# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 231
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4604 "2017-11-19T21:05:13Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I didn’t see that coming! His tab was due. But he was dilate and a dollar short. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4605 "2017-11-19T21:06:30Z")
You said he was from Penn State. Were you a pupil of his? ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4606 "2017-11-19T21:08:28Z")
I heard Penn State parties are a real ball. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4607 "2017-11-19T21:13:39Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > I heard Penn State parties are a real ball. They’re an eye opener. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4608 "2017-11-19T21:20:40Z")
These are getting too cornea even for me. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4609 "2017-11-19T21:25:16Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > These are getting too cornea even for me. Looks over list of punishments. _eyes lashes_ ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4610 "2017-11-19T21:32:47Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I didn’t see that coming! > > **Cochrane** : It was in that thread I linked to a few posts back. OK. I must have been whooshed, because I didn’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4611 "2017-11-19T21:50:58Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > OK. I must have been whooshed, because I didn’t get it. The OP claims in a later post to call things as he “sees” them, and if you read the OP, his eyesight is to be questioned. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4612 "2017-11-19T22:04:11Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > The OP claims in a later post to call things as he “sees” them, and if you read the OP, his eyesight is to be questioned. Minor bit of pedantry; OP is **C-hump**. The ‘calls it like I sees it’ comment was by **Starving Artist**. A distinction without a difference? Perhaps. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4613 "2017-11-19T22:05:43Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Minor bit of pedantry; > > OP is **C-hump**. The ‘calls it like I sees it’ comment was by **Starving Artist**. A distinction without a difference? Perhaps. Indeed. He was one of the other 10 or so I referred to earlier. Now I’ve really ruined my “manual ignore” protocol!! ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4614 "2017-11-19T22:12:12Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Looks over list of punishments. > > _eyes lashes_ Rods could work too. Not sure about cones, unless you get real creative. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4615 "2017-11-19T22:28:56Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > What’s the over-under on that thread being moved to the Pit? > [@QuickSilver](#): > > Locked before sundown. Moved to the Pit at 2:24PM Left Coast Time. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4616 "2017-11-19T22:31:04Z")
I’ve amended my original response to the OP accordingly. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4617 "2017-11-20T00:21:28Z")
He has eyes? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4618 "2017-11-20T04:28:25Z")
[What are the odds that **C’hump** will be banned by the end of the year?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20612448#post20612448) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4619 "2017-11-20T05:00:40Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [What are the odds that **C’hump** will be banned by the end of the year?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20612448#post20612448) I’m hoping for mid-week at the latest. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4620 "2017-11-20T05:03:51Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [What are the odds that **C’hump** will be banned by the end of the year?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20612448#post20612448) He’s mentioned repeatedly how he’s so over this board (kind of like Trump and his reflexive references to the NY Times as ‘failing’) but he just can’t seem to quit us. Suicide by Mod is my guess. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4621 "2017-11-20T05:09:12Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > He’s mentioned repeatedly how he’s so over this board (kind of like Trump and his reflexive references to the NY Times as ‘failing’) but he just can’t seem to quit us. Suicide by Mod is my guess. This MB was so much better in the '50s. * * * And we have a live one. [How did I ever guess the join date?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20612594&postcount=67) [More and better here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20612602&postcount=2) ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4622 "2017-11-20T05:21:30Z")
I have seen that name on another board, though spelled slightly differently (with a number). Looking at that other board, I see the user by that name has been suspended from posting. I advise no one respond to it. It is little more than a bot, with good grammar. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4623 "2017-11-20T08:37:47Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > This MB was so much better in the '50s. > > * * * > > And we have a live one. [How did I ever guess the join date?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20612594&postcount=67) > > [More and better here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20612602&postcount=2) I agree, this board was a hep pad in the 50s. But the new join has ever so much more to offer than your paltry cites. Anyone who doesn’t fit conventional sexual norms is [the result of a chromosomal malfunction](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20612701&postcount=374), which is hardly society’s problem, is it? I refer you to the upthread-cited sage _andylongino: NRA Member_, also appropriately titled _andylongino: Not Natural_, and that’s the point. We don’t cotton to them thangs what ain’t natural. [Trump may not be perfect but he’s a bazillion times better than any Clinton.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20612677&postcount=71) And will undoubtedly be reelected, because of his greatness. [A little bit of white supremacy, of course.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20612713&postcount=74) And I’m delighted to announce that the consistency of lunatic ideology continues: he is, of course, [a gun nut](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20612682&postcount=72)! I strongly suspect sockery but there have been so many dearly departed that attribution is not easy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=230) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=232)