This is funny. Did it maybe occur to you that a lot of people don’t hang on every word that is mentioned about them on an online message board? I saw that post today, and thought it was funny. Maybe you should get out more so you are not dependent on an online message board to provide your entertainment? ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/427 "2016-09-27T18:34:41Z")
[Alison27](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php), who apparently gave herself a large third-degree burn but [doesn’t know if she needs medical attention](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=805677). :rolleyes: IMHO, this is a tricky one. If this is trollage, it’s pretty neatly done. This level of naiveté really can happen IRL, I suppose. But the resulting medical advice [del]fiasco[/del] thread lured **YogSothoth** to unmask, and then vigorously defend, his inner MD. For which he’s receiving a [proper rogering.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=805741)\* So if it’s trolling, I don’t want to be right. 😃 \*In the YogSothoth Memorial Barbecue thread, I see that there are [other suspicions of trollage](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19657594&postcount=50). **Vinyl Turnip** has a good nose for it. I take that as a good sign. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/428 "2016-09-27T18:47:12Z")
A good troll would have had a few reasons why they couldn’t go to the doctor right away, or managed to work in some details about the pus-oozing wound. This one had the door open to keep the ruse going but didn’t. Or maybe she’s just a boring troll. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/429 "2016-09-27T18:51:35Z")
Your first troll is a learning experience. You just don’t know what works without some trial and error. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/430 "2016-09-28T01:47:02Z")
Not just [this multi-page thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=805581), but [this one, too, in ATMB](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=805666) all because some troll made 2 whole posts on this MB. :smack: In the original thread, I hope **Damuri Ajashi** is pulling everyone’s leg, but I’m not so sure: > [@DA](#): > > Demon is probably just a generic term being used for spiritual being. > > Djinn are mentioned in he Quran and there they are portrayed as being as bound to this world ad reality as humans. They have free will unlike the angels and one of the most powerful among them is referred to as Satan. And while they may get assigned to particular people, they don’t follow those people through reincarnation. Indeed Islam (and all the Abhrahamic religions) reject the theory of reincarnation. > > Ghosts and faerie are both unlikely to have the ability to track a soul through several lives. I could be wrong but ghosts and faerie seem unlikely to be powerful enough to track people through reincarnation AND be interested in show so much interest in some random person. > > Kami are familiar with the karmic cycle of reincarnation so they might have the ability and the inclination to track a soul through several reincarnations. This would be especially true if the Kami was a family Kami and the reincarnation was occurring within a single clan that the Kami was associated with. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/431 "2016-09-29T13:53:20Z")
[iLemming has come up with a delicious word salad on North Korea.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19662733&postcount=64) ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/432 "2016-10-06T17:45:05Z")
Oh, look, [**DerekMichaels00** strikes again](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=806538). This time he comes up with the idea of using Columbus Day as a vehicle for expounding on the following themes: [ol] [li]Yay for the noble white man! Because he discovered America for the first time when there was absolutely no one else living here (really, no one – see point #4).[/li][li]Yay America![/li][li]Progressives are stupid (requires mandatory mention in every thread started by **DerekMichaels00** ) and[/li][li]Native Americans are worthless and don’t count for anything.[/li][/ol] What a completely predictable fuckwitted troglodyte. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/433 "2016-10-07T00:20:15Z")
He just [pasted a “kick me” sign on his own back.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=806584) ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/434 "2016-10-07T21:15:26Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > He just [pasted a “kick me” sign on his own back.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=806584) Well, those Boots weren’t made for walkin’. (…and if they were made for dancing, [You just Be on Top!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXhUEHr1Ou4&feature=youtu.be&t=170)) ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/435 "2016-10-07T22:20:39Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > He just [pasted a “kick me” sign on his own back.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=806584) Be careful what you say to him least he discovers what a giant douche bag you are **John**. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/436 "2016-10-07T22:34:00Z")
Does anyone else think **cg16** is a troll? Or is he just another self-centered asshole? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/437 "2016-10-07T23:24:32Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > Does anyone else think **cg16** is a troll? Or is he just another self-centered asshole? Why can’t he be both? My suspicion is he’s **SMG15** , who was banned here some time ago. He had another sock name, too. I think it was **tarrell** ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/438 "2016-10-07T23:42:22Z")
**cg16** is incredibly irritating and dumber than a bag of rocks. Of course this does not preclude troll. In fact, I conclude troll. No one can possibly fail to be aware of the existence of permanent shopping bags. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/439 "2016-10-08T03:07:59Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > **cg16** is incredibly irritating and dumber than a **bag of rocks.** Of course this does not preclude troll. In fact, I conclude troll. No one can possibly fail to be aware of the existence of permanent shopping bags. A little-ass bag of rocks or a reusable shopping bag of rocks? I say the latter. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/440 "2016-10-08T16:33:42Z")
I just need to get this out of my system. [QUOTE=UberArchetype] Hmmmm, let’s see now… Womanizer or Felon? I’ll take the womanizer, thank you very much. And don’t ask what the female choice was ever convicted of. People observing reality from an objective standpoint understand what she did. It was just whitewashed by a liberal attorney general and boot-licking FBI director under pressure from the head of the establishment. It’s just really sad this is the best our political system can come up with. Makes me ashamed to be a cirizen of this country. [/QUOTE] [From this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19684864#post19684864) You’re a fucking idiot! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=23)