# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 221
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4404 "2017-11-11T20:31:59Z")
> [@Hector\_St\_Clare](#): > > My ethnic group scores fairly low on intelligence / achievement tests, actually. We couldn’t care less about your ethnic group. Your posts here give us plenty of information with which to judge you and your intelligence. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4405 "2017-11-11T20:45:26Z")
> [@Hector\_St\_Clare](#): > > LOL! > > My ethnic group scores fairly low on intelligence / achievement tests, actually. I’m taking a class on minority groups next quarter and I’m interested in seeing your scholarly sources confirming these results, even if your ethnic group isn’t considered a minority. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4406 "2017-11-11T20:47:40Z")
Ha, ha. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4407 "2017-11-11T21:27:31Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > **Hector\_St\_Clare** has been arguing for a while that kiddie-diddling Roy Moore is a-ok and most girls lie about rape anyway, and now he reveals how it all fits his world view. I certainly hope he’s trolling, because it’s depressing to realize there are people like that still around. It’s interesting to see our resident anti-abortion crusader now venture into an exploration of why he should be dating young girls half his age. It seems that all this stuff we’ve been hearing about equality in relationships is just bunk. We learn that the role of the male in a relationship is to be Lord and Master, and if the female is extremely young, this is not a problem but a bonus, because the Lord and Master can be both husband and father-figure at the same time. This is perfectly logical once you buy in to the idea that there’s not much difference between a wife and a child, inasmuch as both are deemed to be helpless dependents who need parenting and discipline. It may be depressing that someone actually believes this, but it’s quite a common viewpoint among far-right troglodytes and wife-beating yokels, revealing about the same level of societal refinement as that of a herd of mountain goats. ---
**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4408 "2017-11-11T21:33:09Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > It’s a perfectly normal position. I mean, Louis asked the women if it was okay to masturbate in front of them and they said no and that was the end of it. It’s just something regular ordinary grown-ups do all the time and is in no way gross or creepy or disgusting or fundamentally wrong on every level. Most men are straight and find gay male sex disgusting, gross and creepy. Is it evil for a gay man to ask another man if he wants to have sex, in your book? ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4409 "2017-11-11T21:34:42Z")
Karol Lewis says masturbation in front of unsuspecting strangers is totally OK because those obviously willing participants NEVER SAID it wasn’t a date. Also the fact that everyone involved unanimously agreed he was in the wrong doesn’t matter because some cultures BBQ cat. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20596016](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20596016) His user name is probably a reference to Carroll, Lewis. Damn it. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4410 "2017-11-11T21:43:23Z")
> [@thirdname](#): > > Most men are straight and find gay male sex disgusting, gross and creepy. Is it evil for a gay man to ask another man if he wants to have sex, in your book? Hey, this is the same bullshit you posted in the non-BBQ Pit thread. Of course, asking wasn’t all that Louis CK did, now was it? Dumbfuck. He went a step further, didn’t he? Dumbfuck. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4411 "2017-11-11T22:18:45Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Karol Lewis says masturbation in front of unsuspecting strangers is totally OK because those obviously willing participants NEVER SAID it wasn’t a date. Also the fact that everyone involved unanimously agreed he was in the wrong doesn’t matter because some cultures BBQ cat. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20596016](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20596016) > > His user name is probably a reference to Carroll, Lewis. Damn it. Busy day today. Yet another case of guess the banned troll. In fact, now that I look at it, **thirdname** could be, d’oh, someone’s third name at the board. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4412 "2017-11-11T22:22:16Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Hey, this is the same bullshit you posted in the non-BBQ Pit thread. Of course, asking wasn’t all that Louis CK did, now was it? Dumbfuck. He went a step further, didn’t he? Dumbfuck. The gentle cadence of “dumbfuck” in this response gives me warm fuzzies. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4413 "2017-11-11T22:23:16Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Busy day today. Yet another case of guess the banned troll. In fact, now that I look at it, **thirdname** could be, d’oh, someone’s third name at the board. Turns out Karol is a she. Because nothing undermines women’s credibility better than other women. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4414 "2017-11-11T22:36:09Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > Turns out Karol is a she. Because nothing undermines women’s credibility better than other women. Maybe she is, maybe not. I’ve got my skeptical hat on today. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4415 "2017-11-11T22:39:01Z")
Whatever it is, it apparently has nothing better to do than defend admitted perverts. ---
**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4416 "2017-11-11T23:19:22Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Busy day today. Yet another case of guess the banned troll. In fact, now that I look at it, **thirdname** could be, d’oh, someone’s third name at the board. No, I have never had any other accounts. When I chose that name I had been watching the Babylon 5 TV movie “Thirdspace”. ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4417 "2017-11-11T23:25:00Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > The gentle cadence of “dumbfuck” in this response gives me warm fuzzies. You really are an excellent writer. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4418 "2017-11-11T23:39:10Z")
> [@steatopygia](#): > > You really are an excellent writer. I fucking hope so. I’m trying to finish a novel and these apologists keep distracting me. (Thank you, of course.) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4419 "2017-11-12T02:49:40Z")
This guy has quite the [user name](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20596427&postcount=45). The post revives a zombie and is a tad provocative. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4420 "2017-11-12T03:12:31Z")
… and he’s gone. Like a shooting star. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4421 "2017-11-12T03:13:37Z")
[As if anyone cares](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=841464). Go, stay, do whatever your want. But, please, don’t be such a fucking drama queen. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4422 "2017-11-12T03:43:01Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > [As if anyone cares](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=841464). Go, stay, do whatever your want. But, please, don’t be such a fucking drama queen. Yeah, I’m not apologizing for being mean to Trump. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4423 "2017-11-12T04:45:20Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > This guy has quite the [user name](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20596427&postcount=45). The post revives a zombie and is a tad provocative. What was the name? He’s been cornfielded. > [@John\_Mace](#): > > [As if anyone cares](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=841464). Go, stay, do whatever your want. But, please, don’t be such a fucking drama queen. Yeah, **Lord Feldon** posted it [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20595121&postcount=4372). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=220) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=222)