# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 227
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4524 "2017-11-14T22:57:44Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20601801&postcount=325](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20601801&postcount=325) I smell a trolling sock. Wasn’t there a troll that insisted on putting quotes at the bottom banned not that long ago? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4525 "2017-11-14T23:43:06Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > I was more picturing a therapy session between Shagnasty and Sr. Weasel. Cranial percussion therapy, or pedal-gluteal? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4526 "2017-11-15T01:38:51Z")
[Deflect! Deflect! Deflect!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=841816) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4527 "2017-11-15T01:39:20Z")
Lobotomy ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4528 "2017-11-15T02:11:20Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [Deflect! Deflect! Deflect!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=841816) That dude’s favorite choice of forum for safely placing things that could elicit scary responses. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4529 "2017-11-15T02:13:32Z")
I feel like any **HD** thread is going to be a trainwreck at this point, just because of how people respond to **HD.** ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4530 "2017-11-15T07:43:03Z")
[As far as politics are concerned: you are not a voice of reason in a vast wilderness. You are scum that has collected at the bottom of a very large barrel which has lodged in a bridge abutment. You. Are. A. Troll.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20602475&postcount=3229) ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4531 "2017-11-15T08:10:44Z")
Useful at times, though. Whenever **Clothahump** comes barreling into a Pit thread to jeer at the libtards, it’s a sign to check the news for some particularly egregious Trump/Pub misbehavior that he’s trying to deflect attention from. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4532 "2017-11-15T14:44:31Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > The aptly named **Roy Batty** did another [zombie bump](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20600541&postcount=109). Unless I missed it, I’m really surprised the mods have not admonished him for bumping so many Zombie threads on the same subject across multiple forums. How is that different from spamming the board with multiple OPs? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4533 "2017-11-15T14:54:17Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > Useful at times, though. Whenever **Clothahump** comes barreling into a Pit thread to jeer at the libtards, it’s a sign to check the news for some **particularly egregious Trump/Pub misbehavior** that he’s trying to deflect attention from. Isn’t that pretty much daily? ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4534 "2017-11-15T20:21:18Z")
[Got a “new” one here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20603708#post20603708). ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4535 "2017-11-15T20:32:11Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > [Got a “new” one here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20603708#post20603708). You forced me to post in that thread!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4536 "2017-11-15T20:39:04Z")
Same guy’s also stinking up the place in [Great Debates](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20603510&postcount=178). ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4537 "2017-11-15T21:11:55Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > Same guy’s also stinking up the place in [Great Debates](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20603510&postcount=178). Give that, I don’t see him lasting very long here. Is he pinging anyone’s sockdar? My sockdar sucks. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4538 "2017-11-15T21:38:43Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Give that, I don’t see him lasting very long here. Is he pinging anyone’s sockdar? My sockdar sucks. He’s not registering on my sockdar, Because that thread got cornfielded… so I dunno who “he” is. Mebbe also cornfielded? ETA: The other thread mentioned by **Snowboarder Bo** is also hanging out with He Who Walks Behind the Rows. A clean sweep like that is pretty good evidence the poster is Corn-ville. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4539 "2017-11-15T21:43:09Z")
Yeah, sock. No trace remains!! Meanwhile [Barack Obama](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=841888) tries to troll folks in GQ, gets smacked down in a few minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4540 "2017-11-15T22:39:36Z")
The answer to the question he posed is “yes, you will go to jail.” You know I haven’t see that poster in a while. I haven’t missed him. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4541 "2017-11-15T22:45:28Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > [Got a “new” one here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20603708#post20603708). > [@Kimstu](#): > > Same guy’s also stinking up the place in [Great Debates](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20603510&postcount=178). > [@John\_Mace](#): > > Give that, I don’t see him lasting very long here. Is he pinging anyone’s sockdar? My sockdar sucks. I pegged him for a sock from the first moment; there were several clues. Flagged him for the mods twice, once mentioning what and whom I suspected. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4542 "2017-11-15T22:56:43Z")
And we were having so much pun in that thread, too! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4543 "2017-11-15T23:07:30Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > And we were having so much pun in that thread, too! Lot of believers in the ocolt. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=226) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=228)