# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 245
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4884 "2017-11-29T06:37:18Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > For years on sign up lists I’ve signed ’ Yoko Ono’. Does that mean anything? Not one person has ever said anything to me, about it. That’s because they’re afraid you’ll break up their band. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4885 "2017-11-29T09:57:34Z")
Birther in Great Debates: > [@Obama's Birth Certificate is a fake.. 12 points of Forgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obamas-birth-certificate-is-a-fake-12-points-of-forgery/803032/1): > > I have been studying this awhile now. > I do not dislike Obama but I think the evidence is clear it you actually take the time to study this for about ten hours or so. > > One group in Europe, Forlabs, that does major intel investigations… found 12 points of Forgery. Forlabs is a very very very famous investigative company btw in Europe. > > This guy … an expert also finds huge problems with the certificate. > > [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=206Zrw\_-sqQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=206Zrw_-sqQ) > > Short vid about this… > The mainstream media will not even debate this !!! > notice this!! [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843249](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843249) ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4886 "2017-11-29T12:23:57Z")
> [@digs](#): > > … > I often put up signup lists around the college i teach at. And, yes, I often wait til #1 and 2 are filled in, then I casually saunter by and write “Hi, Opel” for #3. > > I mention 1920’s Style Death Rays on handouts, and say “Thank Og” in class. But in almost decades plural of hoping, no nibbles. Besides getting Opal wrong as **running coach** already said, you’re fighting Board demographics pretty hard doing that stuff at a college. If you did it at senior centers you’d find a lot more of us. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4887 "2017-11-29T13:41:02Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > You mock me, sir \ > It was King James’ failure to abolish the penny that was largely responsible for the great Rebellion of Sauchieburn in 1488. No mocking was intended; the confusion was genuine. It seems the Scots take their money _seriously_. ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4888 "2017-11-29T13:49:36Z")
Any hour (minute?) now, the “premier legal expert” will have her suspension expire. Should we start getting the popcorn ready for **SarahWitch** ’s inevitable return? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4889 "2017-11-29T14:58:23Z")
> [@Fuji](#): > > Any hour (minute?) now, the “premier legal expert” will have her suspension expire. > > Should we start getting the popcorn ready for **SarahWitch** ’s inevitable return? Someone tell **Miller** to get ready to reopen that Pit thread! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4890 "2017-11-29T15:19:45Z")
> [@Fuji](#): > > Any hour (minute?) now, the “premier legal expert” will have her suspension expire. > > Should we start getting the popcorn ready for **SarahWitch** ’s inevitable return? > [@John\_Mace](#): > > Someone tell **Miller** to get ready to reopen that Pit thread! I sent him a message two days ago to ask him if this was likely to happen (a reopening of the thread), and I have not received a response. We might need to start a new one. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4891 "2017-11-29T15:37:50Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Birther in Great Debates: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843249](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843249) I couldn’t resist just one post. But I did notice a few posters skirting the rules, and one who was definitely breaking a rule. Why risk a warning to respond to a troll??? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4892 "2017-11-29T16:23:38Z")
It’s troll season, and it’s just getting started. Winter recess is about here. This is shaping up to be a great holiday season for busy little whackos. I expect we’ll have a great holiday break with hungry little dingleberries seeking advice on relationships, abusive spouses, declawed unvaccinated cats, and girls who really mean yes when they say no. Of course, I’m waiting for the classic “How do I tell my parents I got my sister pregnant?” This will be an epic season and it starts in 2 weeks! ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4893 "2017-11-29T16:25:05Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I couldn’t resist just one post. But I did notice a few posters skirting the rules, and one who was definitely breaking a rule. Why risk a warning to respond to a troll??? “Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.” -H.L.M. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4894 "2017-11-29T16:27:11Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > I sent him a message two days ago to ask him if this was likely to happen (a reopening of the thread), and I have not received a response. > > We might need to start a new one. Did you send some Johnny Walker with your message? No? See, it’s your fault. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4895 "2017-11-29T16:33:10Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > “Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.” -H.L.M. Bad advice. Spitting on hands is unsanitary. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4896 "2017-11-29T16:34:53Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Bad advice. Spitting on hands is unsanitary. Like sharing catheters. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4897 "2017-11-29T17:04:09Z")
New from Black Flag[sup]®[/sup]: Troll Fogger[sup]TM[/sup]! Set one off in your online home and trolls will instantly disappear! Disclaimer: Black Flag[sup]®[/sup] does not guarantee that the use of Troll Fogger[sup]TM[/sup] will not also disappear non-trolls. ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4898 "2017-11-29T17:06:50Z")
> [@Fuji](#): > > Any hour (minute?) now, the “premier legal expert” will have her suspension expire. > > Should we start getting the popcorn ready for **SarahWitch** ’s inevitable return? Aaaaaaand… she’s [back](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20631550&postcount=26). ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4899 "2017-11-29T17:08:38Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > … > Of course, I’m waiting for the classic “How do I tell my parents I got my sister pregnant?” > … Um, in an email from halfway across the country after you’ve run away together? Or separately? Damn, you ask hard questions. If this is just the quiz I see the final’s gonna be a bear. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4900 "2017-11-29T17:10:18Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Birther in Great Debates: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843249](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843249) Wait a minute. Wasn’t **Sunny Daze** looking for a Birther not long ago? This could be moment she’s been waiting for!!! ( **Sunny** is a “she”, right?) ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4901 "2017-11-29T17:23:09Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > It’s troll season, and it’s just getting started. Winter recess is about here. > > This is shaping up to be a great holiday season for busy little whackos. I expect we’ll have a great holiday break with hungry little dingleberries seeking advice on relationships, abusive spouses, declawed unvaccinated cats, and girls who really mean yes when they say no. > > Of course, I’m waiting for the classic “How do I tell my parents I got my sister pregnant?” > > This will be an epic season and it starts in 2 weeks! [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19772014](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19772014) Here is your chance to update your own trolling thread. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4902 "2017-11-29T17:27:02Z")
The Wicked Witch is no longer dead, and people are feeding her as if their lives depended on it. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4903 "2017-11-29T17:35:56Z")
Perhaps they’re just fattening her for Christmas? Like a goose? One can at least hope. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=244) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=246)