# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 237
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4724 "2017-11-25T02:55:08Z")
_While greasy Joan doth keel the pot_ We had to memorize that poem in Jr High, and that’s all that’s left in my memory banks. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4725 "2017-11-25T04:35:30Z")
Ah, Thanksgiving. When we come together as a nation and think about [The War of Northern Aggression.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20622332&postcount=45) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4726 "2017-11-25T05:04:01Z")
I’m not sure what [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=842829) is. Not trolling, but definitely a strange post about knives not working any more. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4727 "2017-11-25T05:27:03Z")
Meth does funny things to people. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4728 "2017-11-25T07:54:31Z")
I think his spread is just cold, strange. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4729 "2017-11-25T11:11:05Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Ah, Thanksgiving. When we come together as a nation and think about [The War of Northern Aggression.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20622332&postcount=45) Have you ssen any other posts from that…individual? Wrong just doesn’t convey the aporopriate kevel of combined stupidity, illogic, and CT nonsense. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4730 "2017-11-25T13:06:01Z")
The incomprehensible babbling of [SarahWitch.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20622534&postcount=59) Troll? Moron? Sock? I can’t tell. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4731 "2017-11-25T13:09:00Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > The incomprehensible babbling of [SarahWitch.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20622534&postcount=59) > > Troll? Moron? Sock? I can’t tell. Why can’t it be all three? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4732 "2017-11-25T13:39:39Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > The incomprehensible babbling of [SarahWitch.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20622534&postcount=59) > > Troll? Moron? Sock? I can’t tell. Witch one is it? ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4733 "2017-11-25T14:23:16Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > I took that thread’s OP as being teasingly tongue in cheek. Which may have been pressing the envelope a bit in terms of the complaints it’ll trigger. > > It’s what he does in the next few threads he posts to that’ll tell the tale. What is teasing in this context but a “playful” way to stir the pot? I for one agree with **John** : he was not interested in an actual discussion or debate about why Clinton would or would not be a good candidate in 2020. The only thing that saves it is that I don’t see any actual Clinton supporters taking the bait. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4734 "2017-11-25T14:25:12Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Have you ssen any other posts from that…individual? Wrong just doesn’t convey the aporopriate kevel of combined stupidity, illogic, and CT nonsense. Meanwhile, one poster is intrigued by her ideas, and would like to subscribe to her newsletter. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4735 "2017-11-25T14:34:26Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > The incomprehensible babbling of [SarahWitch.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20622534&postcount=59) > > Troll? Moron? Sock? I can’t tell. Balderdash. States were never individual nation-states; each township was a separate nation unto itself, until the power grab by charlatans after the Conflict of Springfield vs. Shelbyville, which created the fiction that cities are encompassed by and beholden to “states,” solely to suppress their autonomy. This truthhood is irrefutable to all who cast even a cursory glance at the historical record, but the oligarchs with their false flags and monothematic, tyrannical license plates rely on the masses being so ignorant that they would believe that citizens of heterogenous sovereign city-states would naturally unite in their reverence to peaches, or the husks of maize, or being shown things, or a tendency to stand in tar. It is therefore imperative among the Peoples of the houses of the streets of the neighborhoods of each city, to reclaim their independent self-governance, and restore true Democracy, however many clauses, with archaic and unnecessary commas, it may require. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4736 "2017-11-25T14:38:28Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Balderdash… And a spot of well-played balderdash at that. Bravo. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4737 "2017-11-25T14:41:41Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Balderdash. States were never individual nation-states; each township was a separate nation unto itself, until the power grab by charlatans after the Conflict of Springfield vs. Shelbyville, which created the fiction that cities are encompassed by and beholden to “states,” solely to suppress their autonomy. This truthhood is irrefutable to all who cast even a cursory glance at the historical record, but the oligarchs with their false flags and monothematic, tyrannical license plates rely on the masses being so ignorant that they would believe that citizens of heterogenous sovereign city-states would naturally unite in their reverence to peaches, or the husks of maize, or being shown things, or a tendency to stand in tar. It is therefore imperative among the Peoples of the houses of the streets of the neighborhoods of each city, to reclaim their independent self-governance, and restore true Democracy, however many clauses, with archaic and unnecessary commas, it may require. I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your “Balderdash” newsletter. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4738 "2017-11-25T15:13:53Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > It’s really simple: Ask yourself if you think he started that thread to stimulate an honest debate on the subject, or to stir the pot again? We aren’t mind readers, so we can’t be 100% certain, but we have the capacity to make judgements based on past behavior. But if you are uncertain, then you are uncertain. I’m OK disagreeing on the matter. I was feeling charitable. I blame the tryptophan overdose. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4739 "2017-11-25T15:14:47Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Balderdash. States were never individual nation-states; each township was a separate nation unto itself, until the power grab by charlatans after the Conflict of Springfield vs. Shelbyville, which created the fiction that cities are encompassed by and beholden to “states,” solely to suppress their autonomy. This truthhood is irrefutable to all who cast even a cursory glance at the historical record, but the oligarchs with their false flags and monothematic, tyrannical license plates rely on the masses being so ignorant that they would believe that citizens of heterogenous sovereign city-states would naturally unite in their reverence to peaches, or the husks of maize, or being shown things, or a tendency to stand in tar. It is therefore imperative among the Peoples of the houses of the streets of the neighborhoods of each city, to reclaim their independent self-governance, and restore true Democracy, however many clauses, with archaic and unnecessary commas, it may require. The sovereign citizens of the front bedroom of my apartment have paused the prosecution of their hostilities with the people of the kitchen long enough to authorize me the convey their strenuous disagreement with the hegemonic ideas you propound here on behalf of such tyrannical power-grabbers as streets, city blocks, and _neighborhoods._ ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4740 "2017-11-25T15:52:32Z")
I know several have already pointed out the beguiling **SarahWitch**. Here she is adding her special brand of wacko-sauce to the current sovereign citizen thread: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20622461&postcount=134](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20622461&postcount=134) I predict here career here will be like a skyrocket. Loud and brief with lots of smoke and flash providing no real illumination. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4741 "2017-11-25T16:04:48Z")
She already got a mod warning for being insulting after someone dared question her authori-tie! ---
**Author:** ![D\_Anconia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@D\_Anconia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Anconia)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4742 "2017-11-25T16:47:36Z")
> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#): > > She already got a mod warning for being insulting after someone dared question her authori-tie! Link? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4743 "2017-11-25T16:52:09Z")
> [@D\_Anconia](#): > > Link? [Same thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20622832&postcount=140) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=236) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=238)