# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 239
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4764 "2017-11-25T19:52:29Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > I know several have already pointed out the beguiling **SarahWitch**. > > Here she is adding her special brand of wacko-sauce to the current sovereign citizen thread: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20622461&postcount=134](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20622461&postcount=134) > > I predict here career here will be like a skyrocket. Loud and brief with lots of smoke and flash providing no real illumination. She defends the South more than Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4765 "2017-11-25T19:54:59Z")
I think it’s sorta fun that some of us are sitting here trolling our own Pit thread about trollers and the trolling they do. How very meta. OTOH, we’d probably be happier with each other if we didn’t. The point of this thread (as I understand it) is for the “good guys” to band together to laugh and point at the “bad guys”. As any Marvel comics fan knows, once your good guy team starts bickering, the Forces of Evil are about to take over for several issues. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4766 "2017-11-25T19:57:19Z")
ui > [@Colibri](#): > > [This is the actual warning.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20622873&postcount=155) (Although **Bone** didn’t use the word “warning,” he issued one for that post. My mistake. I forgot in my haste and left it out. I just edited it to clarify. That’s what I get for doing it from my phone. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4767 "2017-11-25T20:02:19Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > I think it’s sorta fun that some of us are sitting here trolling our own Pit thread about trollers and the trolling they do. How very meta. > > OTOH, we’d probably be happier with each other if we didn’t. The point of this thread (as I understand it) is for the “good guys” to band together to laugh and point at the “bad guys”. As any Marvel comics fan knows, once your good guy team starts bickering, the Forces of Evil are about to take over for several issues. :eek: But they all come back together and work together to defeat evil in the third act. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4768 "2017-11-25T20:05:32Z")
> [@Bone](#): > > ui > > My mistake. I forgot in my haste and left it out. I just edited it to clarify. That’s what I get for doing it from my phone. “This is a warning… enjoy your stay”. You have a wicked sense of humor. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4769 "2017-11-25T20:18:35Z")
> [@D\_Anconia](#): > > Link? > [@kaylasdad99](#): > > [Same thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20622832&postcount=140) > [@Colibri](#): > > [This is the actual warning.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20622873&postcount=155) (Although **Bone** didn’t use the word “warning,” he issued one for that post. Yikes. Is my face red! So sorry to have misled you, **D’Anconia**. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4770 "2017-11-25T20:24:08Z")
> [@D\_Anconia](#): > > That wasn’t a warning, moron. > [@Mr.Miskatonic](#): > > So what word do you use to describe when someone alerts you continuing a certain action will result in punishment? In the example I misidentified, a “mod note.” Semantic discussions may be held as to whether there is a distinction. I know of at least one mod who, when he issues one, makes it explicit whether it is a warning or is not. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4771 "2017-11-25T20:26:01Z")
> [@D\_Anconia](#): > > Totally different thread/post than the one(s) miskatonic and kayla were referring to. N.B. I am not Kayla. I am her dad. Hence, **kaylasdad**. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4772 "2017-11-25T20:28:21Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > What about the onions? They were worn on the belt, which was the style of the time. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4773 "2017-11-25T20:29:08Z")
> [@D\_Anconia](#): > > It’s apparent that the Reading is Fundamental campaign was an abject failure. wrt the SDMB, you’re certainly doing your bit to take the FUN out of it… ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4774 "2017-11-25T20:37:02Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > What about the onions? > [@LSLGuy](#): > > Statists wear theirs on the left side of their belt and Freemen wear them on the right. As was the fashion in those days. > > Friggin’ loonies wear them as a headdress and as a codpiece. Regardless of gender. As does **SarahWitch**. But only briefly. 🙂 > [@Gatopescado](#): > > They were worn on the belt, which was the style of the time. The odd thing about onion jokes is that they echo. No one knows why. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4775 "2017-11-25T20:38:41Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > The odd thing about onion jokes is that they echo. No one knows why. 🙂 That sounds like a bunch of quackery to me. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4776 "2017-11-25T20:42:32Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > [This is the actual warning.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20622873&postcount=155) (Although **Bone** didn’t use the word “warning,” he issued one for that post. **Bone** has since edited his post to make it clear that it was indeed a warning. ETA: Never mind. I see **Bone** has already said that. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4777 "2017-11-25T20:50:55Z")
[Here is the transcript.](https://www.npr.org/2017/11/24/566387408/what-to-do-with-your-leftover-thanksgiving-stuffing) I think I misunderstood what they were saying because they talked about pouring it out of a bag. I took that to mean uncooked, but I think they had cooked stuffing in a bag. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Anconia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@D\_Anconia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Anconia)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4778 "2017-11-25T20:55:38Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > wrt the SDMB, you’re certainly doing your bit to take the FUN out of it… You’re doing your bit to add general cluelessness to a board that’s (allegedly) dedicated to fighting ignorance. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4779 "2017-11-25T20:56:36Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > [Here is the transcript.](https://www.npr.org/2017/11/24/566387408/what-to-do-with-your-leftover-thanksgiving-stuffing) I think I misunderstood what they were saying because they talked about pouring it out of a bag. I took that to mean uncooked, but I think they had cooked stuffing in a bag. Noah. Totally wrong thread!! Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4780 "2017-11-25T21:00:42Z")
> [@D\_Anconia](#): > > You’re doing your bit to add general cluelessness to a board that’s (allegedly) dedicated to fighting ignorance. You do nothing but point out meaningless mistakes. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4781 "2017-11-25T21:06:08Z")
Turkey sandwich: Turkey meat Bread Lettuce Tomatoes Cranberry sauce Spread cranberry sauce on the bread instead of mayo. Add turkey, lettuce and tomatoes. Add other condiments as desired. Feeds as many as you make. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4782 "2017-11-25T21:28:58Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Turkey sandwich: > > Turkey meat > Bread > Lettuce > Tomatoes > Cranberry sauce > > Spread cranberry sauce on the bread instead of mayo. Add turkey, lettuce and tomatoes. Add other condiments as desired. > > Feeds as many as you make. The turkey and cranberry sauce tastes so good together… we should pick one day a year to make that the default dinner. How did you even think of that? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4783 "2017-11-25T21:36:50Z")
> [@digs](#): > > The turkey and cranberry sauce tastes so good together… we should pick one day a year to make that the default dinner. How did you even think of that? They could make it a holiday. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=238) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=240)