# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/441 "2016-10-08T17:17:43Z")
The right wing trolls all sound the same. It’s hard to distinguish between them! ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/442 "2016-10-09T17:01:59Z")
Dear Dopers - please stop answering **cg16**. He does not really want to know why his friend did not want to [thread=806848]eat dinner alone[/thread]. If you keep feeding him, he will stay. At least it’s better than his thread on why the nice lady from Craigslist wouldn’t go back his place for dinner and a movie _wink, wink_. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/443 "2016-10-09T17:43:36Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > I just need to get this out of my system. > > [From this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19684864#post19684864) > > You’re a fucking idiot! I’m ashamed he’s a citizen of this country too. That’s one thing we can agree on. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/444 "2016-10-09T17:50:35Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Dear Dopers - please stop answering **cg16**. He does not really want to know why his friend did not want to [thread=806848]eat dinner alone[/thread]. If you keep feeding him, he will stay. > > At least it’s better than his thread on why the nice lady from Craigslist wouldn’t go back his place for dinner and a movie _wink, wink_. Ditto for **Machinaforce**. He’s not asking questions to learn. He just want to set you up so he can disagree with you. I know he’s been brought up here before, but he’s at it again in [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=806780) ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2016, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/445 "2016-10-10T15:44:50Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Dear Dopers - please stop answering **cg16**. He does not really want to know why his friend did not want to [thread=806848]eat dinner alone[/thread]. If you keep feeding him, he will stay. > > At least it’s better than his thread on why the nice lady from Craigslist wouldn’t go back his place for dinner and a movie _wink, wink_. There are times I would really love to know what goes on in cg16’s tiny pin head. And then I realize that actually, no, I wouldn’t want to know. The knowledge would probably drive me mad. ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2016, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/446 "2016-10-10T16:53:27Z")
I just got this image of him sitting alone at night in his study trying to decide what to do with his life when a troll doll comes flying through the open window … “A troll! That’s it! It is an omen! I shall become a troll!” _dog turd comes flying through same window_ " … but a really bad one!" ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2016, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/447 "2016-10-10T19:22:43Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Ditto for **Machinaforce**. He’s not asking questions to learn. He just want to set you up so he can disagree with you. I know he’s been brought up here before, but he’s at it again in [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=806780) That’s nothing. Now he wants to know [if dreams are better than reality](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=806959), but the best part is that the disagreement is now preemptive: responders are warned against trying to sidetrack the discussion with any kind of nonsense like what “reality” is. Essentially the epic theme here is “I wish to post some senseless gibbering for no particular reason” which is more or less his SOP. > [@gnoitall](#): > > There are times I would really love to know what goes on in cg16’s tiny pin head. Trolling. Curiosity prompted me to glance at a few of his amazing OPs. No one genuinely that stupid could plausibly be capable of walking upright, let alone use a computer. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2016, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/448 "2016-10-10T21:41:10Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > That’s nothing. Now he wants to know [if dreams are better than reality](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=806959), but the best part is that the disagreement is now preemptive: responders are warned against trying to sidetrack the discussion with any kind of nonsense like what “reality” is. Essentially the epic theme here is “I wish to post some senseless gibbering for no particular reason” which is more or less his SOP. > > … I couldn’t help myself. I was too bored not to respond to that guy again. I do hate myself for it though. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2016, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/449 "2016-10-10T23:11:01Z")
Is there some sort of line that we cross with the mods if we’re obviously fucking with trolls? Do we have to respond to them seriously other than in the Pit? Next topic: It would be fun to set up a cage match of **iLemming** and **Machinaforce**. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2016, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/450 "2016-10-10T23:14:44Z")
Now I’m in that thread, too, but not in response to the OP. I wanted to respond to the comment about VR. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/451 "2016-10-24T13:36:19Z")
This [newbie](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=808405) is certainly getting well fed. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/452 "2016-10-26T01:26:42Z")
Damnit. Cornfield. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/453 "2016-10-27T19:30:11Z")
[This newbie](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=808679) reminds me of the Judge Judy-ism, ‘Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!’ Trolls sure do like to ping medical people’s radar. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/454 "2016-10-27T23:58:37Z")
> [@Nawth\_Chucka](#): > > [This newbie](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=808679) reminds me of the Judge Judy-ism, ‘Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!’ > > Trolls sure do like to ping medical people’s radar. I’d like to tell him, “Don’t worry about it. At your age, you’ve peed enough, already.” ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/455 "2016-10-28T00:33:51Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > I’d like to tell him, “Don’t worry about it. At your age, you’ve peed enough, already.” Right? ‘Yeah, you don’t have to pee anymore, you’re done.’ ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/456 "2016-10-31T21:32:46Z")
I can kick myself now, but I’m not feeding [this troll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=809149) anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/457 "2016-10-31T21:44:01Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I can kick myself now, but I’m not feeding [this troll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=809149) anymore. I’m kind of relieved his bizarre-ass ideas aren’t limited to ‘‘rape victims should keep their mouths shut out of obligation to the reputation of their rapist.’’ (Yes, really.) ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/458 "2016-10-31T21:50:26Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I’m kind of relieved his bizarre-ass ideas aren’t limited to ‘‘rape victims should keep their mouths shut out of obligation to the reputation of their rapist.’’ (Yes, really.) WTF?! That is seriously fucked up! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/459 "2016-10-31T21:54:22Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I’m kind of relieved his bizarre-ass ideas aren’t limited to ‘‘rape victims should keep their mouths shut out of obligation to the reputation of their rapist.’’ (Yes, really.) I had no idea of his positing history other than that that crazy thread about a coup. It’s somewhat comforting to know that he’s screwed up about a lot of things. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/460 "2016-10-31T22:03:16Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > WTF?! That is seriously fucked up! I’d dig it up again, but I’d rather not relive that thread just now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=24)