# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 243
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4844 "2017-11-27T23:35:24Z")
Plack it up guys. This has been going on long enough. You know what word autocorrect hates? Plack. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4845 "2017-11-27T23:47:18Z")
I burning your plack! ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4846 "2017-11-28T04:47:23Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > I am just about one Plack Length away from going over the edge from all the plack puns. [“One plack over the line, sweet Jesus…”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8tdmaEhMHE) ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4847 "2017-11-28T05:02:43Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Plack it up guys. This has been going on long enough. > > You know what word autocorrect hates? Plack. I resent your plackitude. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4848 "2017-11-28T05:28:53Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > I resent your plackitude. **“I find your plack of faith disturbing”** [force-choke] ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4849 "2017-11-28T06:15:19Z")
Plack-a-mole ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4850 "2017-11-28T06:35:35Z")
I need a plack-jacket for this. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4851 "2017-11-28T06:39:50Z")
This thread has turned into one placked-up mess. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4852 "2017-11-28T07:39:23Z")
Great. Now we’re all placky. EVERYTHING’S placky! Oh, look! Here comes Plackette, the only female Plack in the tribe, flirting placquettishly. Any minute we can expect Grandpa Plack to come along and lecture us for an hour on the need to ALWAYS be prepared for tricks and traps from that wily old Gargaplack. PLACKY! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4853 "2017-11-28T07:40:15Z")
Plack it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4854 "2017-11-28T10:04:03Z")
Plack on. Plack off. The Placker. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4855 "2017-11-28T10:41:19Z")
Once you go plack, you never go back. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4856 "2017-11-28T15:18:17Z")
I don’t want to junior-mod, but could we please end this high-plack? :rolleyes: Aren’t there some trolls we should be plackstabbing? ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4857 "2017-11-28T15:34:34Z")
OG PLACK!!! Plack ensues. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4858 "2017-11-28T16:05:44Z")
Stop the plack and forth bullshit. Back to troll hysteria season reruns. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4859 "2017-11-28T16:09:46Z")
No, our desire for more puns is implackable. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4860 "2017-11-28T16:54:24Z")
Alas aplack, the only thing that can save us from our pun-ishing obsession is a trollful invasion. Like an omnibus, one should be along any time. Also like an omnibus, after a placktastically too long delay 3 or 5 will show up at once. Keep your eyes peeled. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4861 "2017-11-28T17:04:51Z")
Yum! Plack, anyone have a recipe? ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4862 "2017-11-28T17:19:49Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Thanks for the kind words. Knowing that my silliness made someone laugh or smile is almost as good as getting an actual plack. 🙂 I agree, excellent post but I have a question. If the plack is “nearly worthless” yet is worth four Scots pennies, what does that make the Scots penny, stock for making copper washers? Color me confused. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4863 "2017-11-28T17:23:53Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Yum! Plack, anyone have a recipe? Eat Twinkies daily. Brush teeth annually. Plack surely ensues. Penis not so much unless your SO is blind & has no sense of smell. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=242) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=244)