# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 235
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4684 "2017-11-23T06:49:47Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > We’re all out of Climate Change Deniers today, but I can get you a good deal a [Race Realist.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=842652) Hardly been used, too! Holy crap, he’s been moderated four times in a single thread, in less than 24 hours. Is that a new record? Keep that up and he’ll be gone before the Thanksgiving turkey goes cold. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4685 "2017-11-23T07:21:16Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Holy crap, he’s been moderated four times in a single thread, in less than 24 hours. Is that a new record? > Keep that up and he’ll be gone before the Thanksgiving turkey goes cold. He’s started a couple of more: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=842685](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=842685) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=842670](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=842670) In the first one, he brags about having been banned from at least 9 different message boards. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4686 "2017-11-23T07:35:33Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Holy crap, he’s been moderated four times in a single thread, in less than 24 hours. Is that a new record? > Keep that up and he’ll be gone before the Thanksgiving turkey goes cold. I’m wagering ‘before it’s cooked’. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4687 "2017-11-23T07:55:11Z")
Somebody make him stop. My brain is in pain. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4688 "2017-11-23T08:01:56Z")
Why are we putting up with that alt-right, junk “science” spewing piece of dogshit? ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4689 "2017-11-23T08:19:14Z")
It’s got to be a banned poster. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4690 "2017-11-23T09:40:38Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > Why are we putting up with that alt-right, junk “science” spewing piece of dogshit? The PTB have _repeatedly_ said they’re not going to ban people _just_ for being racist (against Black people, at any rate) ---
**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4691 "2017-11-23T09:59:49Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > So, Jews, Chinese/Japanese/Koreans, then white guys, then large gap before everyone else? That’s like a conspiracy race stew. Jews on top. You’re describing a casserole, not a stew. I’m thinking topped with a flaky crust of matzah, over a layer of ramen, rice and kimchi, with a layer of mayonnaise and potatoes underneath that, and then…uh…some kind of mix of lentils, beans, quinoa, and corn. Possibly add some shredded barbecue meat and shwarma down there also. ---
**Author:** ![WilyQuixote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f9ae1b/32.png) [@WilyQuixote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WilyQuixote)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4692 "2017-11-23T10:58:02Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > He’s started a couple of more: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=842685](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=842685) > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=842670](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=842670) > > In the first one, he brags about having been banned from at least 9 different message boards. How is he still here? That’s the most obviously trolly troll obviously trolling I’ve seen around these parts for a while. I know its been less than 12 hours, but aren’t such obvious ones banned straight away? Isn’t it Thanksgiving in the US now? And he spends it trolling a messageboard? Fuck. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4693 "2017-11-23T14:12:40Z")
> [@](#): > > In the first one, he brags about having been banned from at least 9 different message boards. Make that ten. > [@WilyQuixote](#): > > How is he still here? That’s the most obviously trolly troll obviously trolling I’ve seen around these parts for a while. I know its been less than 12 hours, but aren’t such obvious ones banned straight away? > > Isn’t it Thanksgiving in the US now? And he spends it trolling a messageboard? Fuck. Well, he ain’t here no more. The Pit thread he started got cornfielded just as I was starting to read it. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4694 "2017-11-23T14:13:12Z")
> [@WilyQuixote](#): > > How is he still here? Looks like he is now playing with the children of the corn. > [@](#): > > Isn’t it Thanksgiving in the US now? And he spends it trolling a messageboard? Fuck. He was referencing Rushton, so it is entirely possible he was Canadian. Or perhaps he got off school early on Wednesday and decided to play around. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4695 "2017-11-23T14:21:56Z")
He was fun. But all toys break eventually. ---
**Author:** ![WilyQuixote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f9ae1b/32.png) [@WilyQuixote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WilyQuixote)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4696 "2017-11-23T14:24:41Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Looks like he is now playing with the children of the corn. I know he only joined up twelve hours ago but he was such an obvious troll from his very first post that I’m genuinely surprised it took so long. But since its thanksgiving I can forgive the mods for slacking off! 😃 > [@](#): > > He was referencing Rushton, so it is entirely possible he was Canadian. Or perhaps he got off school early on Wednesday and decided to play around. Don’t both Canadian and American “race-realists” have Rushton cites at the ready? ---
**Author:** ![WilyQuixote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f9ae1b/32.png) [@WilyQuixote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WilyQuixote)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4697 "2017-11-23T14:27:18Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > He was fun. But all toys break eventually. Meh. Too obvious and too tiresome. If I’m going to poke trolls with a stick they need to put some effort into it. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4698 "2017-11-23T14:31:50Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > The Pit thread he started got cornfielded just as I was starting to read it. You are fortunate you did not read more of it.😉 ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4699 "2017-11-23T14:35:30Z")
> [@WilyQuixote](#): > > Don’t both Canadian and American “race-realists” have Rushton cites at the ready? Yep, that’s my experience. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4700 "2017-11-23T14:37:11Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > You are fortunate you did not read more of it.😉 Probably. I was just about to be thoroughly convinced by his argument that he must be right because millions and millions of people voted for Trump, but now I can’t even remember what he was talking about. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4701 "2017-11-23T16:29:56Z")
> [@Jacquernagy](#): > > You’re describing a casserole, not a stew. I’m thinking topped with a flaky crust of matzah, over a layer of ramen, rice and kimchi, with a layer of mayonnaise and potatoes underneath that, and then…uh…some kind of mix of lentils, beans, quinoa, and corn. Possibly add some shredded barbecue meat and shwarma down there also. That’s a darn fine explanation for a feat day when most of us cooking and/or eating. I wonder how many of these yahoos really get what they’re saying? That’s right: The Jews are the Master Race. Kneel before them all you other losers. It’s still a hateful creed, but the irony of who’s proclaiming it is delicious. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4702 "2017-11-23T18:08:43Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Probably. I was just about to be thoroughly convinced by his argument that he must be right because millions and millions of people voted for Trump, but now I can’t even remember what he was talking about. I spent too much time on it. For those who missed the lowlights, he said a bunch of garbage about it being proven that blacks have lower IQ’s, diversity is BAD, and everyone wants to be white. His “proof” was a pseudoscience alt-right blog. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4703 "2017-11-23T21:06:26Z")
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