# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 246
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4904 "2017-11-29T17:46:33Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > The Wicked Witch is no longer dead, and people are feeding her as if their lives depended on it. I’m just trying to irritate her enough so that she lashes out and gets her inevitable banning a bit sooner than might be otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4905 "2017-11-29T17:51:18Z")
> [@Fuji](#): > > I’m just trying to irritate her enough so that she lashes out and gets her inevitable banning a bit sooner than might be otherwise. Be careful. You may just have admitted to trolling her. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4906 "2017-11-29T17:52:05Z")
> [@Fuji](#): > > I’m just trying to irritate her enough so that she lashes out and gets her inevitable banning a bit sooner than might be otherwise. Why? We have the premier American law expert with us and you’re wanting her banned? ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4907 "2017-11-29T17:59:15Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Be careful. You may just have admitted to trolling her. Nonsense. As I’m the premier expert on Irish law, I’ve no fear of running afoul of the rules here. Checkmate! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4908 "2017-11-29T18:02:13Z")
> [@Fuji](#): > > Nonsense. As I’m the premier expert on **Irish law** , I’ve no fear of running afoul of the rules here. > > Checkmate! _looks at username_ WTH? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4909 "2017-11-29T18:05:16Z")
[Monty Python] Nobody expects the Irish Japanese People! [/Monty Python] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4910 "2017-11-29T18:05:21Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > _looks at username_ WTH? > > 😃 \ And since last Smarch, Japanese law as well. Double checkmate!! ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4911 "2017-11-29T18:07:12Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19772014](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19772014) > > Here is your chance to update your own trolling thread. Yeah. Bump that one & **Sarah** will be all over it like a witch on \_\_\_\_ . Hmm what goes there? Witch on wolfsbane? Witch on a broom? Witch on black catnip? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4912 "2017-11-29T18:09:26Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > Um, in an email from halfway across the country after you’ve run away together? Or separately? > > Damn, you ask hard questions. If this is just the quiz I see the final’s gonna be a bear. Question #1. You observe a bear defecating. What is your location? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4913 "2017-11-29T18:10:32Z")
Witch on madsiriscool. Keep it in the family. Intrafamily orgy and whatnot. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4914 "2017-11-29T18:20:26Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Wait a minute. Wasn’t **Sunny Daze** looking for a Birther not long ago? This could be moment she’s been waiting for!!! > > ( **Sunny** is a “she”, right?) Yes. She. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4915 "2017-11-29T18:28:02Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Question #1. You observe a bear defecating. What is your location? I know, I know. Alaska. Has to be Alaska. The BLM won’t allow bears to shit in the woods in CONUS. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4916 "2017-11-29T18:28:16Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Why? > > We have the premier American law expert with us and you’re wanting her banned? There’s something familiar about that description, and the behavior. Could the illustrious [Oily Taint](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orly_Taitz) be gracing us with her presence? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4917 "2017-11-29T18:36:52Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Question #1. You observe a bear defecating. What is your location? What’s a bear? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4918 "2017-11-29T18:42:14Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > What’s a bear? Biological Effects of Atomic Radiation ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4919 "2017-11-29T18:43:48Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Question #1. You observe a bear defecating. What is your location? I wouldn’t accept it. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4920 "2017-11-29T18:44:22Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > What’s a bear? An out-of-the-vestibule Pope. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4921 "2017-11-29T18:47:52Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > It’s troll season, and it’s just getting started. Winter recess is about here. Twoll season! Twue believer season! Twoll season! Twue believer season! Twoll season! Twue believer season! Donald season! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4922 "2017-11-29T18:54:30Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Twoll season! > > Twue believer season! > > Twoll season! > > Twue believer season! > > Twoll season! > > Twue believer season! > Donald season! :eek: You’re deshpickable! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/4923 "2017-11-29T19:29:58Z")
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