# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 225
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4484 "2017-11-13T16:36:37Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Does Charmin make bibs? Exsqueeze me? ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4485 "2017-11-13T17:26:13Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Say what you will about **HurricaneDitka** (and I’ve said what I will in this thread), there is no excuse for the nasty behavior that went on in [this MPSISMS thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=841407). And folks wonder why conservatives often feel persecuted on this MB. Good moderating in that thread, btw. Posting a weak ass yet provocative thread like that in MPSIMS where it can’t be called out in a vulgar way is shit. In a country that allows fucking nazis to gather and march down the street, I don’t need any right wingers worrying about the well being of free speech. I was thisclose to being warned in that thread, and I understand why, and haven’t participated since. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4486 "2017-11-13T17:29:56Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Exsqueeze me? Baking powder! ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4487 "2017-11-13T17:40:23Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Exsqueeze me? I always thought these were weird ads. Who cares if someone squeezes the toilet paper at the grocery store? Maybe there’s an SD column here: the history of soft toilet paper. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4488 "2017-11-13T17:46:58Z")
It is much more better than ‘John Wayne’ paper. I seem to remember something in the Dope books about toilets and everything that pertains…? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4489 "2017-11-13T18:35:54Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Exsqueeze me? A sphincter says what? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4490 "2017-11-13T18:39:42Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Who cares if someone squeezes the toilet paper at the grocery store? Ancient Chinese secret. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4491 "2017-11-13T18:48:33Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > …In a country that allows fucking nazis to gather and march down the street, I don’t need any right wingers worrying about the well being of free speech… Well, you sure need somebody to reming you about free speech. Perhaps one of our resident lefties can remind this guy [why we allow Nazis to march in the streets in the US.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Socialist_Party_of_America_v._Village_of_Skokie) ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4492 "2017-11-13T18:56:03Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Well, you sure need somebody to reming you about free speech. Perhaps one of our resident lefties can remind this guy [why we allow Nazis to march in the streets in the US.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Socialist_Party_of_America_v._Village_of_Skokie) Nazis. [I hate these guys](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sp3dIyNA2A). ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4493 "2017-11-13T19:33:12Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Well, you sure need somebody to reming you about free speech. Perhaps one of our resident lefties can remind this guy [why we allow Nazis to march in the streets in the US.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Socialist_Party_of_America_v._Village_of_Skokie) I think his point is that the Nazis marching is evidence we do, in fact, have free speech. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4494 "2017-11-13T19:40:38Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I think his point is that the Nazis marching is evidence we do, in fact, have free speech. If he did, then he needs to be reminded that it’s one right that needs to be carefully guarded, as it is perhaps the one most easily eroded. It’s one of the easiest things in the world to only care about speech that you agree with, and not so much about speech you don’t. And there is an alarming rise among young folks today to want to be able to censor speech that is “uncomfortable” or whatever the fashionable phrase is these days, so when we see that effort being quashed, that’s a good thing. But aside from that, the statement that “he didn’t need…” someone to post what they did also reminds us that we are fortunate this board’s moderation isn’t determine by what he needs or does not need to see. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4495 "2017-11-13T20:42:06Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > If he did, then he needs to be reminded that it’s one right that needs to be carefully guarded, as it is perhaps the one most easily eroded. It’s one of the easiest things in the world to only care about speech that you agree with, and not so much about speech you don’t. And there is an alarming rise among young folks today to want to be able to censor speech that is “uncomfortable” or whatever the fashionable phrase is these days, so when we see that effort being quashed, that’s a good thing. > > But aside from that, the statement that “he didn’t need…” someone to post what they did also reminds us that we are fortunate this board’s moderation isn’t determine by what he needs or does not need to see. I was one of those “Never NAZI” guys, but thanks to you, I’m coming around. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4496 "2017-11-13T20:57:28Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I think his point is that the Nazis marching is evidence we do, in fact, have free speech. Right on. I thought it was obvious. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4497 "2017-11-13T23:03:34Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Posting a weak ass yet provocative thread like that in MPSIMS where it can’t be called out in a vulgar way is shit. In a country that allows fucking nazis to gather and march down the street, I don’t need any right wingers worrying about the well being of free speech. I was thisclose to being warned in that thread, and I understand why, and haven’t participated since. The only thing that is “shit” is a mindset that can’t respond to an issue without being nasty. Of course you don’t and can’t understand why a robust defense of fundamental rights is important so I won’t waste my time. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4498 "2017-11-13T23:05:18Z")
New guy is “concerned” about [aggressive panhandling. Opens that GD thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=841720) and then [bumps this one in MPSIMS](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20599953#post20599953). Then we find out it’s the fault of: > [@](#): > > Faux bleeding heart liberals are the ones who say they feel compassion for “the downtrodden” but at the same time definitely don’t want them living in their neighborhood and/or around their kids, etc. I bet that if all the people who claimed to be liberal re: the homeless found out that there were plans to build a homeless shelter in their residential neighborhood, they would fight the building of this tooth and nail. And if they say they wouldn’t, they’re lying. Yes - I would definitely be against this too, but at least I’m honest about my feelings here. At least he’s being “honest”! ETA: And[bumped this GQ thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20599910&postcount=45) ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4499 "2017-11-14T05:13:15Z")
The aptly named **Roy Batty** did another [zombie bump](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20600541&postcount=109). ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4500 "2017-11-14T05:52:13Z")
In the panhandling thread, we find [this gem](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20600096&postcount=7) > [@](#): > > I get what you’re saying. Sometimes I give,sometimes I tell them that I just can’t give money that I (prostituted) all day for. But when an average day at work may entail getting spit on,choked and sodomized, sometimes I just can’t be bothered with anything and I feel bad about it. The quoted poster is also a new user. Sock? ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4501 "2017-11-14T06:14:03Z")
Oh yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4502 "2017-11-14T06:39:38Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > In the panhandling thread, we find [this gem](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20600096&postcount=7) > > The quoted poster is also a new user. Sock? Roy “Batty” Moore? Makes sense. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4503 "2017-11-14T06:52:21Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > The aptly named **Roy Batty** did another [zombie bump](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20600541&postcount=109). Maybe he’s worried that those threads will be lost. You know, like tears. In the rain. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=224) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=226)