# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4624 "2017-11-20T10:46:06Z")

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Pity. Duck of Death is such a good name.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4625 "2017-11-20T12:05:29Z")

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I assumed DoD was either **andylongino** himself or a friend popping by to support him in his trolling.

But as you say, there are many other options.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4626 "2017-11-20T16:51:42Z")

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My mind is swiss-cheesing again…didn’t we have a recent troll here named **Ronnie Dobbs** , and if so did all of his shite get cornfielded?

If so, I just found a poster by that name [trolling one of my baseball boards](https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-bbwaa-did-a-great-job/).

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4627 "2017-11-20T17:56:18Z")

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**DofD** is definitely a strong contender for troll. Sock, I’m not sure about, unless **Clothy** is getting bored. He’s got too many interests. HH, maybe?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4628 "2017-11-20T18:30:25Z")

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It’s odd to see someone, like **ThelmaLou** , defend the guy. Very odd.

Seems obvious to me, but maybe not so for others.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4629 "2017-11-20T18:36:56Z")

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I suspect he may be tightly associated with one of our other new friends, **BeenJammin** , or **BeenJamminRootVegetablesUpMyAssSoViolentlyThatIPerforatedMyColon** , if we’re being formal.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4630 "2017-11-20T18:38:01Z")

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[I masturbate like a motherfuck!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=842250)

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4631 "2017-11-20T18:38:46Z")

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I don’t question anyone’s Thanksgiving traditions anymore.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4632 "2017-11-20T18:50:54Z")

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**BJ** definitely rings the sock bells for me.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4633 "2017-11-20T18:54:11Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> I suspect he may be tightly associated with one of our other new friends, **BeenJammin** , or **BeenJamminRootVegetablesUpMyAssSoViolentlyThatIPerforatedMyColon** , if we’re being formal.

😃

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4634 "2017-11-20T20:08:11Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> I suspect he may be tightly associated with one of our other new friends, **BeenJammin** , or **BeenJamminRootVegetablesUpMyAssSoViolentlyThatIPerforatedMyColon** , if we’re being formal.

Him. Aren’t _turnips_ root vegetables?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4635 "2017-11-20T20:17:23Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Him. Aren’t _turnips_ root vegetables?

He’s an artificial representation of a root vegetable. Otherwise known as “your plastic pal that’s fun to be with”.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4636 "2017-11-20T20:18:56Z")

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nm

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4637 "2017-11-20T21:50:04Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> It’s odd to see someone, like **ThelmaLou** , defend the guy. Very odd.
> 
> Seems obvious to me, but maybe not so for others.

She defended one post, as far as I have seen, not “the guy.” Her defense of that post may have been naïve. I’m not sure what seems obvious to you, why don’t you spell it out?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4638 "2017-11-20T23:17:13Z")

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Been there, done that.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4639 "2017-11-21T05:05:01Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> **BJ** definitely rings the sock bells for me.

Whenever I see a brand new poster with an uncanny knowledge of board nomenclature and making reference to some of the unwritten rules here, I notice those bells too.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4640 "2017-11-21T05:13:34Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Been there, done that.

Safely ignored, then.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4641 "2017-11-21T14:15:02Z")

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I’m devastated. My holidays are ruined!

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4642 "2017-11-21T15:53:30Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Whenever I see a brand new poster with an uncanny knowledge of board nomenclature and making reference to some of the unwritten rules here, I notice those bells too.

If they show up here immediately afterwards and start asking questions, sighting confirmed.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2017, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4643 "2017-11-21T16:53:21Z")

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Brand new poster, first post [digs up a zombie thread on psychics “helping” police](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=367470).  
Just to say:

> [@](#):
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> **Real**  
> No its real alright, but it is also very attractive to con men and that gives it a bad name.

Troll or merely idiot? Wait and see…

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