# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 242
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4824 "2017-11-27T01:10:48Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > The tragedy of it all, related in that post, is that the kid didn’t even get a plack. 😃 This is why this forum is the shit. The snark brought me here, and it keeps me here… ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4825 "2017-11-27T02:39:40Z")
Leave the snark, take the cannoli. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4826 "2017-11-27T02:50:07Z")
[Why don’t most women make themselves sexy for me year round?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20626002&posted=1#post20626002) Bunch of cheapskate kill-joys!! ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4827 "2017-11-27T02:52:01Z")
Less of a troll, more of a douche ---
**Author:** ![Arrogantly\_Ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Arrogantly\_Ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrogantly_Ignorant)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4828 "2017-11-27T03:08:43Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > Less of a troll, more of a douche Well, I trust you know the distinction. After all, pussies use a lot of douches. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4829 "2017-11-27T03:32:43Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Will she rise again after 3 days? It would have been funny if he had suspended her for 3 years. 🙂 > [@BeepKillBeep](#): > > I predict we will shortly have a new user join named **WarahSitch**. This new poster will be the 2nd most premier expert on American law (also an expert on clinical psychology) and will pro-CSA. I almost wish this board used Tachy Goes to Coventry for the repeat socks. Just let them rant unto the void, forever. Yah, eventually they’ll probably figure out that nobody can see their posts anymore, and spawn a new head, but still would like to see it used here. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4830 "2017-11-27T03:39:55Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > I almost wish this board used Tachy Goes to Coventry for the repeat socks. Just let them rant unto the void, forever. Yah, eventually they’ll probably figure out that nobody can see their posts anymore, and spawn a new head, but still would like to see it used here. Done it in the past. But they figure it our rather quickly, IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4831 "2017-11-27T03:53:16Z")
**wolfpup** , I hereby award you a plack for not just this hilarious post, but for those that have come before it on which I haven’t commented, but have made me cry with laughter. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4832 "2017-11-27T12:19:55Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > **wolfpup** , I hereby award you a plack for not just this hilarious post, but for those that have come before it on which I haven’t commented, but have made me cry with laughter. Thanks for the kind words. Knowing that my silliness made someone laugh or smile is almost as good as getting an actual plack. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4833 "2017-11-27T18:19:15Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Thanks for the kind words. Knowing that my silliness made someone laugh or smile is almost as good as getting an actual plack. 🙂 I feel a new SDMB meme coming on (maybe – I won’t force it, quarry-style). ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4834 "2017-11-27T18:28:21Z")
> [@Arrogantly\_Ignorant](#): > > Well, I trust you know the distinction. After all, pussies use a lot of douches. Perhaps if that Psychology BS wasn’t a complete waste of time and money, you can use it to figure out why you’re so angry all the fucking time. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4835 "2017-11-27T19:24:00Z")
> [@JKellyMap](#): > > I feel a new SDMB meme coming on (maybe – I won’t force it, quarry-style). Well lets all give **JKM** a plack for that post! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4836 "2017-11-27T20:07:12Z")
As long as he doesn’t have plack on his teeth. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4837 "2017-11-27T20:13:39Z")
> [@JKellyMap](#): > > I feel a new SDMB meme coming on (maybe – I won’t force it, quarry-style). I forced a plack once, in 1960. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4838 "2017-11-27T20:15:42Z")
I am just about one Plack Length away from going over the edge from all the plack puns. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4839 "2017-11-27T20:16:56Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > I am just about one Plack Length away from going over the edge from all the plack puns. I’ve got your plack on that! ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4840 "2017-11-27T21:27:39Z")
All these rapid-fire puns definitely deserve suitable background music. Try reading them all while enjoying [_Placketty Plax_](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ). ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4841 "2017-11-27T21:44:45Z")
Plack Lies Matter ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4842 "2017-11-27T22:41:12Z")
A 1920’s style plack ray? ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4843 "2017-11-27T23:27:48Z")
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